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Title: Survivor-Texas Style
Post by: AKcurly on November 01, 2004, 09:10:25 AM

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do  one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
 
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.  From  there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay, I love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait  Sucks, Kerry in '04, Hillary in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive wins.

Title: Survivor-Texas Style
Post by: AKIron on November 01, 2004, 09:16:29 AM

You forgot the clincher that ensures none of them would survive... Okie plates. ;)

Title: Survivor-Texas Style
Post by: jigsaw on November 01, 2004, 03:46:25 PM

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Originally posted by AKIron
You forgot the clincher that ensures none of them would survive... Okie plates. ;)

On TX vs OU weekend. :D

Title: Survivor-Texas Style
Post by: Habu on November 01, 2004, 04:42:22 PM

Wow this is as funny as the first time I heard it, back in 1999.

Title: Survivor-Texas Style
Post by: AKcurly on November 01, 2004, 05:32:32 PM

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Originally posted by Habu
Wow this is as funny as the first time I heard it, back in 1999.

Wow!  Didn't realize survivor shows went back to 1999

curly