Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Seagoon on November 02, 2004, 12:28:47 PM
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Don't normally post this kind of thing, but just got it and thought I'd pass it on for the sake of the potentially depressed...
As we all know TheEvilRepublicans have invented a new and sneaky way to disenfranchise likely Democratic voters called "Poll Watchers." In an effort to ensure that the voting process goes without a hitch and that no likely Kerry voters are intimidated or disenfranchised by these fiends the following simple exit poll is currently being circulated by the Kerry Campaign.
KERRY CAMPAIGN EXIT POLL
Were you able to vote Kerry Today? _______ Approximately How Many Times? (please round up to the next highest whole number) __________
Were the instructions given to you by the Kerry Volunteer in the Booth Clear? __________
Are You Currently? SINGLE ____ DIVORCED _____ DECEASED _____
In Which State or Country Do You Currently Reside? ________________
In Which States Do You Vote? _____________ , ______________________ , _______________________ , ________________________ , _______________________, _____________
What is your Current Occupation? DAISY SUPPORT TECHNICIAN _______ CARTOON CHARACTER _____________ GUEST OF THE STATE OF ___________________
Were you able to vote while commuting to work, or did the border patrol interfere with your crossing? ______________
Were the Ballot(s) you received clear and easy to understand, or did you have to fill them out yourself? __________
Were you satisfied with the quality of the controlled substances you received for voting? ________
Did anyone at your polling place seem scared, confused, or intimidated? __________ Other than the Elderly Poll workers? _____
Do you expect to vote for John Kerry Again in the next 24 hours? __________
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Hillarious.