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Title: President Of This Forum
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 03, 2004, 03:18:05 PM
Vote for one:
Lazs
Nash (we will amend the Constitution)
Giant sweetheart
**** Sandwich
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 03, 2004, 03:19:49 PM
Laz gets my vote, Nash has credibility issues with all the predictions gone wrong!!:D
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 03, 2004, 03:22:02 PM
Write in:

Mr. T
-SW
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Post by: SOB on November 03, 2004, 03:23:06 PM
I vote for the **** sammich.
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Post by: Creamo on November 03, 2004, 03:23:50 PM
Eagler. He could ride in on his roflcopter and drop 3 LOL's on anyone that got out of hand.

(http://www.roflcopter.com/roflcopter.gif)
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 03, 2004, 03:24:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I vote for the **** sammich.


Thank you!

Thats one vote for me!  I'm waiting for Lazs to conceive.
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Post by: Estes on November 03, 2004, 03:24:42 PM
Giant sweetheart. At least it's clean.
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Post by: vorticon on November 03, 2004, 03:25:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Thank you!

Thats one vote for me!  


make that 2


Quote
I'm waiting for Lazs to conceive.


god help the planet when that happens...:p
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 03, 2004, 03:26:22 PM
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Originally posted by Estes
Giant sweetheart. At least it's clean.


Two!

Dammit Vorticon, you beat me to it. :)
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Post by: Halo on November 03, 2004, 03:29:34 PM
No no no, a president implies order, and this forum is a democratic rabble free-for-all.
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Post by: Dune on November 03, 2004, 03:30:21 PM
Here's a write-in vote for SOB.  We need to bring civility and morality back to AH's BBS.
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Post by: Fruda on November 03, 2004, 03:31:01 PM
Make that a Republican rabble free-for-all, where if somebody so much as says they're a Democrat or similar is flamed and poked at for eternity.
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Post by: Curval on November 03, 2004, 03:33:11 PM
I'd like to write in Midnight Target.

....with Funked as VP.;)
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 03, 2004, 03:35:48 PM
Fruda
 That is so much BS....

 Having an argument about beliefs with someone who thinks you are wrong is not being flamed. That’s called a discussion or heated discussion, see in life people do not have to agree on things, learned that disagreement does not = flame would do you some good!


"you whiney little self righteous nerd!"

Now that’s a flame! Just used as an example.... But since we are all big meanies why are you sticking around?
:D
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 03:35:52 PM


Free beer.

and uhm... chicks.
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Post by: SOB on November 03, 2004, 03:38:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dune
Here's a write-in vote for SOB.  We need to bring civility and morality back to AH's BBS.

I'd just like to say that I'm Pro:
-Healthy babies
-Cute puppy dogs
-Lower taxes

...and Con:
-Infectious diseases
-Higher taxes
-Traffic jams
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 03, 2004, 03:38:28 PM
Throw in guns, and you may get more votes Nash!
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Post by: Roscoroo on November 03, 2004, 03:40:21 PM
(http://www.largecow.demon.co.uk/sales/pix/chickens.gif)
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Post by: AKIron on November 03, 2004, 03:41:24 PM
Doubt lazs would settle for anything less than King. President sounds too political. ;)
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Post by: Nilsen on November 03, 2004, 03:41:30 PM
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Originally posted by Nash


Free beer.

and uhm... chicks.


Somehow i think you would do better as the oposition than the overlord :)
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 03:41:57 PM
Good point.

A Nash administration will immediately move to confiscate every last one of Lazs' guns and distribute them amongst the forum members.

(hmm.... and with any luck, after a week, a couple of people here may still be alive). :D
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Post by: SOB on November 03, 2004, 03:43:07 PM
Would those be the couple of people who chose not to try and confiscate Lazs' guns?
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 03:43:52 PM
heh... yeah prolly.
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Post by: AKIron on November 03, 2004, 03:44:12 PM
How about lazs for king and nash can be his queen. ;)
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Post by: DrDea on November 03, 2004, 03:47:38 PM
Tard Samich.I mean......................... ........................come on.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 03, 2004, 03:48:34 PM
Hmm... gonna have to vote for Lazs, I think.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 03, 2004, 03:49:07 PM
Lazs.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 03, 2004, 03:49:57 PM
Lazs again.
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 03:51:44 PM
THIS IS A DEIBOLD CONSPIRACY!
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Post by: Makarov9 on November 03, 2004, 03:53:02 PM
lazs
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Post by: Eagler on November 03, 2004, 03:55:44 PM
cool
thanks Creamo - I like choppers

LOL
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Post by: rpm on November 03, 2004, 03:57:10 PM
Skuzzy, in an electoral landslide!
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Post by: Habu on November 03, 2004, 04:16:43 PM
The republicans are going to count this election's votes after they are done in Ohio.

Wait they are done now and the results are coming in.

The president of this forum is



















Habu by 138,000 votes.

Yeah for me.

Thanks to my team. I will not run roughshod over this group and do whatever I want. First thing is to schedual manditory prayer every day at 1 3 and 5 pm. Only prayer to God is allowed. Allah is not god and does not count.

More to come later after I get back from my ranch where I am going on holidays for the next 2 weeks as my second official act as President.
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Post by: straffo on November 03, 2004, 04:23:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I'd just like to say that I'm Pro:
-Healthy babies
-Cute puppy dogs
-Lower taxes

...and Con:
-Infectious diseases
-Higher taxes
-Traffic jams


you have my vote !
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Post by: eagl on November 03, 2004, 04:23:25 PM
I vote for...

A SHRUBBERY!
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Post by: BlueJ1 on November 03, 2004, 04:36:23 PM
I vote for JOC, atleast he knows how to keep his sheep in order.
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Post by: Nilsen on November 03, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I'd just like to say that I'm Pro:
-Healthy babies
-Cute puppy dogs
-Lower taxes

...and Con:
-Infectious diseases
-Higher taxes
-Traffic jams


If you are against lag and for cold beer then you have my vote.

-edit- and how do you feel about my hat?
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 03, 2004, 04:47:34 PM
That is not SOBs pro and cons for the election, that is his

profile from his Honcho centerfold.
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Post by: NUTTZ on November 03, 2004, 05:24:12 PM
I voted for Nash , but the chad registered Laz?

Oh well, Were's the lawyers when you need them?
Oh yea, the're in Ohio

NUTTZ
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Post by: Mini D on November 03, 2004, 05:29:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DrDea
Tard Samich.I mean......................... ........................come on.
SOB and Funked should be able to help you out with this.  Awfully brave of you to volunteer to be the lunchmeat.
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Post by: Gman on November 03, 2004, 05:40:28 PM
How is that I'm the first person to  metion:

MRBLACK.
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Post by: Shuckins on November 03, 2004, 05:57:52 PM
Nash,

You got your campaign off on the wrong foot, my man.

Remember, this is the Aces High electorate.  They don't want chicks...they want ho's.
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 06:03:49 PM


Free crack.

And ho's.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 03, 2004, 06:06:51 PM
How did I forget Creamo.
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Post by: J_A_B on November 03, 2004, 06:25:29 PM
Nash or Lazs?


What does Nash drive?  I'll vote for whoever has the better car.  Seems like as good a reason as any.


J_A_B
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 06:36:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by J_A_B
Nash or Lazs?

What does Nash drive?  I'll vote for whoever has the better car.  Seems like as good a reason as any. - J_A_B




(http://swedishcars.com/240-1.jpg)

And the one before that:

(http://www.americandreamcars.com/1971vwkombibus.jpg)


I'd like to thank all the folks that supported me throughout this campaign. I've been profoundly changed through the opportunity to travel the country and hear your stories. We fought the good fight. Now, it is important that we heal the divide and move forward. Congratulations to my opponent.
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Post by: J_A_B on November 03, 2004, 06:46:41 PM
Is that VW bus in as good shape on the inside as it is on the outside?  That thing looks like it's showroom quality.


J_A_B
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Post by: Nash on November 03, 2004, 06:50:06 PM
New information has just been brought forth. It seems our concession was premature. We will hold out, in the name of democracy, until every vote is counted.
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Post by: Habu on November 03, 2004, 07:19:49 PM
The election is over. You all lost and I won.

The people have spoken.

Get over it.

4 more years 4 more years

If you don't like it you can all move to Canada.
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Post by: SOB on November 03, 2004, 08:35:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
If you are against lag and for cold beer then you have my vote.

-edit- and how do you feel about my hat?

Absolutely, Lag is an evil that needs to be hunted down and stamped out!  And cold beer is every board member's gawd given right!  And about your hat, err, how do YOU feel about your hat?
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Post by: john9001 on November 03, 2004, 08:42:00 PM
VW buses are neat, it's like driveing a tiny bus.
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Post by: Mini D on November 03, 2004, 08:49:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Absolutely, Lag is an evil that needs to be hunted down and stamped out!  And cold beer is every board member's gawd given right!  And about your hat, err, how do YOU feel about your hat?
The level of pandering is simply amazing.

SOB, do you drink beer?.. Cold or otherwise?  Maybe you could pose in a hunting outfit holding a can of beer and a shotgun.  It would come out just like the special picture of yourself you sent me for christmas last year... except there'd be the hunting outfit on this time.
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Post by: SOB on November 03, 2004, 08:53:26 PM
I am just amazed, by the lies from the other side, perpetuated by Mini-D.  Never have I sent him these so-called pictures, and I frankly have no clue what he is insinuating in regards to beer consumption.  I have been a beer enthusiast since the day I turned 21, here in the great land of mircrobrews, the Pacific Northwest!
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Post by: Nilsen on November 04, 2004, 04:45:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Absolutely, Lag is an evil that needs to be hunted down and stamped out!  And cold beer is every board member's gawd given right!  And about your hat, err, how do YOU feel about your hat?


I have mixed feelings about my hat so im willing to let it go if I don't have to shave every day under your regime.
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 04, 2004, 07:21:45 AM
I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words

Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW
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Post by: mosgood on November 04, 2004, 08:04:50 AM
Gotta vote for Laz


SOB is a Zima man and NASH discontinued the sexxy avatar program.

Can't trust those guys....
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Post by: lazs2 on November 04, 2004, 08:24:20 AM
Ok... rasmussen puts me ahead by about 400 electorial votes... I am trying not to condencendingly sneer at the girly men and euro pansies...

My guns and cars have beem shown here before... if you can't find em tough..

Them guns ain't for huntin either.   My new milage standard for vehicles will be.... whatever the hell you want.   Front wheel drive cars will be forced to be regestered every month at for a slight fee... I call it my pervert and sissy tax.    Cetain items of clothing and sports will fall under this tax as will certain now tax free organizations.  

I don't want your money in taxes... if I need money from you my militia will just take it.

My new cabinet will be the staff of the NRA and Hot Rod magazine.

We will return to sanity and not allow women or apartment dwellers to vote (if you don't know anything or don't have a stake in anything then  shut the hell up)

lazs
Title: Oh I can't be bothered.
Post by: Tinpot on November 04, 2004, 08:28:54 AM
!
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Post by: Nash on November 04, 2004, 08:35:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
"Ok... rasmussen puts me ahead by about 400 electorial votes... I am trying not to condencendingly sneer at the girly men and euro pansies..." lazs


Did you guys just see that??

He was wearing a freaking walkie-talkie! Wired to the TITS! There was a damned antenna coming out of his head.

Those weren't lazs' words at all!! BEETLE was feeding him those lines!

This is an outrage.
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Post by: lazs2 on November 04, 2004, 08:42:30 AM
"He was wearing a freaking walkie-talkie! Wired to the TITS! There was a damned antenna coming out of his head. "

yeah?  so what?   it's not a real walkie talkie... it's a birth defect.   If that nazi rollerskate you call a "bus" get's in my way I'm gonna run it, you, and your boyfriend, over.

lazs
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Post by: slimm50 on November 04, 2004, 08:42:59 AM
Wait a minit!!!! Man, this thread really took off in a hurry, before I even knew it was up. Just what would the duties of this elected official be??
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Post by: Mr T on November 04, 2004, 08:57:02 AM
Vote fo me foo!

Lazs is on that jazz again.
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Post by: slimm50 on November 04, 2004, 09:05:37 AM
The majority seems to be in favor of Laz, but what do we really know about him? What about his "secret" life? Hmmmm? No one's brought that up, yet.:p
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 04, 2004, 09:16:13 AM
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Originally posted by Nash


(http://swedishcars.com/240-1.jpg)

 


VOLVO!?  You *are* gay!
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Post by: Naso on November 04, 2004, 09:44:28 AM
I dont know for who vote.......


Any offer?
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Post by: Nash on November 04, 2004, 09:49:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
VOLVO!?  You *are* gay!


Okay Mr. BMW
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 04, 2004, 09:51:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Okay Mr. BMW


Hey, what are you doing up so early? Did you give up drinking too?!
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Post by: SOB on November 04, 2004, 10:01:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words

Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW

Lies, ALL LIES, I am the Beer & Wing candidate!  ...And the "hey, there's no need to shave every day" candidate.  In fact, if you need it, you'll get it under my candidacy.  I'll pay for it by taxing the rich minority, Canadians, and every country we currently have a military presence in!

Under Lazs, you will find yourself poverty-stricken and at constant risk of physical harm by his secret police, militia men, and "tax collectors".

With Nash, you'll have a Canuckian as your leader.

VOTE S.O.B 2004, you'll get what you need!
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 04, 2004, 10:17:19 AM
Can I get a commision in your Militia Laz???
Title: Volvo Drivers
Post by: Blue2 on November 04, 2004, 10:31:09 AM
Bikers Hate em!

If you got a cage round you that strong you have no incentive top drive carefully!
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 04, 2004, 10:36:53 AM
Nash openly admitted to driving a Volvo?

Maybe if we were all rich ***** librarians would that have been a good move...



Now his only hope is the "euro" vote!
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Post by: Mini D on November 04, 2004, 10:47:47 AM
I didn't want to do this, but S.O.B. has forced me to take drastic actions.  I will be starting the "Beer drinkers for TRUTH" foundation that will dedicate their entire existance to debunking any stories involving SOB and "drinking beer".  We will contend that his status as an "FDB" was primarily a result of the consumption of drinks that happened to contain fruit and umbrellas.

I was there... I saw him when we were deep in the jungles of beer drinking country.  20 year beer drinking veterans stood dumbfounded as he ordered a girly drink in front of everyone and actually used the term "yuckie" to describe beer.

Unfortunately, our organization cannot support lazs either.  His status as a non-drinker severely hurts our cause, though we have never actually heard him use the term "yuckie" in public.  We'll refer you to the "PECTA" (people for ethical and clothed treatment of animals) to adress lazs's past.

Unfortunately, this leaves us with a Canadian.  Despite their girlish demeanor, they (as a rule) support beer drinking.  Its a sad day when the best candidate is Nash.

P.S.  We were considering supporting MT until we learned he was black.
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Post by: AWMac on November 04, 2004, 11:54:53 AM
This is soooo dammmmmed confusing.......:confused:
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Post by: SOB on November 04, 2004, 12:14:13 PM
Let me clear this up by cutting through the rhetoric and lies.  Here's a photographic evidence of me enjoying a brew at my local beer garden:

(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beer.jpg)

...and should I be elected, this will be my secretary of beer
(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beergirl.jpg)
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Post by: Nilsen on November 04, 2004, 12:20:57 PM
Even if i didnt get a reply on my request regarding shaving i will give you my vote after your final piece of evidence. I also nomnate Nash as leader of the oposition.

SOB for president!
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Post by: GtoRA2 on November 04, 2004, 12:21:41 PM
Your saying everything MiniD said is a lie? Those pictures look doctored!


I have a CBS report, that says that "women" was once a "man"!!!
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Post by: NUTTZ on November 04, 2004, 12:23:47 PM
Sorry I gotta call you out on this one, Your confused, just because he like those little paper umbrellas in his beer, don't think it's a fruity drink. A girly way of drinking beer yes, but a girly fruity drink, i think not.

NUTTZ

Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words

Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW
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Post by: Mini D on November 04, 2004, 12:54:10 PM
(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beer.jpg)

There are eyewitness accounts that SOB never actualy drank that beer.  It's also been documented that this is a gay rodeo bar located in Burbank, California which SOB frequents.

Quote

...and should I be elected, this will be my secretary of beer

(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beergirl.jpg) [/B]
Our investigators have revealed that this woman did not know that SOB did not drink beer.   Had she known, she would have flipped him off.

SOB, stick to what you know: masturbating to b-rated horror flicks while eating cheetos
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Post by: lazs2 on November 04, 2004, 12:57:26 PM
Just give up... I hired some really nerdy smart guy to rig all the electronic voting machines allready.

lazs