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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: FUNKED1 on November 03, 2004, 03:18:05 PM
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Vote for one:
Lazs
Nash (we will amend the Constitution)
Giant sweetheart
**** Sandwich
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Laz gets my vote, Nash has credibility issues with all the predictions gone wrong!!:D
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Write in:
Mr. T
-SW
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I vote for the **** sammich.
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Eagler. He could ride in on his roflcopter and drop 3 LOL's on anyone that got out of hand.
(http://www.roflcopter.com/roflcopter.gif)
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Originally posted by SOB
I vote for the **** sammich.
Thank you!
Thats one vote for me! I'm waiting for Lazs to conceive.
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Giant sweetheart. At least it's clean.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Thank you!
Thats one vote for me!
make that 2
I'm waiting for Lazs to conceive.
god help the planet when that happens...:p
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Originally posted by Estes
Giant sweetheart. At least it's clean.
Two!
Dammit Vorticon, you beat me to it. :)
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No no no, a president implies order, and this forum is a democratic rabble free-for-all.
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Here's a write-in vote for SOB. We need to bring civility and morality back to AH's BBS.
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Make that a Republican rabble free-for-all, where if somebody so much as says they're a Democrat or similar is flamed and poked at for eternity.
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I'd like to write in Midnight Target.
....with Funked as VP.;)
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Fruda
That is so much BS....
Having an argument about beliefs with someone who thinks you are wrong is not being flamed. That’s called a discussion or heated discussion, see in life people do not have to agree on things, learned that disagreement does not = flame would do you some good!
"you whiney little self righteous nerd!"
Now that’s a flame! Just used as an example.... But since we are all big meanies why are you sticking around?
:D
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Free beer.
and uhm... chicks.
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Originally posted by Dune
Here's a write-in vote for SOB. We need to bring civility and morality back to AH's BBS.
I'd just like to say that I'm Pro:
-Healthy babies
-Cute puppy dogs
-Lower taxes
...and Con:
-Infectious diseases
-Higher taxes
-Traffic jams
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Throw in guns, and you may get more votes Nash!
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(http://www.largecow.demon.co.uk/sales/pix/chickens.gif)
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Doubt lazs would settle for anything less than King. President sounds too political. ;)
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Originally posted by Nash
Free beer.
and uhm... chicks.
Somehow i think you would do better as the oposition than the overlord :)
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Good point.
A Nash administration will immediately move to confiscate every last one of Lazs' guns and distribute them amongst the forum members.
(hmm.... and with any luck, after a week, a couple of people here may still be alive). :D
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Would those be the couple of people who chose not to try and confiscate Lazs' guns?
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heh... yeah prolly.
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How about lazs for king and nash can be his queen. ;)
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Tard Samich.I mean......................... ........................come on.
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Hmm... gonna have to vote for Lazs, I think.
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Lazs.
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Lazs again.
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THIS IS A DEIBOLD CONSPIRACY!
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lazs
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cool
thanks Creamo - I like choppers
LOL
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Skuzzy, in an electoral landslide!
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The republicans are going to count this election's votes after they are done in Ohio.
Wait they are done now and the results are coming in.
The president of this forum is
Habu by 138,000 votes.
Yeah for me.
Thanks to my team. I will not run roughshod over this group and do whatever I want. First thing is to schedual manditory prayer every day at 1 3 and 5 pm. Only prayer to God is allowed. Allah is not god and does not count.
More to come later after I get back from my ranch where I am going on holidays for the next 2 weeks as my second official act as President.
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Originally posted by SOB
I'd just like to say that I'm Pro:
-Healthy babies
-Cute puppy dogs
-Lower taxes
...and Con:
-Infectious diseases
-Higher taxes
-Traffic jams
you have my vote !
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I vote for...
A SHRUBBERY!
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I vote for JOC, atleast he knows how to keep his sheep in order.
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Originally posted by SOB
I'd just like to say that I'm Pro:
-Healthy babies
-Cute puppy dogs
-Lower taxes
...and Con:
-Infectious diseases
-Higher taxes
-Traffic jams
If you are against lag and for cold beer then you have my vote.
-edit- and how do you feel about my hat?
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That is not SOBs pro and cons for the election, that is his
profile from his Honcho centerfold.
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I voted for Nash , but the chad registered Laz?
Oh well, Were's the lawyers when you need them?
Oh yea, the're in Ohio
NUTTZ
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Originally posted by DrDea
Tard Samich.I mean......................... ........................come on.
SOB and Funked should be able to help you out with this. Awfully brave of you to volunteer to be the lunchmeat.
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How is that I'm the first person to metion:
MRBLACK.
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Nash,
You got your campaign off on the wrong foot, my man.
Remember, this is the Aces High electorate. They don't want chicks...they want ho's.
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Free crack.
And ho's.
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How did I forget Creamo.
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Nash or Lazs?
What does Nash drive? I'll vote for whoever has the better car. Seems like as good a reason as any.
J_A_B
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Originally posted by J_A_B
Nash or Lazs?
What does Nash drive? I'll vote for whoever has the better car. Seems like as good a reason as any. - J_A_B
(http://swedishcars.com/240-1.jpg)
And the one before that:
(http://www.americandreamcars.com/1971vwkombibus.jpg)
I'd like to thank all the folks that supported me throughout this campaign. I've been profoundly changed through the opportunity to travel the country and hear your stories. We fought the good fight. Now, it is important that we heal the divide and move forward. Congratulations to my opponent.
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Is that VW bus in as good shape on the inside as it is on the outside? That thing looks like it's showroom quality.
J_A_B
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New information has just been brought forth. It seems our concession was premature. We will hold out, in the name of democracy, until every vote is counted.
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The election is over. You all lost and I won.
The people have spoken.
Get over it.
4 more years 4 more years
If you don't like it you can all move to Canada.
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Originally posted by Nilsen
If you are against lag and for cold beer then you have my vote.
-edit- and how do you feel about my hat?
Absolutely, Lag is an evil that needs to be hunted down and stamped out! And cold beer is every board member's gawd given right! And about your hat, err, how do YOU feel about your hat?
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VW buses are neat, it's like driveing a tiny bus.
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Originally posted by SOB
Absolutely, Lag is an evil that needs to be hunted down and stamped out! And cold beer is every board member's gawd given right! And about your hat, err, how do YOU feel about your hat?
The level of pandering is simply amazing.
SOB, do you drink beer?.. Cold or otherwise? Maybe you could pose in a hunting outfit holding a can of beer and a shotgun. It would come out just like the special picture of yourself you sent me for christmas last year... except there'd be the hunting outfit on this time.
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I am just amazed, by the lies from the other side, perpetuated by Mini-D. Never have I sent him these so-called pictures, and I frankly have no clue what he is insinuating in regards to beer consumption. I have been a beer enthusiast since the day I turned 21, here in the great land of mircrobrews, the Pacific Northwest!
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Originally posted by SOB
Absolutely, Lag is an evil that needs to be hunted down and stamped out! And cold beer is every board member's gawd given right! And about your hat, err, how do YOU feel about your hat?
I have mixed feelings about my hat so im willing to let it go if I don't have to shave every day under your regime.
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I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words
Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW
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Gotta vote for Laz
SOB is a Zima man and NASH discontinued the sexxy avatar program.
Can't trust those guys....
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Ok... rasmussen puts me ahead by about 400 electorial votes... I am trying not to condencendingly sneer at the girly men and euro pansies...
My guns and cars have beem shown here before... if you can't find em tough..
Them guns ain't for huntin either. My new milage standard for vehicles will be.... whatever the hell you want. Front wheel drive cars will be forced to be regestered every month at for a slight fee... I call it my pervert and sissy tax. Cetain items of clothing and sports will fall under this tax as will certain now tax free organizations.
I don't want your money in taxes... if I need money from you my militia will just take it.
My new cabinet will be the staff of the NRA and Hot Rod magazine.
We will return to sanity and not allow women or apartment dwellers to vote (if you don't know anything or don't have a stake in anything then shut the hell up)
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
"Ok... rasmussen puts me ahead by about 400 electorial votes... I am trying not to condencendingly sneer at the girly men and euro pansies..." lazs
Did you guys just see that??
He was wearing a freaking walkie-talkie! Wired to the TITS! There was a damned antenna coming out of his head.
Those weren't lazs' words at all!! BEETLE was feeding him those lines!
This is an outrage.
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"He was wearing a freaking walkie-talkie! Wired to the TITS! There was a damned antenna coming out of his head. "
yeah? so what? it's not a real walkie talkie... it's a birth defect. If that nazi rollerskate you call a "bus" get's in my way I'm gonna run it, you, and your boyfriend, over.
lazs
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Wait a minit!!!! Man, this thread really took off in a hurry, before I even knew it was up. Just what would the duties of this elected official be??
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Vote fo me foo!
Lazs is on that jazz again.
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The majority seems to be in favor of Laz, but what do we really know about him? What about his "secret" life? Hmmmm? No one's brought that up, yet.:p
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Originally posted by Nash
(http://swedishcars.com/240-1.jpg)
VOLVO!? You *are* gay!
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I dont know for who vote.......
Any offer?
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
VOLVO!? You *are* gay!
Okay Mr. BMW
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Originally posted by Nash
Okay Mr. BMW
Hey, what are you doing up so early? Did you give up drinking too?!
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words
Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW
Lies, ALL LIES, I am the Beer & Wing candidate! ...And the "hey, there's no need to shave every day" candidate. In fact, if you need it, you'll get it under my candidacy. I'll pay for it by taxing the rich minority, Canadians, and every country we currently have a military presence in!
Under Lazs, you will find yourself poverty-stricken and at constant risk of physical harm by his secret police, militia men, and "tax collectors".
With Nash, you'll have a Canuckian as your leader.
VOTE S.O.B 2004, you'll get what you need!
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Can I get a commision in your Militia Laz???
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Bikers Hate em!
If you got a cage round you that strong you have no incentive top drive carefully!
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Nash openly admitted to driving a Volvo?
Maybe if we were all rich ***** librarians would that have been a good move...
Now his only hope is the "euro" vote!
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I didn't want to do this, but S.O.B. has forced me to take drastic actions. I will be starting the "Beer drinkers for TRUTH" foundation that will dedicate their entire existance to debunking any stories involving SOB and "drinking beer". We will contend that his status as an "FDB" was primarily a result of the consumption of drinks that happened to contain fruit and umbrellas.
I was there... I saw him when we were deep in the jungles of beer drinking country. 20 year beer drinking veterans stood dumbfounded as he ordered a girly drink in front of everyone and actually used the term "yuckie" to describe beer.
Unfortunately, our organization cannot support lazs either. His status as a non-drinker severely hurts our cause, though we have never actually heard him use the term "yuckie" in public. We'll refer you to the "PECTA" (people for ethical and clothed treatment of animals) to adress lazs's past.
Unfortunately, this leaves us with a Canadian. Despite their girlish demeanor, they (as a rule) support beer drinking. Its a sad day when the best candidate is Nash.
P.S. We were considering supporting MT until we learned he was black.
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This is soooo dammmmmed confusing.......:confused:
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Let me clear this up by cutting through the rhetoric and lies. Here's a photographic evidence of me enjoying a brew at my local beer garden:
(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beer.jpg)
...and should I be elected, this will be my secretary of beer
(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beergirl.jpg)
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Even if i didnt get a reply on my request regarding shaving i will give you my vote after your final piece of evidence. I also nomnate Nash as leader of the oposition.
SOB for president!
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Your saying everything MiniD said is a lie? Those pictures look doctored!
I have a CBS report, that says that "women" was once a "man"!!!
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Sorry I gotta call you out on this one, Your confused, just because he like those little paper umbrellas in his beer, don't think it's a fruity drink. A girly way of drinking beer yes, but a girly fruity drink, i think not.
NUTTZ
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I call bull**** on SOB's beer lust. It's a fact he chooses fruity girly drinks over beer, because beer "tastes icky." <--- his words
Would you really want that kind of a person as president? I wouldn't be surprised if the chicken wings he eats are actually just tofu.
-SW
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(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beer.jpg)
There are eyewitness accounts that SOB never actualy drank that beer. It's also been documented that this is a gay rodeo bar located in Burbank, California which SOB frequents.
...and should I be elected, this will be my secretary of beer
(http://www.matthoffman.us/dl/beergirl.jpg) [/B]
Our investigators have revealed that this woman did not know that SOB did not drink beer. Had she known, she would have flipped him off.
SOB, stick to what you know: masturbating to b-rated horror flicks while eating cheetos
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Just give up... I hired some really nerdy smart guy to rig all the electronic voting machines allready.
lazs