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Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Nash on November 04, 2004, 09:51:32 PM
The outcome, a certainty. The process, mere formality.

A formality that is now tearing this BBS apart at its seams.

Please. For the love of God, sluts, and all that is mayhem, let us finally close the book on our long dark international nightmare.

It is time to pull the plug on this biatch.

I want to congratulate my opponents on a well fought race. I have nothing but the highest regard, the greatest respect, for all of them. I wish them well in their future endeavors.

But dragging this out does nothing but cause us peril.  A dubious and spreading stain on the cohesive, warm and loving fabric of our community.

So I say to you all tonight... To those who would tarnish the great democratic tradition that we cherish, and to those of you who would trample on the very unity that, uhm, unites us... we implore you.

Hold tightly to the last vestige of whatever dignity that might still possibly reside within you. Look deep down into your souls and muster the courage to face the stark reality that is staring right back up at you.

My friends, it is over. It is time for new leadership. End this. For everyone's sake. Let us begin the hard work of working hard.

It is time to heal.

Thank you very much.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/655_1099632251_map5.jpg)
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: oboe on November 04, 2004, 09:53:22 PM
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Otto on November 04, 2004, 10:01:30 PM
You don't want me in Canada.  I'm too well armed.  

But...., if you put Pennsylvania back in the 'Red'.... I have no real problem with this.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: 1K0N on November 04, 2004, 10:01:34 PM
You guys should have canvassed a few more cemeteries!
Don't cry, at least you get to keep your guns and hunt for four more years!

IKON
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Airhead on November 04, 2004, 10:03:12 PM
Great map, Nash!!! I hate the USA too!!! :D
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Otto on November 04, 2004, 10:05:50 PM
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Originally posted by 1K0N
You guys should have canvassed a few more cemeteries!
Don't cry, at least you get to keep your guns and hunt for four more years!

IKON


I don't hunt Kon.    Only John Kerry liked to kill small animals.  My Glocks are for self defense and shooting at the range.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: john9001 on November 04, 2004, 10:06:40 PM
it is my biased opinion that the nash rambler may have been partaking of the Canadaian national beverage, i of course have been tasting a fine zinfandel, the only grape native to north america....ah , what were we talking about?
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Otto on November 04, 2004, 10:08:15 PM
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Originally posted by Airhead
Great map, Nash!!! I hate the USA too!!! :D


You use the word 'hate'.  I take it you're a Liberal?
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: NUKE on November 04, 2004, 10:24:10 PM
Wow, look at all that insignificant blue. :)
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 04, 2004, 10:27:19 PM
I'm with Otto on this one.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: GtoRA2 on November 04, 2004, 10:28:58 PM
<<< Takes aim at Nash'S VERY large head with a scoped rifle from a hiding spot a long way off>>>


Just say the word Laz.... :D
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Yeager on November 04, 2004, 11:29:44 PM
its those damned french canadians that you got to look out for.

The rest are just plain old folk........good americans for all intents and purposes
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: 1K0N on November 05, 2004, 07:09:09 AM
Well, I guess irrational hate wasn't enough to win after all.

Hey, aren't you dems supposed to be in re-education camps?

IKON
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Toad on November 05, 2004, 07:13:56 AM
I won't make up my mind until after the debates. If one guy wins all three... well, it's over for sure then. Nobody ever wins all the debates and then gets thumped in the election.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: lazs2 on November 05, 2004, 08:16:57 AM
I believe nash is getting money from quebec.

nash is an "artist".

he wears penny loafers.

drives a volvo.

thought kerrie would win.

likes michelle moore and believes that moore is a great documenhtary movie maker if not... investigative reporter.

broke down like a baby at kerries concession speech.

is educated.

thought bon jovi was a great talent and really good in that vampire movie.

all his friends are "artists".

thought CBS was brave for expossing Bush with the national guard memmo.

is a flip flopper and has one of the most liberal voting records on this board.

is probly at least half french.

But...  those things asside... I'd like to wish him good luck.

but I won't.

lazs
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 05, 2004, 11:40:26 AM
Nash are you one of the international leaders who wqanted Kerry to win?

:rofl :rofl
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Dune on November 05, 2004, 11:57:13 AM
(http://www.hunt101.com/img/153389-big.gif)
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Nash on November 05, 2004, 02:17:21 PM
So not only are you not willing to concede, but you decide to go negative?

A shame.

All this prattling on from my opponent about penny loafers and the Sex and the City pig farmer fanbase... is disturbing.

Clearly lazs hearkens back to a different era. A different time. A time long long ago. I did a google search to see what this 'penny loafer' nonsense was about, and you would not believe this crap.

Check it out:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/655_1099684608_shoes3.jpg)


No... I'm afraid its never occured to me to stick money on my shoes. You call yourself a capitalist? Here's what's on my feet, and clearly I can't be arsed about my footwear:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/655_1099681631_shoe.jpg)

Now about this sex and the city television program you pig farmers seem to understand in a way I don't think I'll ever be able to, I did a little research on it, and here's what I've discovered:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/655_1099684057_satc.jpg)

Lazs, I respect you. I respect the era that you grew up in all those generations ago. But I think the things you've seen and experienced has left you.... damaged. I have to question your capacity to lead.

Please, do not put the community through this for another minute. It's only forestalling the innevitable.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 05, 2004, 02:21:39 PM
Her poon is from Canada, or the whole package?
-SW
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: 1K0N on November 05, 2004, 02:31:56 PM
Us southern Pig farmers sure kicked your guys arse ehhh...
If you ever need lessons using a pitchfork to remove crap just watch the nov 2nd reruns... And stick around...In four more years were gonna use it on Hilbillary as well....

XO
IKON
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 05, 2004, 02:34:15 PM
Nash as im sure you know, or perhaps just found out on tuesday, you Canadians have no say in this election whatsover. Your bizzare obsession with our nation is beyond pathetic.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: lazs2 on November 05, 2004, 02:36:02 PM
nash...  your attempt at looking "just folks" with the levis (probly some effete designer jeans) and obviously new "woodsy" shoes is fooling no one.   it is as convincing as a a kerrie goose hunt or his tales of how he likes to " hunt deer crawling around on his belly with a double barrel shotgun".

You are An admited volvo driver and...and... artist.....   And.... I have it on good authority that you don't know how to drive a standard transmission or field strip a 1911 Colt.

Did I mention the berret?

I don't consider this a negative campaign, I just feel the people on this BB should know who they are being urged to vote for..

sure... you have the backing of the artsy crowd but I am convinced that my people will turn out in droves when it counts...  A few rap concerts in your honor to "get out the vote" won't help you at the polls.  

your artsy fartsy picture posts won't help you either...

lazs
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 05, 2004, 02:38:21 PM
Pay attention Grunherz, or no more watermelon for you, Lazs and Nash are running for president of the BBS.
-SW
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: john9001 on November 05, 2004, 02:46:25 PM
i hear you city slickers wear shoes everyday , not just fer sunday go-to-meeting day, and some of you may even have more than one pair.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 05, 2004, 03:00:55 PM
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Pay attention Grunherz, or no more watermelon for you, Lazs and Nash are running for president of the BBS.
-SW


Oh dear! Not another election for Nash to completely obsess over and totaly misjudge...
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Dago on November 05, 2004, 03:13:09 PM
Does this mean the stiffie Nash got from the debates has finally subsided?

dago
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: lazs2 on November 05, 2004, 03:32:09 PM
I think it is important for us all to recognize that it's not just a contest about my saving humanity or nash's socialist apocolypse...

there is a third party and I think that while the polls currently put me ahead by a wide margin, they do  give "giant douch sandwich" a pretty sizeable lead over our berret wearing volvo driving "artist" from....... canada.

lazs
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Nash on November 05, 2004, 04:18:17 PM
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Nash as im sure you know, or perhaps just found out on tuesday, you Canadians have no say in this election whatsover. Your bizzare obsession with our nation is beyond pathetic.


How'd this lunatic get past security?
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Raubvogel on November 05, 2004, 08:10:54 PM
(http://www.fatdrunkbastards.com/FDB/forum/uploads/Raub/56D12_bush.jpg)
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Gman on November 05, 2004, 08:17:29 PM
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You don't want me in Canada. I'm too well armed.


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My Glocks are for self defense and shooting at the range.






HAH!  Well armed and Glock are two words that are far from synonymous.


Common up, if you add a zero to whatever you have, you'll be half way to what most of us Albertan's have in the closet.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Nash on November 05, 2004, 08:20:10 PM
Nice map, and personally, I applaud the tireless work of so many pig farmers.

I happen to love bacon. I mean, I really do. The only thing better than bacon is bacon dipped into a big arsed jar of mayonaise.

Washed down with Dr. Pepper. God water.

So my advice to you, and my hope, is that the coalition of the willing pig farmers keeps on making the bacon for us to enjoy.

Rest assured, I will do everything in my power to see that the bacon producing industry, the pig farmers, produces enough bacon to last several generations.

It is precisely for this reason that my first official act as President of the BBS will be to create a national bacon reserve.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: SLO on November 05, 2004, 09:51:56 PM
Laz is a closet Artist lover...

come on out Laz, its OK, we shall not laugh at you...

OK OK maybe just a bit:D

why do you have such a hard on for so called ARTIST's and there opinions, free speech and all...

are you jealous that they can be heard by many more then you can?
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: majic on November 05, 2004, 10:20:42 PM
Nash has been going around telling you that he is the man to lead this BBS.  What he doesn't tell you is he (or is he a he?) has a dreadful hobby.  He wanders your (YES, YOUR) neighborhood scaring children.  Here is the proof:

(http://www.gnnr.com/pics/fun/owned.jpg)


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NASH

Do you want your neighborhood children in therapy for the rest of your lives?  If not, vote Lazs.

Paid for by the BBS Veterans for Truth.
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: Holden McGroin on November 05, 2004, 10:37:41 PM
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Originally posted by Nash
I happen to love bacon. I mean, I really do. The only thing better than bacon is bacon dipped into a big arsed jar of mayonaise.

Washed down with Dr. Pepper. God water.


I thought it was Back bacon...  back bacon and beer...

(http://www.2112.net/artifacts/volume1/track3/bd.jpg)
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: lazs2 on November 06, 2004, 10:49:17 AM
look at the record!   he was against bacon long before he was for it.   His voting record against bacon is the worst on the board despite his shameless and transparent pandering

flip flop... you never know where he will be...  one day mushy sentimental berret wearing volvo driveing..... artist... and the next a vitriholic attack dog..

is this the kind of person we want to lead this board in times like these?   You need a decisive leader who isn't afraid of other BB's opinions of us... we are the strongest and the best despite nash's liberal weinie defeatist attitude.

plus.... slo lives in the same country as nash.

lazs
Title: A plea for sanity
Post by: john9001 on November 06, 2004, 10:59:43 AM
too much talk about bacon , now i have to go make a BLT