Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SOLAS on November 05, 2004, 12:57:10 PM
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in the last 2 days a lot of people around the world has spoken to me about there disapointment and lack of understanding about the election results in the u.s.a , especially in my vaterland germany , but i as leader of the secret world government (geheime weltregierung) can tell you now there is no reason for bad mood
yesterday 09:23 secret world time (SWT) i have ordered my secretary of attack (SOA) mr. norman schwarzkopf to organize a massive love attack (MLA) in the next 24 hours to hit the u.s. territory with a giant sun flower cruise missile (GSCM) to illuminate the entired bible belt
there are a lot of uncalculatable risks in this strike but the extreme high possibility of a full and complete success made me sure there is no alternative way
to the u.s. citizens i like to say: when you notice the massive love impact (MLI) dont close your eyes or duck and cover , watch in the light with wide open eyes , open your mind and try to stand still around 10-15 seconds , when you feel a heat and a complete
unknown desire to be one with the creator , dont be scared , it is a normal effect of the love blast
to describe the other effects of the weapon is difficult and in this moment also impossible
for security reasons
a few days after the impact when the entired u.s.a. is paralyzed by the illumination effects
i send around 3 million UN paratroopers , (they will be droped from black airbuses) to stabilize the situation , i hope in the end you will accept and understand the necessity of this operation
also i request you for a full cooperation with my troops , it will be all to your best ,
when you see soldiers with the UN symbol on there uniforms aks them for orders and
put your gun on the ground (also haksaw)
god bless america
solas (structure of light and superiority) head quarter
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I see octoberfest never ends for some ;)
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ewwwww.... para targets... that's even better than riots.
lazs
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"a love attack, why that just sounds dirty"
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put down the bong and step slowly away from the keyboard....
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The electric yams got me by the brain banana.
-SW
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Minus reborn?
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LOL!
Charon
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America is a moon is a moon man.
Minus, Wherever you are.
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has the love bomb gone off? i just had a uncontrolable urge to have sex with my blond neighbor woman.
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SOB once offered me a massive love impact. That scared me.
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Originally posted by Dune
SOB once offered me a massive love impact. That scared me.
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu n!!!!