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Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 06, 2004, 03:40:52 PM
I wanted to scoop the liberal media.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Dago on November 06, 2004, 03:48:50 PM
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43225908123418902341203984712 341 Dead in Fallujah


Its a start.  :rofl

dago
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 06, 2004, 03:50:18 PM
Thats it?
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: straffo on November 06, 2004, 03:54:43 PM
Isn't this the number of poor Iraqi ants crushed by the american capitalist oil hungry  Abrams ?
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: john9001 on November 06, 2004, 03:59:59 PM
american troops are not in fallujah, they are lost in the desert.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Gunslinger on November 06, 2004, 04:02:51 PM
The liberals are going to use fallujah as fodder either way.

1.  The Bush admin just lets the insurgents build up in Fallujah without wanting to do anything about it.
2.  The Bush admin wants to just go into fallujah with recless abandon causeing the deaths of many innocents in the proccess.

IIRC it was the Iraqi govt that wanted to isolate fallujah AND last time they were there the Marines took great pains and casualties to prevent civilian deaths.

I heard a devil dog on the news today describe the upcoming battle as one of the Biggest the Marines have done since hue city.  Good luck guys!
Title: Re: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Gixer on November 06, 2004, 04:17:14 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I wanted to scoop the liberal media.



That number looks closer to your deficit then possible civilian casualties given the population of that city is around 300,000.



...-Gixer
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: john9001 on November 06, 2004, 05:03:06 PM
gixer, i thought that was the number of sheep in new zealand.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Torque on November 06, 2004, 05:24:30 PM
You're da Uber-Scooper.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Lizking on November 06, 2004, 05:28:23 PM
Hey, Funked you forget-the liberal media doesn't mean dick since the election is over.  They can, and will, say anything, just like before, but now, no one cares.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: JB73 on November 06, 2004, 06:21:46 PM
hey it's true i saw it here:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/11/06/iraq/index.html (http://home.wi.rr.com/jabostaffelhq/iraq.htm)
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Gunslinger on November 06, 2004, 06:56:24 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
hey it's true i saw it here:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/11/06/iraq/index.html (http://home.wi.rr.com/jabostaffelhq/iraq.htm)


:rofl That's good!  I had to look at it twice to be sure!
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Pongo on November 06, 2004, 07:05:01 PM
Its like your laughing about how many Iraqis have been killed by the US Funky.
Which is kind of amazing.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: ra on November 06, 2004, 07:12:36 PM
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Originally posted by Pongo
Its like your laughing about how many Iraqis have been killed by the US Funky.
Which is kind of amazing.

What's amazing is that no one has pointed out the Funked has way underestimated the number of Iraqis killed.  His count only includes left-handed Iraqis between the ages of 7 and 10.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Gixer on November 06, 2004, 09:02:40 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
gixer, i thought that was the number of sheep in new zealand.




No idea, as unlike the Aussies we only count the young ones.



...-Gixer
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: vorticon on November 06, 2004, 09:29:42 PM
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Originally posted by Gixer
No idea, as unlike the Aussies we only count the young ones.



...-Gixer


he may have been referring to your "personal" sheep...:D
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: JBA on November 06, 2004, 09:46:31 PM
Two words for Fallujha,


MOAB
DIASYCUTTERS



soften them right up.:aok
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: hawker238 on November 06, 2004, 09:54:39 PM
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Originally posted by JBA
Two words for Fallujha,


MOAB
DIASYCUTTERS



soften them right up.:aok


Swing and a miss....
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 06, 2004, 10:50:18 PM
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Originally posted by Pongo
Its like your laughing about how many Iraqis have been killed by the US Funky.
Which is kind of amazing.


:rolleyes:
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: TweetyBird on November 06, 2004, 10:55:41 PM
Which "tradional values" are you espousing?

Is it life or the mockery of death?
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 06, 2004, 11:12:09 PM
Neither, instead mockery of the media, Tweezernoodle.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 06, 2004, 11:18:26 PM
Here's another one I told last night:  
Somebody asked how the F-16 accidently strafed the schoolhouse.  I said he must have seen some Canadian troops down there.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: TweetyBird on November 07, 2004, 12:14:10 AM
Tweezernoodle?? lol. Are we feeling inferior?

j/k
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: JB73 on November 07, 2004, 03:34:15 AM
funked? no laugh at the page i made just for you?


LOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: ramzey on November 07, 2004, 05:15:57 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I wanted to scoop the liberal media.


Mike stop, it is not funny
even if on  one side die our troops and on other iraqies
its still people killing people i useless dirty war about nothing
even if 1 innocent die its still our foult
Title: Re: Re: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: john9001 on November 07, 2004, 11:05:57 AM
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Originally posted by ramzey
Mike stop, it is not funny
even if on  one side die our troops and on other iraqies
its still people killing people i useless dirty war about nothing
even if 1 innocent die its still our foult


yes, of course, it's always americas fault.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: lazs2 on November 07, 2004, 11:12:45 AM
well.... if we had done nothing... the sadman would still be butchering and torturing his people at a prodigious rate... we would have to do the smart thing and ratchet up our training of our troops to unpredcedented levels in the deserts of California and the oceans... we would probly lose about 500 soldiers a year in this intense training..  

I don't know how it would all work out but it still seems we are doing the right thing.   We are at least trading lives for something.

lazs
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 07, 2004, 03:03:53 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
funked? no laugh at the page i made just for you?


LOLOLOLOL


Oh man, I just saw it, nice.  I assumed it was a real article so I didn't click on it.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 07, 2004, 07:48:13 PM
:rofl
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Mini D on November 07, 2004, 07:58:36 PM
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Originally posted by Pongo
Its like your laughing about how many Iraqis have been killed by the US Funky.
Which is kind of amazing.
Actually, I believe it's mocking the media that last posted "100,000 Iraqis dead... mostly women and children" based on the results of a scientific "telephone poll" of nearly 100 Iraqis just prior to the elections.
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 07, 2004, 08:49:03 PM
No it had nothing to do with politics, it was (bill nye voice) SCIENCE!
Title: 43225908123418902341203984712341 Dead in Fallujah
Post by: Torque on November 07, 2004, 09:08:21 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Here's another one I told last night:  
Somebody asked how the F-16 accidently strafed the schoolhouse.  I said he must have seen some Canadian troops down there.


Bravo, Funksnort.:aok