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Title: humor
Post by: AKcurly on November 10, 2004, 03:09:13 PM
A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis, Tenn.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Marine asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.  He replied in disgust, "I'd  rather be savagely raped by brazen potatos than let liquor touch my lips."

The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,...  "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
Title: humor
Post by: Gunslinger on November 10, 2004, 07:40:36 PM
LMAO   :aok :aok :aok


That was good!
Title: humor
Post by: BlueJ1 on November 10, 2004, 07:42:13 PM
LOL good one. :aok
Title: humor
Post by: TweetyBird on November 10, 2004, 07:45:21 PM
Whats this "humor" stuff??

:D

:aok
Title: humor
Post by: Saintaw on November 11, 2004, 12:44:25 AM
Oh no... Curly, will you ever learn to spell "humour" correctly? :D
Title: humor
Post by: AKcurly on November 11, 2004, 02:01:41 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Oh no... Curly, will you ever learn to spell "humour" correctly? :D


You know Saw, it's really strange for a Frog to insist on Brit spelling. :)

curly
Title: humor
Post by: Saintaw on November 11, 2004, 03:50:14 AM
:p

Living in Oxfordshire for three years is probably a reason I got so picky about such things :D