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Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: Gunslinger on November 10, 2004, 07:13:16 PM

Sorry It's been way before the election that I last posted an extremly biased and partisan post.  Keep in mind this is all good fun to me.  ;)

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Reality Check:
The 'Liberal' Creed
by Author Unknown
To be a good "Liberal":


You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, starts wars.

You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but liars and sex offenders belong in the White House.

You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
 
You have to believe that a crucifix submerged in urine is art, while a crucifix in a classroom is a threat to our constitutional freedom.

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: GtoRA2 on November 10, 2004, 08:36:07 PM

got your flame suit on Guns?

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: cpxxx on November 10, 2004, 08:55:12 PM

No you are completely wrong Gunslinger.

A liberal doesn't have to believe in anything at all.  :rofl

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: Gunslinger on November 10, 2004, 09:04:02 PM

Hey there's only one or two in there that I actually don't 100% agree with  :)

man this nomex is itchy ;)

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: john9001 on November 10, 2004, 11:00:20 PM

i say thats a keeper............MAAHAHAHAHA

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: LePaul on November 11, 2004, 12:02:01 AM

Priceless! :aok

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: lazs2 on November 11, 2004, 10:51:53 AM

and that kiddies is why blue and red will never meet.  

lazs

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: VWE on November 11, 2004, 11:03:29 AM

Why put blue first in that sentance? Blue lost, get over it already and move on! :lol

Title: The Liberal Creed
Post by: 1K0N on November 11, 2004, 11:10:28 AM

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