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Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on November 14, 2004, 08:43:29 AM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/277_1100442989_kever1303.jpg)

when ur car becomes the age of my car we can talk further about reliability

untill than shut up

1973-2004

eat it

:aok
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: pugg666 on November 14, 2004, 09:23:05 AM
No way in hell would I drive an air cooled engined car in Canada :O
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on November 14, 2004, 09:34:35 AM
thatīs the human factor not the cars
:D
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Post by: Mini D on November 14, 2004, 09:57:04 AM
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Originally posted by pugg666
No way in hell would I drive an air cooled engined car in Canada :O
Why not?  Nothing to freeze up.

They were still made in Mexico until 1999 or so.  Seems they'd have a bit more of an issue with air cooling anyone.
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: Nash on November 14, 2004, 10:14:54 AM
I was driving my volkswagen van around in -37 degree weather without a problem... other than it being absolutely painful.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on November 14, 2004, 10:31:38 AM
Ahh the VW bug.

Probably the best built, most reliable car in the world ever built bar none.

 Simply couldnt kill those things.

And if memory serves correct.
they even floated in water
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: pugg666 on November 14, 2004, 11:24:30 AM
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Why not? Nothing to freeze up


nothing but the driver ;)

they have crappy heaters in them.
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 14, 2004, 11:46:19 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK

And if memory serves correct.
they even floated in water


Myth, actually.
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: Hooligan on November 14, 2004, 11:57:38 AM
The Hitler-mobile.  I never undestood why the flower-child crowd was so in love with the car Hitler created.

Hooligan
Title: Re: Funked eat this !!
Post by: SOB on November 14, 2004, 12:50:27 PM
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Originally posted by BUG_EAF322
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/277_1100442989_kever1303.jpg)

when ur car becomes the age of my car we can talk further about reliability

untill than shut up

1973-2004

eat it

:aok

Just put BBQ sauce on it.  He'll eat anything with BBQ sauce.  Our Eunic squaddie Gordo learned that the hard way.
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: Airhead on November 14, 2004, 12:56:21 PM
Served Gordo right for putting BBQ sauce on his privates.
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Post by: Nash on November 14, 2004, 01:10:36 PM
Nothing wrong with putting BBQ sauce on your privates, just don't do around Funked is all. I hope to still be putting BBQ sauce on my privates far into the twilight years of my life.
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: NUKE on November 14, 2004, 01:33:02 PM
Nash, ever try Ben Gay? Once may be enough :D


...not that I ever tried it of course.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 14, 2004, 02:18:11 PM
I thought it was hot links and hush puppies.
Sorry about the nullo Gayrdho.
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Post by: deSelys on November 16, 2004, 03:18:06 AM
What's the best mileage ever reached by a Bug?

I've just read that a Mercedes has been donated to a museum by a greek taxi driver with 4.6 million klicks (!) behind the wheels. He bought it in 1981 (it had already 220,000 kms at this time) and used it until now... :eek: WTG on the maintenance!

Found the link: http://www.germancarfans.com/classics.cfm/classicid/5040929.001/mercedes/1.html (http://www.germancarfans.com/classics.cfm/classicid/5040929.001/mercedes/1.html)
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Post by: Holden McGroin on November 16, 2004, 03:48:44 AM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Myth, actually.

Quote
National Lampoon Advertisement

If Ted Kennedy Drove a Volkswagen, He'd Be President Today

(http://www.adclassix.com/images/67vwfloatingbeetle.jpg)

It floats.

The way our body is built, we'd be surprised if it didn't. The sheet of flat steel that goes underneath every Volkswagen keeps out water, as well as dirt and salt and other nasty things that can eat away at the underside of a car. So it's watertight at the bottom. And everybody knows it's easier to shut the door on a Volkswagen after you've rolled down the window a little.

That proves it's practically airtight on top. If it was a boat, we could call it the Water Bug. But it's not a boat, it's a car.

And, like Mary Jo Kopechne, it's only 99 and 44/100 percent pure. So it won't stay afloat forever. Just long enough. Poor Teddy. If he'd been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.
 


VW advertized the watertightness of the beetle. The picture is an actual VW ad, the text is the fake text from the Lampoon parody.

During the photography session, this Beetle floated for 42 minutes. Best copy from actual ad: "...keep in mind... even if it could definitely float, it couldn't float indefinitely. So drive around the big puddles. Especially if they're big enough to have a name."
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: jigsaw on November 16, 2004, 04:13:58 AM
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Originally posted by Hooligan
The Hitler-mobile.  I never undestood why the flower-child crowd was so in love with the car Hitler created.

Hooligan


They were cute and fund?
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: beet1e on November 17, 2004, 04:36:12 AM
BUG! That looks like a 1303 - curved windscreen, elongated bonnet/hood. Is that rust near the bottom of the door, or a reflection of something on the ground?
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on November 17, 2004, 08:47:05 AM
Yeah that's my wrong restaurated drivers door.
It sukked from the beginning it was to long .

no money for it now

:(
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Post by: Masherbrum on November 17, 2004, 09:56:05 AM
Saw a Bug in Mexico had to be 20 years old, the gas cap?  The gas cap was a Cheez Whiz lid.

Karaya
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Post by: Airhead on November 17, 2004, 10:27:27 AM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Saw a Bug in Mexico had to be 20 years old, the gas cap?  The gas cap was a Cheez Whiz lid.

Karaya


Woha... I've got goose bumps here... I was in Mexico once, and this VW stopped and these two Mexicans jumped out of the Bug with guns. I thought I was dead, but all they did was take the cap off my Cheeze Whiz and leave.

Now I understand. Thanks, Karaya.
Title: Funked eat this !!
Post by: beet1e on November 17, 2004, 10:31:02 AM
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Originally posted by Airhead
Woha... I've got goose bumps here... I was in Mexico once, and this VW stopped and these two Mexicans jumped out of the Bug with guns. I thought I was dead, but all they did was take the cap off my Cheeze Whiz and leave.

Now I understand. Thanks, Karaya.
Bet you thought they were going to steal your drugs. :lol;)
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Post by: slimm50 on November 17, 2004, 10:37:17 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I thought it was hot links and hush puppies.
Sorry about the nullo Gayrdho.

Pure sig material :D