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Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Bodhi on November 22, 2004, 01:16:14 PM
So JB73. I hear you have girl probs, so I am here to help.  Found this hottie for yas, Hope you can hook up fast!

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/514_1101150460_hotgranny.jpg)

and I am not suggesting the one in red either!  :aok
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Maniac on November 22, 2004, 01:17:29 PM
BAN HIM!

MY EYES!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Furball on November 22, 2004, 01:19:58 PM
omg that is so disgusting.


how much would you have to be paid to give it a poke?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Curval on November 22, 2004, 01:20:01 PM
When were you in Dixon California Bodhi?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 22, 2004, 01:22:45 PM
where the he11 did this come from?

LOL
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Hawklore on November 22, 2004, 01:30:56 PM
:mad:
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: indy007 on November 22, 2004, 01:31:03 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
omg that is so disgusting.


how much would you have to be paid to give it a poke?


$250,000 + a lifetime supply of anti-depressants & patron silver tequila.

Plus 2 bottles of Goldschlager, known for it's ability to generate the thickest "beer-goggles" imaginable.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: mora on November 22, 2004, 01:34:57 PM
It's not that bad...A little bit of lotions would do wonders.:)
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 22, 2004, 01:37:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Furball
omg that is so disgusting.


how much would you have to be paid to give it a poke?
better yet... how much for ying - yang.... if ya know what i mean




oh yeah... what the heck... i'd hit it cause im that desperate.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 22, 2004, 01:39:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hawklore
:mad:


Guys, you got Hawk mad by posting a pic of his grandmom!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Bodhi on November 22, 2004, 01:40:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
better yet... how much for ying - yang.... if ya know what i mean


Now that is more effing disgusting than the damn pic.  You two will amke a fine match JB73...

:D
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Bodhi on November 22, 2004, 01:40:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Guys, you got Hawk mad by posting a pic of his grandmom!


If it got Hawklore mad, maybe I will find more pics of his family!!!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Preon1 on November 22, 2004, 01:41:49 PM
:vomit:
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 22, 2004, 01:44:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Bodhi
Now that is more effing disgusting than the damn pic.  You two will amke a fine match JB73...

:D
hey i said how much because i dont have alot of money... i can only afford 1 go-round not some long term thing.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Furball on November 22, 2004, 01:45:35 PM
porkwh.. i mean hawklore is mad because he is too mature for these shenanigans.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 22, 2004, 01:46:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Furball
porkwh.. i mean hawklore is mad because he is too mature for these shenanigans.
are you calling shenanigans?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Furball on November 22, 2004, 01:56:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
are you calling shenanigans?


what?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Nash on November 22, 2004, 01:59:04 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about...

If my wife looked this great when she gets that age, I'll be one lucky guy, lemme tell you. That broads a looker and she aint afraid to flaunt it!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Furball on November 22, 2004, 02:01:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
I don't know what you guys are talking about...

If my wife looked this great when she gets that age, I'll be one lucky guy, lemme tell you. That broads a looker and she aint afraid to flaunt it!


franny gucker! :)
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Nash on November 22, 2004, 02:02:47 PM
Outta curiousity, who's the guy trying to hit on lazs' girlfriend?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: AWMac on November 22, 2004, 02:16:30 PM
Nash would "Hit It"!

:rofl
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Nash on November 22, 2004, 02:19:55 PM
Hit it? I'd destroy it. Are you kidding me?

But only if Lyndie England tells me it's cool with her.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Tarmac on November 22, 2004, 02:39:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB73
are you calling shenanigans?


GET THE BROOMS!!!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Ripper29 on November 22, 2004, 02:39:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Curval
When were you in Dixon California Bodhi?



roflmao...if I evar get onto that Island you call home I am buying you a beer....
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 22, 2004, 02:47:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Nash would "Hit It"!

:rofl


(http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/hitit2.jpg)

(http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/Hitit.jpg)
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Bodhi on November 22, 2004, 03:31:11 PM
lol ripsnort
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Bodhi on November 22, 2004, 06:19:41 PM
JB73 here is another if you are interested...

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/514_1085808653_fatty.jpg)
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Nash on November 22, 2004, 06:20:46 PM
Cut it out Bodhi... These pics are getting me all worked up.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Staga on November 22, 2004, 06:28:03 PM
Saw is hosting hippo-porn now :eek:
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 22, 2004, 06:29:03 PM
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: BlueJ1 on November 22, 2004, 07:26:09 PM
She forgot to lard her pants up to slip em on. Do you think she took the deep breath yet to suck her gut in and button the pants ?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Nash on November 22, 2004, 07:32:55 PM
If she ever does get those things zipped up, she'll instantly become a walking talking freakin' time bomb. When it 'xplodes (and it will) it won't be pretty. Little shards of denim spraying everywhere.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: BlueJ1 on November 22, 2004, 07:34:55 PM
Maybe she's taliban. Walks up to a soldier and makes herself sneeze. Like a walking gernade.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: LePaul on November 22, 2004, 08:38:11 PM
Wow.  A three-boob model

I doth thou....Buffet Princess
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: RTSigma on November 22, 2004, 08:43:17 PM
(http://img92.exs.cx/img92/9656/freemishe4.jpg)

Now don't get TOO excited:lol :rofl :p
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Hawklore on November 22, 2004, 08:48:22 PM
:(

I've been scarred for life...
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: LePaul on November 22, 2004, 08:49:39 PM
A gynecologist's nightmare...tunneling.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Meatwad on November 22, 2004, 09:57:40 PM
(http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/puke/vomit-smiley-007.gif)
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: GtoRA2 on November 22, 2004, 10:14:49 PM
Oh the humanity!!  SKuzzy..... we need you man............
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Vulcan on November 22, 2004, 10:30:23 PM
OMG my noodle just crawled so far back I think I have a mangina now.
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: BUG_EAF322 on November 23, 2004, 01:34:21 AM
Quote
It's not that bad...A little bit of lotions would do wonders.


LOL perverts
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Heater on November 23, 2004, 02:47:59 AM
You Guys are Sic,
Hell even after rolling her in flower, how could find the right wet spot?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Waffle on November 23, 2004, 03:37:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
If she ever does get those things zipped up, she'll instantly become a walking talking freakin' time bomb. When it 'xplodes (and it will) it won't be pretty. Little shards of denim spraying everywhere.



Yup - and I'm not going to be able to open up a can of biscuits for breakfast this AM until I can purge these images from my head..lol
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Bodhi on November 23, 2004, 12:44:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Waffle BAS
Yup - and I'm not going to be able to open up a can of biscuits for breakfast this AM until I can purge these images from my head..lol


just have some cottage cheese!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Waffle on November 23, 2004, 12:50:22 PM
I would, but it was storming outside this AM....no breakfast at all...
AND I got hail damage on my car....

Doh!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 23, 2004, 12:53:05 PM
i am thinking...

what exactly is the market demand for size 75 women's bikini's?


who thought it would be a good business model to manufacture and market these things? where do they actually sell them? the local dept store? wal-mart? or is there a secret society of mail order gigantic erotic-wear out there most of us (hopefully) will never know exists?










why do i have this creepy feeling one of the FDB's will come along with a link or something?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2004, 12:53:14 PM
The Michelin man got a sex change?

He's lookin' hot now. HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
-SW
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: WilldCrd on November 23, 2004, 01:58:38 PM
oh man thats bad....just imagine the BO !!


this post is not intended to be insulting it is merely stating the fact the big fat people ...have BAD BO!!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: spitfiremkv on November 23, 2004, 02:03:54 PM
that's why I don't go out during Bike Week.
I've seen worse :P
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Mighty1 on November 23, 2004, 02:08:20 PM
I just returned from Jamaica and I made the mistake while I was there of walking on the "Nude" side of the resort.

The first thing I saw was 2 trails in the sand.

0     0     0      0      0      0  
---------------------------------
   0      0      0      0      0      0

and


0     0     0      0      0      0  
-----------------------------------
-----------------------------------
  0      0      0      0      0      0


I followed the trails to the end only to find a buck naked couple in their 80's.:eek:
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: icemaw on November 23, 2004, 02:54:44 PM
Gets red hot poker and burns eyes out from back of skull. So I can remove the memory and make sure my mind is never subjected to an image like that again.

YOU BASTAGE!!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Waffle on November 23, 2004, 09:43:51 PM
i want to know who's gonna attempt to shrink one of those pics down and make an avatar - if it's possible to get hundreds of pounds of lovin' into a 64x64 bitmap!
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Meatwad on November 23, 2004, 10:06:20 PM
not unless your sceen size is 1600x1200 to fit something that huge
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Nash on November 23, 2004, 10:17:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Waffle BAS
i want to know who's gonna attempt to shrink one of those pics down and make an avatar - if it's possible to get hundreds of pounds of lovin' into a 64x64 bitmap!


This is the max I could shrink it down without my computer crashing:

(http://members.shaw.ca/cwharton/pics/skn.jpg)
Title: Re: Ouch #2
Post by: JB73 on November 24, 2004, 10:35:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by FalconSS
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/90_1101312752_64x64.jpg)
have to make it a GIF (8 bit color)

ill use it if you convert it...

i been looking for a new one for a while
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 24, 2004, 10:48:25 AM
LMFAO done
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: JB73 on November 24, 2004, 11:03:12 AM
wait until tonight when i get home...

ill make a neat avatard
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Maniac on November 24, 2004, 11:07:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by FalconSS
:(


Your new avatar is a bit questionable dude. So is your handle.

Just saying.
Title: Re: Its not new
Post by: straffo on November 24, 2004, 11:44:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by FalconSS
:D


What's supposed to be funny ?
Title: JB73, I found a hottie for yas!
Post by: Staga on November 24, 2004, 11:58:13 AM
Well he will be skuzzified pretty soon I think.