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Title: I give up.
Post by: Habu on November 26, 2004, 01:22:32 PM: Slow day at work here today so I have tried to make as many scintillating posts as possible over the last hour to try and get my count up.

I still am barely over 1200. At this rate I will never get to 14,000 posts.

Oh well I guess I will have to go out and get a life instead. ;)
Title: Re: I give up.
Post by: Martlet on November 26, 2004, 01:23:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Habu
Slow day at work here today so I have tried to make as many scintillating posts as possible over the last hour to try and get my count up.

I still am barely over 1200. At this rate I will never get to 14,000 posts.

Oh well I guess I will have to go out and get a life instead. ;)

It's too late for you.

Keep flipping burgers.
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 01:26:14 PM: i have nothing to do the rest of the day here at work except troll the board...

the real problem is comming up with something intelligent or witty to actually say.
Title: I give up.
Post by: Habu on November 26, 2004, 01:28:14 PM: I agree with that. I thought my comment in the Taser thread was pretty funny but we are all so desensitised to sarcasim in here that it mostly falls on deaf ears.

You want onions and ketchup with that burger?
Title: I give up.
Post by: Creamo on November 26, 2004, 01:37:05 PM: Your not trying hard enough Habu.

Try something like starting an obscure thread, say "What is a good dishwashing detergent?" Then wait to see how EN4CER will work in a reply somehow related to crime fighting or cops. While providing you with laughs, it will also inspire and give you confidence to post more.
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 01:40:48 PM: you can always punt up the bloodninja thread, or the song title thread for meaningless laughs / shenagins / post whoring

after typing that in this thread i realized it truly is a friday.

LOL
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 01:40:59 PM: Is turkey healthy food or bad food?
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 01:41:46 PM: both
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 01:46:05 PM: You guys are slipping in the bbs polls ...

Current events down 20.1%
Family Consoling down 37.8%
Country bashing currently even but may slip 20-25% est
Sheep shaging Down 145%
Meaning less threads down 12%
shopping threads currently down 8% but expected to rise after everyone gets done fighting the crowds
Overall whines down 34.2%
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 01:59:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
Overall whines down 34.2%
screw you man, you suck, making up stats like that.

thats just TOTAL BS MAN!!!!!!!11
Title: I give up.
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on November 26, 2004, 02:08:27 PM: JB73, in the name of humanity man, PUT OUT THAT AVATAR. Yer gonna blind somebody. Or at least make us ill. Now I'll never know if the turkey I left out overnight and ate for breakfast is causing my nausea or your avatar..................
Title: I give up.
Post by: vorticon on November 26, 2004, 02:12:08 PM: yay...

just start a gun control thread...

or ask a physics question...

those are usually pretty long and entertaining
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 02:19:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
JB73, in the name of humanity man, PUT OUT THAT AVATAR. Yer gonna blind somebody. Or at least make us ill. Now I'll never know if the turkey I left out overnight and ate for breakfast is causing my nausea or your avatar..................
it's all Bhodi's fault... take it up with him hehehehehhehehehe
Title: I give up.
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 26, 2004, 02:23:43 PM: You suck!!!!!!!!!
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 02:31:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
yay...

just start a gun control thread...

or ask a physics question...

those are usually pretty long and entertaining
or follow this advise:

Quote
You could start a thread by saying "Hi", and it would turn into a 500+ thread monster that covered everything from hairless cats to burning babies.
though it has been done already...

time for some obscure punts?
Title: I give up.
Post by: vorticon on November 26, 2004, 02:57:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
or follow this advise:

though it has been done already...

time for some obscure punts?

i beleive it was also proved wrong...got to just over 100 posts i beleive
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 03:10:41 PM: This thread is stupid, and so is everyone in it. Except for me. Well, yeah, me too. Screw it, time for another turkey sammich.
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 03:16:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
turkey sammich.

details please
Title: I give up.
Post by: vorticon on November 26, 2004, 03:17:56 PM: Quote
This thread is stupid, and so is everyone in it. Except for me. Well, yeah, me too. Screw it, time for another turkey sammich.

mmmm breasts...
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 03:18:16 PM: Step 1: Bread
Step 2: Mayo & Mustard
Step 3: Anything and everything left over from Thanksgiving
Step 4: In mah bellay!
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 03:22:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Step 1: Bread
Step 2: Mayo & Mustard
Step 3: Anything and everything left over from Thanksgiving
Step 4: In mah bellay!

hold the mayo and im in!...

move over and pass the butter
Title: I give up.
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 26, 2004, 03:34:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
hold the mayo and im in!...

move over and pass the butter

You no likeee mayo?????

:(
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 03:35:47 PM: Hands off my leftovers mister, lest your hand becomes part of my sammich!
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 03:36:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
You no likeee mayo?????

:(

He must be black. Not to worry though, I have hot sauce!
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 03:36:34 PM: Not really Grun.. It ruins the Ketchup taste and makes everything soggy
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 03:51:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Hands off my leftovers mister, lest your hand becomes part of my sammich!

Oh well... I'll find somoene else then.. You can sit there all by yourself while I fornicate with someone else...

Don't bother calling next time you get any of those wierd urges :o
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 03:57:07 PM: While you do look kinda purty in that flower hat, in a Ned Beatty kinda way, I think I'll pass. OTOH, if you've got a sister...
Title: I give up.
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 26, 2004, 03:57:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Hands off my leftovers mister, lest your hand becomes part of my sammich!

As if it takes even that to start you biting people....
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 04:00:57 PM: That's what you get for making fun of Frank Stallone in my presence.
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 04:01:18 PM: Sorry sob, no sister but my gf has one and she is HOT!
Title: I give up.
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 26, 2004, 04:03:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Sorry sob, no sister but my gf has one and she is HOT!

SLAAAAP!!!!!

Damn Nilsen, are you allright, we heard that all the way over here in America...
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 04:03:19 PM: Excellent, I'm coming to visit - but only if I can live in your basement, eat your food, and violate your sister-in-law. Oh, and I'm gonna need an allowance too! Wait, do they have Dr. Pepper in Norway?
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 04:04:58 PM: LOL :D

She would not mind abit... Have you forgotten that the sisters are twins?
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 04:07:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Excellent, I'm coming to visit - but only if I can live in your basement, eat your food, and violate your sister-in-law. Oh, and I'm gonna need an allowance too! Wait, do they have Dr. Pepper in Norway?

You cant have the basement, but we have a flat above the garage that we are going to let some day... you can stay there. You are welcome to my food and my sister in law but stay away from the ketchup.

-edit- no Dr. Pepper here
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 04:10:16 PM: ...and what about my allowance, and the Dr. Pepper?

-edit after your edit- No Dr. Pepper?! The deal is off, you're gonna have to mail the sister to me.
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 04:12:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
...and what about my allowance, and the Dr. Pepper?

-edit after your edit- No Dr. Pepper?! The deal is off, you're gonna have to mail the sister to me.

You have any idea how much it would cost me to mail you 200kg ??
Title: I give up.
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 26, 2004, 04:13:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
You have any idea how much it would cost me to mail you 200kg ??

200kg?

I'm guessing she likes mayo, a lot...
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 04:14:23 PM: Holy booty, Batman, I hope that includes her luggage! :D
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 04:25:34 PM: oh yes... half that weight is snack for the trip and the rest is all woman
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 04:31:38 PM: I'd hit it....

:D

btw Overall whines are up 4% ...

JB73 ur Avitard Sux man ... were gonna put a shelf life on that puppy.
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 04:50:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
I'd hit it.... on that Avitard of ur S JB73
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 05:01:18 PM: only if i get all of them at the same time :D
and Nilsen's SIL would have be tossed in for recovery afterwards :p
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:11:48 PM: well im actually in a month long hunt for a new avatard....

here's the candiates so far:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101509842_1adapt311.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101509879_sex-fletch.gif)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101509894_0617smaller.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101509924_tk1691crotch-brent4president.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510006_alizee_danceresized.gif)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510024_anna-n-ani-avatar.gif)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510037_badger[1].gif)
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:12:19 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510061_bucky002.gif)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510099_kelly-bundy1-ani-avatar.gif)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510116_miller_x.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510134_movingit.gif)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1101510167_teeth03.gif)

some are just to make people go WTF??
others just funnay .. dont know

how about voting?
Title: I give up.
Post by: Octavius on November 26, 2004, 05:19:01 PM: I just slept for 17 hours. That Turkey did a number on me. Time for more.

JB73: Teh st0rm troopar is off limits :)
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:20:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Octavius
I just slept for 17 hours. That Turkey did a number on me. Time for more.

JB73: Teh st0rm troopar is off limits :)
but it's a different one I repeat I found first.

mine mine mine mine mine

hehhehe

asleep for 17 hours... did my avatard wake you up? "arouse" your sences?
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 05:21:29 PM: Well he IS from Wisconsin...ie, he digs fat chicks.
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 05:23:21 PM: if you put anna n up we'll ban ya .
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:28:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
if you put anna n up we'll ban ya .
awww man that was the front runner so far.... had to set it up with the one i have now. i shouldnt have shown that one, just suprised ya'll

though i have to say after losing all that weight, she's looking not bad now.
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 05:31:19 PM: She's still dumber then my Pet Rock.
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:32:53 PM: thats what makes her a better lay
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 05:33:37 PM: lol I doubt she even know what to do. :p
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:34:41 PM: im sure all that p0rn she made will come flashing back into the old card reader memory she has.
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:37:12 PM: i have been looking for a GIF of sharon stone crossing her legs in basic instinct.... i'd pixelate the naughty parts for an avatard, but it probably would not look even remotly recognizable in 64x64

part of me is almost ready to go back to good 'ol alizee
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 05:41:04 PM: I just saw SS somewere in my travels ... But im not in the mood to deal with the virus sites hunting her down again .

The Mrs Roo Gave this one Total Approval though
(http://www.skirtsandshorts.com/aria/gallery1/Aria-0.jpg)
Only If I shared :D
Title: I give up.
Post by: JB73 on November 26, 2004, 05:43:04 PM: I SEE NIPPLE I SEE NIPPLE!!!!!1111111
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 05:47:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
only if i get all of them at the same time :D
and Nilsen's SIL would have be tossed in for recovery afterwards :p

SIL?
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 05:48:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
SIL?

Sis in Law :aok
Title: I give up.
Post by: Nilsen on November 26, 2004, 05:49:42 PM: lol ok :D

meet SIL

(http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/SpeciesII/pix/eve1.jpg)
Title: I give up.
Post by: EN4CER on November 26, 2004, 06:16:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
Try something like starting an obscure thread, say "What is a good dishwashing detergent?"

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

1. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."

2. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

3. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine."

Straight from good old Cold Case Files! :D
Title: I give up.
Post by: scout on November 26, 2004, 06:41:46 PM: Quote

I still am barely over 1200. At this rate I will never get to 14,000 posts.

Oh well I guess I will have to go out and get a life instead.

Do like in the playskool forums. Hack your post count.
Title: I give up.
Post by: SOB on November 26, 2004, 07:36:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
The Mrs Roo Gave this one Total Approval though
(http://www.skirtsandshorts.com/aria/gallery1/Aria-0.jpg)
Only If I shared :D

Mrs. Roo is truly a wonderful woman. ;)
Title: I give up.
Post by: Octavius on November 26, 2004, 07:48:15 PM: heilige ficken scheisse
Title: I give up.
Post by: CAVY on November 26, 2004, 08:26:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Creamo
Your not trying hard enough Habu.

Try something like starting an obscure thread, say "What is a good dishwashing detergent?" Then wait to see how EN4CER will work in a reply somehow related to crime fighting or cops. While providing you with laughs, it will also inspire and give you confidence to post more.

You seem to no alot about the en4cer.....is he an idol of yours...is he someone you will never be?????
Title: I give up.
Post by: Roscoroo on November 26, 2004, 08:37:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by CAVY
You seem to no alot about the en4cer.....is he an idol of yours...is he someone you will never be?????

Somebody is Jelous ....

Neener neener neener .
Title: I give up.
Post by: CAVY on November 27, 2004, 06:13:52 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Roscoroo
Somebody is Jelous ....

Neener neener neener .

LOL HAHA That was good......Here I am thinking I had the upper hand in this conversation and you got me...:lol :lol
Title: I give up.
Post by: Meatwad on November 27, 2004, 06:12:34 PM: dont forget mindless thread hyjacks

I like pie.