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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Neubob on November 29, 2004, 10:19:23 AM
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I'm really curious as to why we don't really pick on the Eskimos that much. God knows there's plenty of material there.
Any takers?
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Because eskimos didnt steal our bikes when we were kids?
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Sure
How much does one eskimo pick go for these days?
what the hell
ill pick on two
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short, bad teeth, smell like fish....
kinda like carnie-folk?
wait... they have small hands and smell like cabbage
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but when Quinn the Eskimo get's here everybody's jump for joy
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Eskimo's are very different, medically speaking, than other forms of human life, in the fact that when they sit too long, they get polaroids, not hemmoroids.
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Eskimos kill baby seals, and use their FUR for clothing!
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Eskimo's are very different, medically speaking, than other forms of human life, in the fact that when they sit too long, they get polaroids, not hemmoroids.
booooooo
;)
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Did anyone know that it was an Eskimo tradition, way back when, to take their old out and leave them on the ice, far from the village, when they became invalid. Sounds cruel but in reality, given the living conditions, the Eskimos really weren't able to support a very large non-able-bodied population.
Now, I bet modern people would probably be outraged by this long-dead practice, but secretly, I think most of them wish it was legal for them to do the same.
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actually the old people would go out to meet the snow god themsleves when they felt they were a burden to the clan.
ohh ohh i said clan... do i get the racist lead back?
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Originally posted by JB73
ohh ohh i said clan... do i get the racist lead back?
Yeah, what the hell....
JB ahead by an earlobe.
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What! By an earlobe, how is that possible......
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Interesting Question - Probably because Alaska is remote and isolated from the rest of the States. Nobody cares about it except it's residents. Although low in population when compared to other states it still has a high violent crime rate. Gangster Clan Eskimo Drug Posse Members commit Moose Jacking for initiation .... Story at 11.
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Originally posted by hawker238
What! By an earlobe, how is that possible......
His head was turned to his left as we snapped the photo, his mouth busy dispensing phrases of mockery to all those who've fallen behind in this race for amazingness. Thus, he led by an earlobe.
The game's not over, though gentlemen.... I've still to hear anything interesting regarding Tibetans, people from Iceland and an old favorite--gypsies.
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the only good thing from tibet is..... that hot chick in 'the golden child" movie.
iceland gave us cod, battered in beer and deep fried on a friday night. thats worth something.
gypsies? "Snatch" actually made them look sort of cool. they still smell bad, have bad teeth (like most other europeans), and talk funny though.
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what about those :mad: Laplanders. Always walking around with their reindeer. They piss me off
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I have a personal bone to pick with Estonians.
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Originally posted by Neubob
I have a personal bone to pick with Estonians.
The hooker robbed you?
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eskimoes are just little whale blubber eating drunkards.
Who cares about eskimoes......
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People in Edmonton?
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Originally posted by Maniac
The hooker robbed you?
She refused to charge me out of pity.
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Originally posted by JB73
wait... they have small hands and smell like cabbage
Those arent Eskimos, they are Mexicans. Wrong direction JB73.
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i dont know but i've been told!!
Eskimo (http://www.petdoors.com.au/staywell19.jpg)
is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
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THEY KILL WHALES!!!???? Oh my gawd somebody call PETA and Earth Now and...
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Originally posted by Neubob
I'm really curious as to why we don't really pick on the Eskimos that much. God knows there's plenty of material there.
Any takers?
No one picks on them because do you really wanna **** with a group of people who live with Polar Bears (Only known animal who will stalk humans for food, others do but only in diar situations such as starvation), Artic Wolves, and they hunt Whales with spears and canoes. Plus they live in one of the harshest areas of the world.
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Dood!
3sk1m0's R0xx0r!!
th3y Pwned j00!
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Stupid Eskimos, they take all the food stamps and the welfare checks so they can bling bling their sleds and then make rap videos of pimping seals and drinking hot chocolate in a gold mug
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Originally posted by loser
People in Edmonton?
See, I knew Skernsk is an Eskimo!
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Do they also use pit bulls to pull their lowered sleds?
"Awww **** Nanook! You dropped the meth in the snow again. Now we'll never find it. Daaayyaamm!"
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gold mugs?
nope, thier bling bling is who has the biggest whale bone necalace.
don't forget they hump their dogs on those long artic nights.
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you better stay outta this thread JB, or eskimo's gonna be harpooning your avatar.
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oh. u just changed it. n/m
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Eskimos are Yankees just like the rest of ya that live north of the Red River.
(http://www.yalls.com/NEW-Decor/41-texas-flag.gif)
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Red River? You must mean the Ohio River.
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Nope Edisto River !!
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After 200 years of brutal oppression at the hands of Canada I'm surprised there's any Eskimos left. It is amusing, however, to see the same racial slurs and derrogatory stories released by the Canadian Government repeated here. "Whale Killers?" "Blubber Eaters?" Eskimos are Vegiterians.
Instead of insulting these proud, but peaceful Vegan Eskimos we should be arming them and helping them throw off the yoke of Canadian oppression.
The Kurds have nothing on the Eskimos.
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Originally posted by go4maw
Nope Edisto River !!
At least give me the Cooper!
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Originally posted by Neubob
Did anyone know that it was an Eskimo tradition, way back when, to take their old out and leave them on the ice, far from the village, when they became invalid. Sounds cruel but in reality, given the living conditions, the Eskimos really weren't able to support a very large non-able-bodied population.
Now, I bet modern people would probably be outraged by this long-dead practice, but secretly, I think most of them wish it was legal for them to do the same.
Hell I know a few non elderly family members that arent invalids I'd like to do that to
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I've seen more waterflow from a leaky faucet than I have in some of your Texas "rivers." Like your telephone "poles" your "rivers" are a gross exaggeration.
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North of I-10 you are a Yankee, North of the Red River, you are a Cod-Damned Yankee, and North of the border, you are a no-good Liberal Eskimoo.
Airhead, you ever heard of the Red River Logjam?
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Originally posted by Lizking
Airhead, you ever heard of the Red River Logjam?
Given the Texas penchant for exaggeration I imagine the Red River Logjam was nothing more than a chunk of mesquite that caused your "river" to back up 20 feet or so. Am I close?
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Something like that.
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Originally posted by Lizking
Something like that.
Sorry i'm bagging on Texas, Lizking. I just saw the telephone poles and made assumptions. I'll do a Google for the Red River Logjam, but- I warn you- if this is some sort of a sick perverted link to a nasty website I will not be happy. It better be death and destruction, Bub.
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Originally posted by Airhead
A "Whale Killers?" "Blubber Eaters?" Eskimos are Vegiterians.
Instead of insulting these proud, but peaceful Vegan Eskimos we should be arming them and helping them throw off the yoke of Canadian oppression.
The Kurds have nothing on the Eskimos.
Inuit are a people who live near the Arctic. Their homeland stretches from the northeastern tip of Russia across Alaska and northern Canada to parts of Greenland. Inuit refers to the people formerly called Eskimos. The term Eskimo comes from a Native American word that may have meant 'eater of raw meat'. They prefer the name Inuit, which means 'the people' or 'real people' and comes from a language called Inuit-Inupiaq. The singular of Inuit is Inuk, which means 'person'.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/255_1101783550_polabear.jpg)
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Originally posted by Ripper29
The term Eskimo comes from a Native American word that may have meant 'eater of raw meat'. They prefer the name Inuit, which means 'the people' or 'real people' and comes from a language called Inuit-Inupiaq. The singular of Inuit is Inuk, which means 'person'.
Exactly- the title Eskimo was promoted by the Canadian Government because it meant "eaters of raw meat." As Vegans they prefered the title Inuit because it means "real people who eat artic rabbit berries for survival."
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Someone please explain the Inuit way of septic systems. What do 'dey do?
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Use them to warm up until they harden then burn them and use them to warm up.
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"Instead of insulting these proud, but peaceful Vegan Eskimos we should be arming them and helping them throw off the yoke of Canadian oppression."
I say arm the native Americans too. Let em all have their country back.
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Originally posted by Tinpot
"Instead of insulting these proud, but peaceful Vegan Eskimos we should be arming them and helping them throw off the yoke of Canadian oppression."
I say arm the native Americans too. Let em all have their country back.
It would be a helluva fight...but the Brits and Spanish devastated the native populations a few hundred years ago, mostly with syphalis, gonnorhea, and smallpox. Numbers are on our side, now.
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MMMM true!
We'll sell em a few Challenger tanks and harriers to even things up a bit!