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Title: Houston
Post by: Silat on November 30, 2004, 04:58:16 PM

Anyone from Houston? I have some questions:)

Title: Houston
Post by: ra on November 30, 2004, 05:03:12 PM

You're only supposed to contact Houston if you have a problem.

Title: Houston
Post by: hawker238 on November 30, 2004, 05:10:50 PM

Houston is not amused... not amused at all.

Title: Houston
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 30, 2004, 05:58:14 PM

Duct tape.

If you dont have duct tape dont even bother cause your already screwed

Title: Houston
Post by: Lizking on November 30, 2004, 06:24:14 PM

Fire away.  Although I will not claim the ****hole, I am, in fact, from there.

Title: Houston
Post by: Nash on November 30, 2004, 06:32:04 PM

I got one. Why do alla women down there have such freakin' huge hair-dos? I swear there's gotta be a hole in the ozone over Texas that's only rivaled by the hole over Jersey.

Title: Houston
Post by: rpm on November 30, 2004, 06:37:29 PM

Heh, Nash you should visit LaPorte and Pasadina sometime. It is the epicenter of toxicity.

Title: Houston
Post by: Dune on November 30, 2004, 06:37:44 PM

So they can hid their guns.

Title: Houston
Post by: Lizking on November 30, 2004, 07:08:11 PM

Big Hair, like long fingernails in other cultures, shows that you do not work and only have to sit upon your fat bellybutton all day and eat Bon-Bons in between hair appointments.  Consider it as you would tattoos, but mostly the Big Hair fad is over (and reversible).

Title: Houston
Post by: Slash27 on November 30, 2004, 09:48:33 PM

Why do alla women down there have such freakin' huge hair-dos? I swear there's gotta be a hole in the ozone over Texas that's only rivaled by the hole over Jersey.

That was so early '90s:rolleyes:

Title: Houston
Post by: Nash on November 30, 2004, 09:50:02 PM

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Originally posted by Slash27
That was so early '90s:rolleyes:

Unh, uh.... You're in denial.

Title: Houston
Post by: rpm on November 30, 2004, 10:16:26 PM

Seriously Nash, big hair is only used in Texas now by fat chicks as a deversionary tactic. It does'nt work.

Title: Houston
Post by: Nash on November 30, 2004, 10:17:46 PM

I am going to need photographic evidence.

Title: Houston
Post by: Fruda on November 30, 2004, 10:23:08 PM

The air smells like rotten eggs from time to time (and something even worse on occasion). Yes, Houston is a nice place over all... Just don't go to Pasadena, Deer Park, La Porte, Channelview, Baytown, any of the Wards, or Texas City (unless you want the world's worst-smelling pollution, or get murdered [this one's for the Wards]).