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Title: squadies xmas joke.
Post by: rod367th on December 02, 2004, 12:12:50 PM

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the
> street when a little girl
> on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
>
> "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to
> you?"
>
> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a
> $5 ticket for a safety
> violation.  The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
> put a reflector light on
> the back of it."
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, Nice
> horse you got there sir,
> did Santa bring it to you?"
>
> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next
> year tell Santa the
> dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."





 I think I know this Cop. He flys for knights... Hint hint

Title: squadies xmas joke.
Post by: Hawklore on December 02, 2004, 12:19:52 PM

I love that joke.. :D

Title: squadies xmas joke.
Post by: Furball on December 02, 2004, 12:59:01 PM

i got a joke!!

Why are women like hurricanes?

umm... actually better not. its pretty filthy.

Title: squadies xmas joke.
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on December 02, 2004, 01:04:03 PM

because they suck and blow?
-SW

Title: squadies xmas joke.
Post by: Furball on December 02, 2004, 01:10:44 PM

ahh screw it..

Why are women like hurricanes?
Because when they come they are wet and wild, when they go they take your house and car with them.

Title: squadies xmas joke.
Post by: 2stony on December 02, 2004, 03:19:22 PM

I would normally tell some of my jokes at this point, but last time I did on this forum I was banned for a while(I'm not kidding).

:)

P.S. Yes, it was a really crude joke.