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Title: Holy Poop
Post by: Langford on December 03, 2004, 05:48:00 PM: LOL when i got home from school i seen lots of sears boxes"7 of the"i take them in the house and i open them everyone was a new DVD player and there was 2 in each of them SO NOW I HAVE 14 DVD PLAYS LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!i dunno what happend but it was sent to us and it was already payed for LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Holy Poop
Post by: hawker238 on December 03, 2004, 05:53:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Langford
LOL when i got home from school i seen lots of sears boxes"7 of the"i take them in the house and i open them everyone was a new DVD player and there was 2 in each of them SO NOW I HAVE 14 DVD PLAYS LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!i dunno what happend but it was sent to us and it was already payed for LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Move them to a safe house, if anyone shows up, claim you never got them.
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Post by: Langford on December 03, 2004, 06:01:44 PM: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: BlueJ1 on December 03, 2004, 06:03:11 PM: Did these happen to fall off the back of a sears truck by any chance ?
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Post by: Octavius on December 03, 2004, 06:10:50 PM: wow
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Post by: loser on December 03, 2004, 06:24:27 PM: Langford i want one. Please email me.
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Post by: Gunslinger on December 03, 2004, 06:28:58 PM: Probably a fraudulant online purchous or shipping error. More than likely somone is gonna come looking for them.
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Post by: Furball on December 03, 2004, 06:58:14 PM: you have 14 dvd players... ?!

LOL
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Post by: mora on December 03, 2004, 07:15:55 PM: I'd wait a few monhts, and then put them on eBay.:D
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Post by: RightF00T on December 03, 2004, 07:25:23 PM: Just think Langford, you can watch all 11 seasons of M*A*S*H at the same time now!!
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Post by: Chairboy on December 03, 2004, 07:52:28 PM: You can even time the M*A*S*H DVDs so that Hawkeye is alternately maudlin and irreverent, depending on which screen you're watching.
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Post by: Langford on December 03, 2004, 09:09:38 PM: no it was shiped to me LMFAO and yes i might sell them or do something bad LMFAO tho:D
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Post by: Octavius on December 03, 2004, 09:16:59 PM: You haven't posted your address anywhere on teh intarweb have you?

If these players were paid for illegaly, that wouldn't be good. Stolen CC number, bought by thief, shipped to you, black helo's hovering over your house.

I dunno. Hope it was a shipping error :)
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Post by: Bodhi on December 03, 2004, 10:10:04 PM: I'll give you $25 for one.
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Post by: LePaul on December 03, 2004, 10:13:56 PM: I work for Sears. Thanks for the headsup
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Post by: RightF00T on December 03, 2004, 11:03:48 PM: Quote
Reuters(AP): Climsdale, PA

Recently, a common Columbian drug ploy has been to hide the prized goods inside otherwise harmless household items and ship them to the US. These devices are usually shipped in bulk across borders and then received at unsuspecting residences. Upon shipment, druglords have been known to stage an operation and retrieve their narcotics usually resulting in assault or robbery.
If you have any information on possible locations of these type of shippings, or have a unsuspected arrival of goods please contact 1-800-4242, the FBI hotline, or your local police.

Holy crap, I wouldnt be so excited after reading this :(
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:28:00 AM: Hilarious.

Langford is prolly wondering why none of the dvd players actually work.

Meanwhile... outside his house... it's starting to resemble the final scene from Scarface.
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Post by: mora on December 04, 2004, 12:28:14 AM: ...
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:31:48 AM: LoL!

Dont call the feds on the poor guy.

No need to internet panic. lol!
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:36:56 AM: I DISAGREE MANIAC.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY CALL THE FEDS AND DIRECT THEM TO LANGFORD'S ABODE. HE IS IN PERIL.
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:42:15 AM: LOL!

HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT SUCH A SERIOUS ISSUE! HE IS BEING GANG RAPED RIGHT NOW!
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 12:53:32 AM: WTF guys
its not me my uncle talks to people on the internet and they send him crap DONT BLAME THE ***** ON ME F*&# i am only 13 jeez just post because it is unbeilveable HOLY F
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:58:52 AM: he ended mid-sentence... cut off.... something's wrong.
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:01:15 AM: JEEEEEEEEEEEEZ my F*&$ing UNCLE Talks on the internet to these women that send him stuff and all that it could be a nigran because they love sending stuff,and trying to get them to send it on and on! THERE!,ENUF FROM ME!
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:02:19 AM: :rofl
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 01:03:34 AM: Hmm... The tone seems different.

It didn't sound like Langford at all.

In fact, it sounded like somebody trying to sound like Langford.

Lets get the cops over there pronto.
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:05:13 AM: man please stop,i will talk to my uncle ok?dunt want to get banned or get bad rep:(
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:07:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Langford
man please stop,i will talk to my uncle ok?dunt want to get banned or get bad rep:(

This is a coverup.

Whats the name of your uncle?

Whats the brand of the DvD players?
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 01:07:18 AM: Langford, just sit tight and don't make any sudden movements.

Help is on the way.

We're going to get you out of this.

Stay calm. It will be over soon.
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:08:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash

Stay calm. It will be over soon.

Relax and let it slide. If you pressure it it will just hurt more.
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:17:03 AM: yes please i dunt want my uncle to get introuble "not his fault"
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Post by: mora on December 04, 2004, 01:18:40 AM: You should both lube up jhust in case.
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:19:12 AM: lube?
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 01:19:18 AM: Langford, go to your room.

An officer will tap twice on you r window.

Tap once for the all clear.
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:19:43 AM: HAH! :D

Mora is alive!
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:20:15 AM: well i no its not our fault,my uncle NEVER buys stuff from sears,and it had his adress on it,i dunno,i dunt what any more part of this please
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Post by: DieAz on December 04, 2004, 01:21:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Langford
well i no its not our fault,my uncle NEVER buys stuff from sears,and it had his adress on it,i dunno,i dunt what any more part of this please

lol go to bed and relax.
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:22:41 AM: i will soon in about 10 mins,11:22pm here:P
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:23:01 AM: I think this is Mrblack.

:p
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Post by: SOB on December 04, 2004, 01:23:03 AM: LePaul was able to retreive the address from Sears' order database (seems shipments of 14 DVD players to a residence aren't very common), so don't worry everyone, help is OTW! I just hope Langford isn't dead already, what with this imposter posting as him! :(
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:24:34 AM: thanks SOB
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 01:33:30 AM: HANG ON LANGFORD - HANG ON. YOU'RE A FIGHTER, I JUST KNOW IT. A FIGHTER. DON'T LET GO. HOLD ON TO WHAT IS TRUE. WE'LL ALL LAUGH ABOUT THIS SOME DAY.
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 01:38:39 AM: i allready am LMFAO ,i like how ya talk to me Nash LOL,i feel better,will tell my uncle tomarrow,going to bed:D:aok
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Post by: mora on December 04, 2004, 01:42:43 AM: You better stay on watch.:eek:
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Post by: Octavius on December 04, 2004, 01:53:09 AM: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHA aaaaaaaaahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!11
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Post by: Furball on December 04, 2004, 04:17:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Langford
WTF guys
its not me my uncle talks to people on the internet and they send him crap DONT BLAME THE ***** ON ME F*&# i am only 13 jeez just post because it is unbeilveable HOLY F

(http://www.thehiddenroom.org/b3ta/crying_man.gif)
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Post by: RightF00T on December 04, 2004, 09:50:29 AM: LOL..sorry but this is classic. :lol
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Post by: lazs2 on December 04, 2004, 10:15:08 AM: after the drug lords claim their smuggled in drugs they usually rape and kill everyone in the house... or is that kill and rape? one or the other tho.

lazs
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Post by: Gunslinger on December 04, 2004, 10:16:32 AM: when they come for you, and they will come, it will be quick. You won't be able to fight them off so just put your mind somewheres else. ;)
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Post by: AcId on December 04, 2004, 01:41:09 PM: GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE!!!! :D

oh gawd, gotta bookmark this one.......HAHAHahahaAHAHAHA
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Post by: loser on December 04, 2004, 02:12:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Maniac
I think this is Mrblack.

:p

No no, Langford is real. He is a squadmate.

Oh crap, if they stop the gang-rape and look at his PC, they'll be after me next!

OH TEH NOOOOOO!

Lang I'll give you ten bucks for one. That will buy you a bottle of painkillers and a hemerhoid cushion.
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 03:54:14 PM: Langford.

Please check in and say that you allright.

Maybe somone should call the feds?
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Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 03:56:19 PM: I couldn't agree more!

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Preferably someone in the same city. And post pictures!!
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Post by: Langford on December 04, 2004, 04:39:40 PM: *i am dead*LMFAO
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Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 04:57:11 PM: Did it go ok with the lube?

:rofl
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Post by: DREDIOCK on December 04, 2004, 05:58:21 PM: Those are MY DVD players and I have some friends(Nick da stick, Santino the finger and Joey Bagadoghnuts) comming over your house to pick em up so you BETTER not open any of those boxes.
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Post by: Steve on December 05, 2004, 04:28:57 AM: Here's an idea Langford. Do the right thing, call Sears and tell them what happened. Just a thought.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on December 05, 2004, 08:39:46 PM: Quote
it could be a nigran

racist
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Post by: Thorns on December 05, 2004, 09:12:19 PM: Langford..........run!
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Post by: SirLoin on December 05, 2004, 11:04:26 PM: Reminds me of the time I was driving home from work and had to slam on the brakes to avoid a pile of brand new tires that were strewn all over the road..Later found out a co-worker at Ford had stolen them and dumped them after losing a pursuing cop in his pickup truck.
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Post by: Saintaw on December 06, 2004, 07:10:34 AM: lol, I bet it's LePaulie that messed up the invoice... he should pay for it now. Lan, keep the DVD's but send me whatever's inside! :D