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Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: mosgood on December 03, 2004, 10:14:43 PM
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: pugg666 on December 04, 2004, 10:10:53 AM
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE  DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT  VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15  DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 04, 2004, 10:39:22 AM
Here you go Pugg, better luck next time....

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: pugg666 on December 04, 2004, 11:00:38 AM
I know it's false ;)

He posted a joke, so did I ;)
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Gunslinger on December 04, 2004, 11:02:38 AM
That article was hilarious :rofl

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"They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?"



:aok

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The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns. Initial findings indicate that the Vancouver crew may have been watching too many American television shows.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: mosgood on December 04, 2004, 12:01:40 PM
check out the site where the article is.


It's a riot
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: streetstang on December 04, 2004, 12:09:57 PM
The whole story is a riot. But I think my favorite part has to be this...

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"They were pretty rude, too," Omari added. "They started asking us all sorts of questions, like 'Where did that oil come from?' But first we wanted to know who gave them the damn warship."



Oh man... lol
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Gunslinger on December 04, 2004, 12:12:39 PM
This reminds me of a "larry the cable guy" joke

"did ya hear the Mexican Air Force spotted a UFO the other day?

CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT?,

That's just unreal.....Mexico's got an Air Force!"
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Muckmaw1 on December 04, 2004, 12:44:03 PM
Good post!

Thanks.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Otto on December 04, 2004, 06:53:18 PM
Pugg666, that is not based on an 'Actual' radio call.  In fact that story is the biggest 'hoax' on the net.

BTW, the USS LINCOLN, is part of the Pacific Fleet and has never operated in the Atlantic.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: pugg666 on December 04, 2004, 07:11:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pugg666
I know it's false ;)

He posted a joke, so did I ;)


Can you read Otto?
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Otto on December 04, 2004, 07:20:48 PM
Sorry, I didn't know the first post was a joke.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Otto on December 04, 2004, 08:16:34 PM
Ok, lets be honest.  Of course I knew the first post was a 'joke'.   While trying to settle the score with a "Can you read" geek I've unintentionally insulted the Canadian Navy.   I didn't mean to do that.....:(
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: RTStuka on December 04, 2004, 08:31:22 PM
I love the story on that website about australia going on a bender and waking up in the north atlantic.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 04, 2004, 09:08:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pugg666
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE  DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT  VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15  DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.



It's an old joke and never happened.  


ack-ack
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Engine on December 04, 2004, 11:53:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pugg666
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE  DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT  VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15  DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.
Hey, can anyone tell me if this is real or not?
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 05, 2004, 12:29:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Otto
Ok, lets be honest.  Of course I knew the first post was a 'joke'.   While trying to settle the score with a "Can you read" geek I've unintentionally insulted the Canadian Navy.   I didn't mean to do that.....:(


I would hardly consider 3 eskimos in kayaks a "navy" LMAO
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Nash on December 05, 2004, 12:54:49 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I would hardly consider 3 eskimos in kayaks a "navy" LMAO


Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 05, 2004, 01:48:38 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.


Nope.

Never claimed they wouldnt.

Hell I wouldnt wanna mess with anything that hunts whales  and bear by spear
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Goth on December 05, 2004, 07:36:15 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.


Are you saying that's the northern version of Deliverance?

If so, I ain't going nowhere near them then.
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: Gunslinger on December 05, 2004, 11:00:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Goth
Are you saying that's the northern version of Deliverance?

If so, I ain't going nowhere near them then.


Yup it would be "squeal like a sea lion" instead  ;)
Title: Canadian Warship Seizes Tanker In...
Post by: airbumba on December 05, 2004, 04:21:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Ever met 3 eskimos in a Kayak?

Didn't think so.

They'll rock your world.



...nooo, but I seen two lesbians in a canoe.......





















...they were fur traders.  :eek: