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Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:11:20 AM
Or whatever they're called....

You know, those piercings with the rod and the two ball units on each end.

Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.

She actually called my work today to ask me to monitor my feces for its resurfacing. I don't know her last name, I don't like that brand of jewlery, and I don't tend to examine my crap.

PLUS....

I don't like my pron stars wearing them in their tongues. I don't like them in people's eyebrows, noses, lips, or ears. They just look gawdamn unweildy.

Is it just me? Do any of you guys like these things?

I've been searching for a purpose in life - and I think I've found it. I'm going to open a new Word document and create a petition. That's how upset I am.

(and yes, I did glance.... and no... I didn't see it)
Title: Barbells
Post by: Lizking on December 04, 2004, 12:20:08 AM
She probably didn't have any infection at the piercing site; only 70% do you know.
Title: Re: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:38:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Or whatever they're called....


Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.


Ya right.  :rolleyes:
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:44:38 AM
Whaddya mean "yeah right."

You suggesting I should call up Guiness or Ripley's because this is oh so unusual? I bet it's pretty common actually.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:48:02 AM
Maybe im reading this wrong.

But swallowing a piercing due to giving head would choke you to death.

Or you will have a bad toilet experiance.

Rip away :-P
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:51:28 AM
Choke me? Feh... It went down like butter. I didn't say anything and she didn't notice until later. Not a big deal.

You a fan of them or not?
Title: Barbells
Post by: mora on December 04, 2004, 12:52:31 AM
You gave her your number!?
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:54:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Choke me? Feh... It went down like butter. I didn't say anything and she didn't notice until later. Not a big deal.

You a fan of them or not?


fan and fan, its a matter of defenition (sp?)

If you find one there, it means shes a crazy *****. And you can have your way with her..

I must say im a fan of them.



:aok
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:55:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mora
You gave her your number!?


Heeeheee!
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 12:55:59 AM
Holy sidetracking.

No, I didn't give her my number - she works at a Starbucks nearby and knows who I am.

Focus.... people.... Barbells... pro/against.... and sign my petition.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:58:16 AM
pro pro pro
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 01:00:03 AM
why? What is it about them?
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:03:31 AM
Its just hot.

It makes me go "Schwingg" an hour longer. Read my previous post.
Title: Barbells
Post by: SOB on December 04, 2004, 01:14:21 AM
You mentioned sex with a human female on a flight sim bbs, and expect everyone to focus on jewelry?  You Canuckians ain't the sharpest piercings in the clit are ya?
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 01:18:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
You mentioned sex with a human female on a flight sim bbs, and expect everyone to focus on jewelry?  You Canuckians ain't the sharpest piercings in the clit are ya?


Poetry in motion :)

Human female etc :)
Title: Barbells
Post by: Roscoroo on December 04, 2004, 02:45:08 AM
9.5 points for scoring w/ expresso chick,
9.9 for swallowing
9.3 for making the mrs Roo laff at ya
9.4 for her calling asking for the jewlery back ..

WTG ....



now just go out and buy her anouther hunk of jewlery and put it on for her ..
Title: Barbells
Post by: SirLoin on December 04, 2004, 03:35:23 AM
Let me guess...69 with her on top?


Oh and if you find it?..Post a sanitized pix of it for us mere mortals too.

:aok
Title: Barbells
Post by: SunTracker on December 04, 2004, 03:38:27 AM
You stuck your tongue in a womans thingy? Gross.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nilsen on December 04, 2004, 04:57:23 AM
The fact that she wants it back after passing through Nash is what i find rather disturbing.


No Nash.. I think piercings are a big turnoff, but since you had gotten far enough to find one down there its already to late to stop. :D

Next time you find a date, make sure you swing by the local junkyard and walk underneath one of these
(http://www.icelandicmagnetics.com/pictures/lifting-work.jpg)

If she doesnt fly up in the air you can take her home. :p
Title: Barbells
Post by: Chortle on December 04, 2004, 05:09:12 AM
lol Nilsen. All this front bum and back bum talk is getting confusing.
Title: Barbells
Post by: WhiteHawk on December 04, 2004, 05:40:42 AM
Dont monitor your feces for the damm thing.  Go out and buy her one just like it and then CLAIM you dug throught your poo and found it, amongst other things.  (IUD's, tampons, masangail disposables, preperation H supositories, etc.)
Title: Barbells
Post by: EN4CER on December 04, 2004, 06:30:36 AM
lol - Nash is gonna have pierced crap - kind of like his diatribe.

Sorry Nash but I couldn't resist.  Thank you so much for sharing your sex-capade.  Why don't you video tape the bowel movement and post that too.  Hope you got an airbag. :lol
Title: Barbells
Post by: Lazerus on December 04, 2004, 06:40:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Whaddya mean "yeah right."

You suggesting I should call up Guiness or Ripley's because this is oh so unusual? I bet it's pretty common actually.


I'm stopping right here and pledging to quote the article out of either Playboy or Penthouse that I have sitting in my office at work that is almost the exact same story you just told.

Tommorow night, or tonight as it may be.

Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Or whatever they're called....

You know, those piercings with the rod and the two ball units on each end.

Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.

She actually called my work today to ask me to monitor my feces for its resurfacing. I don't know her last name, I don't like that brand of jewlery, and I don't tend to examine my crap.

PLUS....

I don't like my pron stars wearing them in their tongues. I don't like them in people's eyebrows, noses, lips, or ears. They just look gawdamn unweildy.

Is it just me? Do any of you guys like these things?

I've been searching for a purpose in life - and I think I've found it. I'm going to open a new Word document and create a petition. That's how upset I am.

(and yes, I did glance.... and no... I didn't see it)


quoted for posterity. if i'm wrong, i'm wrong.
Title: Barbells
Post by: JB73 on December 04, 2004, 08:18:35 AM
was his barbell at the tip or near the base?
Title: Barbells
Post by: capt. apathy on December 04, 2004, 08:25:38 AM
I don't much care.  it doesn't do anything for me, but if they want to jab chunks of metal in themselves, fine with me.

the only exception is the eyebrow piercing, it kills me.  I'll be talking to some salesgirl or something and she'll have that damn eyebrow pierced, my hand starts twitching, I can barely resist the urge to reach up and rip it off of there.
Title: Nash
Post by: Eagler on December 04, 2004, 08:26:10 AM
you still "Bush" bashing?

lol
Title: Barbells
Post by: lazs2 on December 04, 2004, 08:39:19 AM
I'm with nash on this one.  I can barely stand pierced ears on women much less be around one who looks like she was in a grenade accident.   Turns me off.

lazs
Title: Barbells
Post by: Dago on December 04, 2004, 08:48:28 AM
In todays world, not to be negative here, but having such adventures with someone you don't know real well is a bit of a risk with the STDs that you can expose yourself too.  You now are at high risk for AIDS, Herpes, Chlamidia, Clap, Shyp, etc.  

I recommend not kissing your Mother when you see her at Christmas.

Good luck,

dago
Title: Barbells
Post by: oboe on December 04, 2004, 09:39:36 AM
Nash, you better start monitoring your stool for blood and seek medical assistance should you find evidence of it, or experience abdominal pain or cramping.

Depending on how this metal jewelry came apart and ultimately dislodged and found its way into your digestive system, it could be you have a sharply pointed piece of metal working its way through the twists and turns of your intestines.

Eat lots of bananas.  They're a binder.
Title: Barbells
Post by: RightF00T on December 04, 2004, 09:46:16 AM
Barbells are cool....so was it a ring or a straight tube? I'm guessing a straight tube if it went down so easily. :aok
Title: Barbells
Post by: mosgood on December 04, 2004, 09:53:09 AM
Don't like'em....  


but....  if the piercing was silver... you might want to eat some yogurt with live enzymes....

silver is a natural anti-bacterial and can kill the good bacteria in your intestinal tract.



:rofl
Title: Barbells
Post by: Dune on December 04, 2004, 10:45:45 AM
I'm not big on women have bolts where they don't belong.  Having said that, it = teh funnay.

Let's also hope that one of the exposed ends doesn't poke a hole in your plumbing.  That would also be bad.  

And perhaps next time you should do more than a cursory check of your partner's parts.  Lord only knows what else was down there that you missed.
Title: Barbells
Post by: streetstang on December 04, 2004, 11:57:38 AM
I used to think they were hot on girls until I got with a girl who had one. The watermelon got infected and just the sight of it was the most revolting thing I've ever seen. This must have been a very bad case though. (if any can be better than others)

Belly button rings are hot, a tattoo on the lower back is hot, a nice target too. A small stud in a nose can be hot, BUT on the right girl. But when it comes to the southern region there should only be two, or well three holes there... Two of which will be or should be occupied and one which is used... ANY more than that is just asking for trouble. On her part. Infections down there are some of the worst.

thats my take for the most part.

Morph
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 12:23:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by streetstang
But when it comes to the southern region there should only be two, or well three holes there... Two of which will be or should be occupied and one which is used... ANY more than that is just asking for trouble.


Im confused now...
Title: Barbells
Post by: streetstang on December 04, 2004, 12:27:38 PM
I need to name these three holes that naturally down there?
Title: Barbells
Post by: SOB on December 04, 2004, 12:58:20 PM
That's probably a good idea...you might want to post a diagram too.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Flit on December 04, 2004, 01:04:10 PM
Body peircing= self mutilation
 Also seems to be a stoner thing
Title: Barbells
Post by: mosgood on December 04, 2004, 01:06:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by streetstang
I need to name these three holes that naturally down there?



and the GPS cordinates as well please.....
Title: Barbells
Post by: AcId on December 04, 2004, 01:32:29 PM
Guess I would be pro since I myself had that done down below.
Title: Barbells
Post by: streetstang on December 04, 2004, 01:47:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AcId
Guess I would be pro since I myself had that done down below.


Acid shall now and forever be known as Mr Prince Albert...!?

Or are you a she?
Title: Barbells
Post by: Drunky on December 04, 2004, 02:30:22 PM
What the F kinda girl wants to put a piercing back in her clit that not only went through the digestive tract of a man but also was embedded in his feces???

And you went down on her???

I hope you were at least drunk or stoned or someone hit you on the back of the head with a 2x4 or something.
Title: Barbells
Post by: AcId on December 04, 2004, 02:56:31 PM
not a she, morph....lol
Title: Barbells
Post by: streetstang on December 04, 2004, 03:24:43 PM
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Gdam bro!

Did it hurt?
Title: Barbells
Post by: AcId on December 04, 2004, 05:53:50 PM
not to bad....was like getting a shot. Then just a little soreness for about a week but not to the point that it would put one outta comission.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 06:01:26 PM
Please post a picture.

:lol
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 06:05:56 PM
Please dont.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nilsen on December 04, 2004, 06:06:59 PM
have you passed it yet Nash?
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 06:12:08 PM
Prolly passed it yesterday... I have no idea how the digestive system works. Maybe today....

One things fer sure... it was as smooth coming out as it was going in.

It's almost as if it was meant to be.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2004, 06:18:28 PM
Please post a pic.

:lol
Title: Barbells
Post by: SOB on December 04, 2004, 07:54:00 PM
OK, I gotta ask... What is it about having a hole punched through the head of your dick that makes you go "hmmm, that sounds like the thing for me to do"?!
Title: Barbells
Post by: mason22 on December 04, 2004, 08:06:18 PM
SOB = teh smart
Title: Barbells
Post by: Ripsnort on December 04, 2004, 08:55:22 PM
Scarey world out there, 'specially those barbelled ones...means someone else has had alot of track time there before you...


The following recommendations are for uncomplicated infections. Refer to the included links or references for a more complete discussion of these conditions.

 
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Gonorrhea: For urethral, endocervical and rectal infections the preferred treatment is:

Ceftriaxone 250 mg IM in a single dose

Oral regimes include:

Cefixime 800 mg orally in a single dose
Ciprofloxacin 500 mg or Ofloxacin 400mg orally in a single dose
All of these regimes should also include Doxycycline l00 mg bid for 7 days or Azithromycin 1gm as a single dose to cover for Chlamydia

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Chlamydia: For infections of the urethra, endocervix and rectal area the preferred treatment is:

Doxycycline l00 mg po twice a day for 7 days, or Azithromycin 1 gm orally as a single dose.
Alternate treatments are:

Tetracycline 500 mg qid orally for 7 days
Erythromycin 500 mg qid orally for 7 days
Ofloxacin 300 mg bid for 7 days
 
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Syphilis: For adults in the primary, secondary and latent (less than one year) duration the preferred treatment is:

Benzathine Penicillin G 2.4 million units IM in a single session
Alternatively:

Tetracycline 500 mg orally four times a day for l4 days
Doxycycline l00 mg orally twice a day for l4 days.
 
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Genital Herpes: For the primary episode of genital herpes :

Acyclovir 200 mg. orally 5 times a day for 7 - l0 days or until healing is complete
Acyclovir 5 mg./kg. IV 3 times a day for l0 days or until healing is complete.
For chronic suppressive therapy, treatment is:

Acyclovir 200 - 400 mg. orally 2 - 5 times a day.
 
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Genital Warts: Treatments include:

Bedofolin l0% and Podophyllin in Tensur Benzoin applied to the wart and washed off after l - 4 hours. This may be repeated once or twice weekly.
Liquid nitrogen or dry ice once or twice weekly
Electrodesecation under general anesthetic may be used for more extensive warts.
 

Prostatitis and Epididymitis: When a urethral discharge is detected, but culture results are not available treat with:

Ceftriaxone 250 mg. IM in a single dose plus Doxycycline l00 mg. orally twice a day for at least l0 days.
 
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Bacterial Vaginosis: Recommended Regimen is:

Metronidazole 500 mg orally 2 times a day for 7 days.
Metronidazole 2 g orally in a single dose.
The following alternative regimens have been effective in clinical trials, although experience with these regimens is limited.

Clindamycin cream, 2%, one full applicator (5 g) intravaginally at bedtime for 7 days;
Metronidazole gel, 0.75%, one full applicator (5 g) intravaginally, 2 times a day for 5 days;
Clindamycin 300 mg orally 2 times a day for 7 days.
 

Trichomoniasis: Recommended Regimen is:

Metronidazole 2 g orally in a single dose.
Alternative Regimen:

Metronidazole 500 mg twice daily for 7 days.
 
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HIV:  Treatments include:
Bend over and kiss your *** goodbye, slowly....
Title: Barbells
Post by: Nash on December 04, 2004, 08:59:55 PM
Oh that's soooo vindictive of you Rip!

(you listening Nuke?)
Title: Barbells
Post by: AcId on December 04, 2004, 11:22:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
OK, I gotta ask... What is it about having a hole punched through the head of your dick that makes you go "hmmm, that sounds like the thing for me to do"?!


LOL SOB.....good point, I guess if you gotta ask though I'd say it's not for you ;)

same can be said about getting a tattoo...and thats not for me, don't undertsand why people get them....it all comes down to personal preference. A peircing is much more easily reversed too. Just take it out :D

Of course there is a great benefit to the woman during intercourse, at least thats what I've been told :aok

No maniac, you can't see a picture of my winky so stop private messaging me.
Title: Barbells
Post by: Dune on December 05, 2004, 12:10:28 AM
Personally, I don't think simply removing it would reverse the trauma having it placed would cause me.
:eek:
Title: Barbells
Post by: Dune on December 05, 2004, 12:10:33 AM
Personally, I don't think simply removing it would reverse the trauma having it placed would cause me.
:eek:
Title: Barbells
Post by: Sixpence on December 05, 2004, 12:57:21 AM
Nash, you ignorant slut, pick carefully who you go down on. I can't wait for your post of how it pierced your prettythanghole sheeotting it out.

Snappahead!!
Title: Barbells
Post by: CAVY on December 05, 2004, 08:20:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nash
Please dont.



AHHH..old nash TOSSING SOMBODIES SALAD and he swallows the silverware...How typical:rofl :rofl :rofl :D
Title: Barbells
Post by: Dowding on December 05, 2004, 08:39:26 AM
Quote
Oh that's soooo vindictive of you Rip!

(you listening Nuke?)


lol
Title: Barbells
Post by: lazs2 on December 05, 2004, 10:16:03 AM
It does seem unfair that such a potentialy leathal dose of reality could ruin such a weel crafted tale and cutting edge lifestyle.

lazs
Title: Barbells
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 05, 2004, 10:30:04 AM
This is what I get for browsing teh intardnet while eating breakfast.