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Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Ripsnort on December 08, 2004, 08:26:29 AM
Herpes, eh? :rofl

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1393172,00.html

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MEDICAL experts have confirmed that Viktor Yushchenko, Ukraine’s opposition leader, was poisoned in an attempt on his life during election campaigning, the doctor who supervised his treatment at an Austrian clinic said yesterday.
Doctors at Vienna’s exclusive Rudolfinerhaus clinic are within days of identifying the substance that left Mr Yushchenko’s face disfigured with cysts and lesions, Nikolai Korpan told The Times in a telephone interview.

 
 
Specialists in Britain, the United States and France had helped to establish that it was a biological agent, a chemical agent or, most likely, a rare poison that struck him down in the run-up to the presidential election, he said. Doctors needed to examine Mr Yushchenko again at the clinic in Vienna to confirm their diagnosis but were in no doubt that the substance was administered deliberately, he said.

Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: lazs2 on December 08, 2004, 08:37:50 AM
perhaps nash should read this and give serious thought to the next barbell diving session.

lazs
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on December 08, 2004, 08:44:20 AM
I worked with a dude that went down on a chick. She failed to let him know she had a yeast infection.

It was quite disturbing.
-SW
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: 1K0N on December 08, 2004, 08:46:59 AM
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
I worked with a dude that went down on a chick. She failed to let him know she had a yeast infection.

It was quite disturbing.
-SW


Sure.... blame it on a yeast infection!
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Leslie on December 08, 2004, 08:48:22 AM
Perhps Lazs is a sissy.:D



Les
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: mosgood on December 08, 2004, 08:51:19 AM
What happened to the saying" No muff is to tuff!"


or is that only for muffler shops?
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Ripsnort on December 08, 2004, 08:53:06 AM
It only took one post to side track this thread. :aok :rofl
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Nilsen on December 08, 2004, 09:27:23 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
It only took one post to side track this thread. :aok :rofl


Maybe it was you that were off track and the others on....ever think about that?...huh?.... HUH???!!!
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Sixpence on December 08, 2004, 10:41:35 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
perhaps nash should read this and give serious thought to the next barbell diving session.

lazs


If that woman owned a gun she would not feel the need to wear a barbell and Nash would not have anything stuck in his lower intestine.
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Curval on December 08, 2004, 12:46:25 PM
All I can say is...YIKES! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041208/481/xel10112081636)
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: LePaul on December 08, 2004, 01:06:20 PM
Wholly rapid aging, Dr Crusher to the bridge!
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: mosgood on December 08, 2004, 01:50:29 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
All I can say is...YIKES! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041208/481/xel10112081636)


Ya... amazing what a different hairstyle does to your look!!!
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Maverick on December 08, 2004, 05:40:56 PM
Bad botox serum?? nasty
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: lazs2 on December 09, 2004, 08:19:18 AM
sixpense.. you are gonna have to explain that one to me.   Are you saying that nash was raping her?

lazs
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: fd ski on December 09, 2004, 10:55:12 AM
I think Boroda was saying it was herpies :)

Either that or the chick that Yushchenko was doing the "Nash move" on had barbed wire instead of barbells :D
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Dead Man Flying on December 09, 2004, 11:41:38 AM
That's not poison.  That's the Dark Side exacting a terrible toll on his body.  He needs to lay off the lightning.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: SLO on December 09, 2004, 04:22:54 PM
ah the good ol'power struggle, soon they will learn to do it with more class...

the G.W.B. school of hypocrisy.
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Curval on December 12, 2004, 08:07:42 AM
Actually he WAS poisoned.

Dioxin (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041212/ap_on_re_eu/yushchenko_health)
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Ripsnort on December 12, 2004, 08:36:40 AM
Boroda, true to his political traditions, is as silent on this subject as Stalin was when he sent millions to their death.
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Ripsnort on December 12, 2004, 08:41:58 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
perhaps nash should read this and give serious thought to the next barbell diving session.

lazs


(http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif)
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Boroda on December 12, 2004, 09:01:04 AM
Thanks, Rip.

Some strange things to know:

Dioxin poisoning works in a matter of months or even years. Remember that people poisoned by "agent orange"? Dioxin poisonong.

Dioxin intoxication can't be detected by blood tests. Only by fat-tissue analysys.

That Austrian clinic chief doctor resigned right after they made that "sensational" revelations about poisoning. I wonder why. Specialists, invited to pro-Western radio Echo of Moscow, that usually supports zombie, said clearly that dioxin poisoning can't be instant and can't result in such symptoms.

A joke: a nice girl gives Yuschenko flowers after his speach in the Independance square. He says: "Don't you want to kiss me?" - "No, maybe a blowjob will be more safe?..."

Do you seriously believe that if someone wanted to poison Yuschenko they could use such an ineffective and easy to trace agents? Many modern poisons cause heart attacks and other "natural" deaths, and are impossible to trace within several hours. Curare-like poisons for example.

I work in Biochemical Physics institute, Russian Academy of Sciense. Talked to some people with degrees in biochemistry. They all said it's a nonsence. They work with such toxines and have scientific degrees in this subject. Frankly speaking - I believe them more then some people who got paid for finding a poison and changed their decision. Looks like their chief resigned because he didn't want to support this obvious fraud.

Nice example that money solves any problem. Zombie's sponsors don't even try to hide: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-4666115,00.html

I wonder what tangerines will say if they lose the elections again. They again said that if they'll loose - then the elections will be called a fraud again.

Ukraine had an opportunity to get rid of both crooks, but western "advisors" like Powell and that studmuffingot Solana didn't give a chance. :(
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Boroda on December 12, 2004, 09:03:08 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Boroda, true to his political traditions, is as silent on this subject as Stalin was when he sent millions to their death.


Unfortunately, I have many other things to do then to answer at this board. I wish I could get paid for waving Red Banner here :D It's much easier and more fun :)
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Furball on December 12, 2004, 09:08:21 AM
i think he is turning into shrek

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041208/capt.xel10112081636.ukraine_austria_yushchenko_xel101.jpg)(http://www.deneroff.com/Commentary/2001/Shrek.jpg)
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Boroda on December 12, 2004, 09:18:22 AM
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Originally posted by Furball
i think he is turning into shrek

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041208/capt.xel10112081636.ukraine_austria_yushchenko_xel101.jpg)(http://www.deneroff.com/Commentary/2001/Shrek.jpg)


The real truth is that zombie isn't Yuschenko. Real Yuschenko was kidnapped by Americans and held in a secret CIA prison. A person that we see on TV is his double, zombified in secret CIA laboratories :D
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Furball on December 12, 2004, 09:20:11 AM
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Originally posted by Boroda
The real truth is that zombie isn't Yuschenko. Real Yuschenko was kidnapped by Americans and held in a secret CIA prison. A person that we see on TV is his double, zombified in secret CIA laboratories :D


Nah, i like my idea better ;)

Does he have a sidekick growing big ears and a lot of facial hair?
Title: Boroda, so who poisoned him?
Post by: Boroda on December 12, 2004, 09:44:41 AM
No, but he has a sidekick who's almost as funny as donkey/Eddie Murphy: Yulia Timoshenko, a hysterical woman, who is wanted by Interpol for bribes, calls people to arms and recently turned out to be a blonde with Princess Leia hairdo.

Another popular version of Yuschenko's illness is that he was poisoned by borsch cooked by her. This woman is dangerous even in the kitchen :D