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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Neubob on December 09, 2004, 10:08:36 AM
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When I read Classy Man's post in Ripsnort's 'I don't get enough attention at home' thread last night, I didn't realize that this guy was actually the resident character actor of this board...
Does anyone have any info on this dude? He's pure genius, and I say this without a trace of sarcasm.
Here're some quotes:
Originally posted by classy man 10-23-2003
hello guys i have a car question. all helps would be appreciated.
every time i press the horn button i get a "KER-KLANK!!" noise. i don't know what to do. please help it is very annoying. :mad: :mad: :mad: my car is an old yellow one if that helps. thanks.
Originally posted by classy man 7-9-2004
if you dotn think the US of A people aenrt good people then you can shuv it where the son dont shine their little woamn. yeah i said it. i dont think you want to tangle up with a ol boy from down around tennessee.
Originally posted by classy man 10-27-2003
yall just go on and make jokes. act like this is some joke or something. i can tell you one thing i am definitly laffing at you all. you think us south people are just teethless idiots. but i bet you can see by the way i represented our cause here we aren'rt just stupid. i'll give you a piece of advice. study what i've said. learn from it. because as charlie daniels said, the south will rise again, and when that happens the hooty tooty smart elicks living up north and out west will be out of luck. so take that to the bank cuzz.
Originally posted by classy man 10-27-2003
all you big mouth bad hair yankees have the bad attitudes going up in here, yeah thats right i called you out on it. you gonna co something bout it? i didnt think so. all talk an no aktion. you might have ended up winnin the war but i'll tell you one thing right now, 2 out of 3 deaths in the war were yankees. yeah thats right bet you didnt know that. you think your all goody goody well take that in your face you yankee and calefornia skummers. do something about it if your man enough. i dont think so. i'll beat yer hooty totty heads like a cheap rag doll. now put that in your yankee pipes and smoke it.
classy out.:mad:
I mean seriously. This guy is a frikken virtuoso. Comes around once in a blue moon and drops a bomb that's immediate signature material. Hat's off Classy Man. You make this all worthwhile.
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You've got "Too much Time on your hands".
Karaya
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A beautiful mind for all to cherish in quiet awe.
-SW
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His other handle is Commander Rialbh.
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You sure Staga?
Must be a lot of work for Hb to get stuff that incoherent.
-SW
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Shades Acct.
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
You sure Staga?
Must be a lot of work for Hb to get stuff that incoherent.
-SW
I think staga is right. http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68944
both characters appear in this thread.
genius.
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If its HB he was very very secretive about it and he wasnt about the other account. Having been on vox with HB for 3 years I personly dont think its him. Hes smart enough to pull it off but I dont see anything there I recognize from HB.
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Yea, it's him.
At least.. I'm about 99% sure it is him. Thought there was one thread where he outed himself... something to do with cars and some big truck hitting a log or something.
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HB said it was him, I don't have the thread where he said it, but I do remember it. Didn't all this start with the Bimmer forum?
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Yeah, it was HB using that handle to troll some gay BigMoneyWaste forum that Rip posts lewd pictures of his car on. I'm not sure that it's HB here though.
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ClassyMan on the Beemerworld forums was HB. I don't know if he used that alias here or not.
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hehe (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93682)
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Well, I'm amazed.
I don't know who this HBlair guy is, but he's clearly got a promising career as the online Ali G in his future.
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Neubob, here's one of classy's posts on Bimmerfest. He had me cracking up over there.
"i post this here because i find it hard to talk to anyone else about this problem. i am married for 1 year and my wife and i do not have a sexual relashionship, not normally anyway. i have a problem that some men wish they did have, but do not in any way. i have an unusually large jenitiliya. it's not something to laugh or make fun of so please don't. it keeps me from having normal relashions with my wife with sex. i have seen my doctor and he reccomends plastique surgery. but admittedly having somebody cut on my goober is appealing. (sorry for bluntness)
my question to bmw community is do you know of anyone who's had surgery like this? what advice do you have?it's imbarrasing to me big time.
serious posts only please."
LOL Classy shares his history of the BMW insignia, after someone asks if it's a propeller-
"I've heard this one too. sadly though, that is just hollywood drama made for the big screen. bmw didn't manufacture many airplane engines in wwII. The blue/white round crest is an impeller blade on a water pump. The blue is the water. The white is the blade. Bmw built many irrigation pumps for use in holland during the war to dry out the land the germans were taking. that's where the hood crest came from. many died in the wool bmw men don't weant to hear this. this is from a reliable source though."
He even got a response!:D
"I think I must chime in here.
Hey classy act, who sent you ? Are you working for Daimler-Chrysler or what ?
Your 'vast' knowledge about BMW history is amazing. The Allach factory, which was producing airplane engines until 1960 , has even produced turbines for GE used in the F105 Starfighters engines.
In addition to this, by 1944 there were 20.000 workers in the Allach works. You are saying that BMW didn't manufacture many aircraft engines during WWII. What do you think 20.000 men did ? Played blackjack ? Backgammon ?
After the war, the Allies used the factory as a vehicle maintenance facility.
Quandt sold the factory in 1960 to MAN along with a Starfighter engine contract.
As for the roundel (hood crest in your terminology) it is a spinning propeller and nothing else.
So, now dig up your books and read the Beemer ( ) history again.
Oh, I would really like to know the name of that book about the water pumps and the related roundel history."
Alex 'Stealth' Baumann
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HBlair's family owns a paint and body shop in Alabama, and have a great reputation for doing quality work. Ripsnort had a painting question from the Bimmerfest Forums, asked HB, and the Bimmerfest crowd answered rudely and condecendingly and insulted not only HB but his ability to do quality work. Then, after it turned out HB was, in fact, correct in his answer, they blew him off- that's when Classy man showed up over there.
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Originally posted by Airhead
HBlair's family owns a paint and body shop in Alabama, and have a great reputation for doing quality work. Ripsnort had a painting question from the Bimmerfest Forums, asked HB, and the Bimmerfest crowd answered rudely and condecendingly and insulted not only HB but his ability to do quality work. Then, after it turned out HB was, in fact, correct in his answer, they blew him off- that's when Classy man showed up over there.
I usually don't use these but, for this, I'm making an exception....
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Those were great times full of joy and happiness. Guess there weren't any elections going on then :)
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Really guys, sounds like this classy man guy is a true redneck. Go back and read his posts. I don't see why somebody like that would get anyones respect. Especially an apparently cultured and intelligent man like neubob who has more money than somebody like ripsnort.
But hey guys I am flattered. The fact that you all I think I have such a creative sense of humor as this makes me feel great about myself. But I tell you it is truly unwarranted.
so leeve me alon before somebudy here gets to tote a sure nuff kuntry fried aszwhoopin home to his mommma. :mad::mad: :mad:
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The dirty white boy returneth! :p
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No SOB, that "dirty VERY white boy".
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Oh... Albino jetboater :)
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Originally posted by Staga
Oh... Albino jetboater :)
THAT was a great picture!