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Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Pei on December 12, 2004, 06:04:03 AM
They may have one of the best standards of living in the world but they are all wusses.
What happened to the glory of your past Norwegians? Shouldn't you be looting Abbeys and wearing horned helmets?

I blame it on the silly rain proof hats and playing gay WWII aircraft games.

If you drank enough alcohol you'd be ok but as it is.......
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Schaden on December 12, 2004, 06:06:25 AM
Geez you get one Norstalker and suddenly they all start coming out of the woodwork.
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: AWMac on December 12, 2004, 06:07:27 AM
So tell us how you really feel Pei...

Heh Hooker stole his wallet and it wasn't a "Real" girl....

Bummer Dude.

:rofl
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 06:32:19 AM
I know Pei..


It is really sad
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: SOB on December 12, 2004, 07:28:09 AM
I don't trust anyone who would eat Lutefisk.
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 07:40:55 AM
me neither (http://www.filespace.org/Jubai_the_Kensai/98-ninja.gif)
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: -tronski- on December 12, 2004, 07:48:51 AM
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system and public health, what have the Norrrrrweeigins ever done for us?"

 Tronsky
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Schaden on December 12, 2004, 08:03:21 AM
You forgot to mention the really hot women....
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 08:18:39 AM
what?.. where??...who?
Title: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 12, 2004, 09:09:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Pei
They may have one of the best standards of living in the world but they are all wusses.
What happened to the glory of your past Norwegians? Shouldn't you be looting Abbeys and wearing horned helmets?

I blame it on the silly rain proof hats and playing gay WWII aircraft games.

If you drank enough alcohol you'd be ok but as it is.......


Sorry but all of the really interesting Norwegians are currently busy and under contract to do Capital One commercials.

BTW
GREAT job on the one where they storm the Shopping mall to the music of "O Fortuna"

O Fortuna,

velut luna

statu variabilis,

semper crescis

aut decrescis;

vita detestabilis

nunc obdurat

et tunc curat

ludo mentis aciem,

egestatem,

potestatem

dissolvit ut glaciem.

 

Sors immanis

et inanis,

rota tu volubilis,

status malus,

vana salus

semper dissolubilis,

obumbratum

et velatam

mihi quoque niteris,

nunc per ludum

dorsum nudum

fero tui sceleris.

 

Sors salutis

et virtutis

mihi nunc contraria,

est affectus

et defectus

semper in angaria;

hac in hora

sine mora

cordis pulsum tangite,

quod per sortem

sternit fortem

mecum omnes plangite.

 

:aok
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Schaden on December 12, 2004, 09:26:04 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
what?.. where??...who?


http://www.masterpage.com.pl/dating/norwegianpersonals.html
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 09:29:51 AM
lol Schaden. hope I don't find my gf doing her business there.... or do I?
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Schaden on December 12, 2004, 09:30:30 AM
3rd page, 2nd pic down...look at all familiar?
Title: Re: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 09:30:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
O


Ok.. this is were you lost me.
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 09:33:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Schaden
3rd page, 2nd pic down...look at all familiar?


Cila?
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Boroda on December 12, 2004, 09:53:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
I know Pei..


It is really sad


Wait, it's still not over, you have a chance to be invited to rule Kiev again ;)
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: medicboy on December 12, 2004, 12:45:20 PM
Hey now, my family is from norway and so is my wifes, watch it bud....

:D
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 12:52:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Boroda
Wait, it's still not over, you have a chance to be invited to rule Kiev again ;)


Did we ever rule it in the past? :confused:

If so... who stole it?
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 12:55:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by medicboy
Hey now, my family is from norway and so is my wifes, watch it bud....

:D


I knew it!

Your choise in habitat gave you away :)
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: AKIron on December 12, 2004, 12:56:28 PM
Norway? Is that in Canada?
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: soda72 on December 12, 2004, 12:59:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
Norway? Is that in Canada?


no no no .. silly...  it's in Australia... geesshh
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: SOB on December 12, 2004, 01:15:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SOB
I don't trust anyone who would eat Lutefisk.

Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
me neither (http://www.filespace.org/Jubai_the_Kensai/98-ninja.gif)

Uh huh, yeah right.  I know the truth, so enough with your lies.  It is fact that Norwegians need Lutefisk like vampires need blood; they'd die without it.  You may try to resist (though I doubt it), but you end up eating it when the urge is too strong to resist.  I know this is true because I read it on http://www.truestoryoflutefiskeatingnorwegianlooneys.org, which is a news site out of Sweden.  I looked it up, 'cause I wanna expand my horizons, and I only posted it here because I thought it was super interesting and wanted to expand everyone else's horizons as well!
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 01:15:26 PM
Little Norway is actually in Canada... or was anyway.
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: medicboy on December 12, 2004, 01:25:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
I knew it!

Your choise in habitat gave you away :)


Can't help it if I feel like I am going to die if it gets above 85 F.  60 is perfect.
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 01:31:22 PM
I can live with anything between -25 to +25...celcius. Any more or less is uncomfortable.
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: rpm on December 12, 2004, 01:36:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by medicboy
Hey now, my family is from norway and so is my wifes, watch it bud....

:D
I see the terrorists have already infiltrated our 1st responders and are embedded deep within the country. We must invade Norway as a matter of National Security. GO DUBYA GO!
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Boroda on December 12, 2004, 02:50:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Did we ever rule it in the past? :confused:

If so... who stole it?


Ryurik, Truvor and Sineus were three Varyag princes whe were invited to rule Kiev in IX century. Ryurikovich dinasty ruled Russia until the end of XVI century.

Spelling may be different, like Rjurik and Varjag. But they were Normanns, Vikings or whatever you call them, and their dinasty ruled Russia until Boris Godunov and Polish invasion. So you can blame Tatars or Poles :D
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2004, 02:54:56 PM
Nice Boroda, had no idea :)

Now... can we have Kiev back please?
Title: I hate Norway
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on December 12, 2004, 04:56:56 PM
Blame the Polish.  They like being remembered by SOMEBODY.  :D

Besides, I'm sure they'd like it if someone in the world thought they were dangerous to somebody at some point in history.  Besides themselves that is.

:lol
Title: Re: Re: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 13, 2004, 08:08:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Ok.. this is were you lost me.


The Lyrics for "O Fortuna"
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 13, 2004, 08:34:51 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
The Lyrics for "O Fortuna"


aha...ok  :)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 13, 2004, 09:03:38 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
aha...ok  :)


Lemme guess.

You dont know what "O Fortuna" is right?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 13, 2004, 09:10:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
aha...ok  :)


Here. Soon as you hear it your gonna go "OHHHH I KNOW THAT"

O Fortuna (http://school.ort.spb.ru/library/Rudeeva/music/O,Fortuna1.mp3)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I hate Norway
Post by: Nilsen on December 13, 2004, 10:03:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Lemme guess.

You dont know what "O Fortuna" is right?



lol.. well i do now :D

classical