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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Hawklore on December 12, 2004, 10:19:42 AM
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THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!
!!!! It was on the news! Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator Phone: 765/771 - 3547 Pager : 765/420 - 6575
To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.
If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
292-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com Charles_bailey@csx.com
I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full"
Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.
TRy it; What have you got to lose????
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put the bong down hawklore and step away from it...
slowly....
thats it....
no dont look back look at me...
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Weird scam...
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It's been around for years, and has had many variants. You are simply a retard if you believe it.
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sure, add your self to that list, if ya want your email addy sold to every spammer on the planet
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yet another reason why home schooling is for your kids too!
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You ****ing *******s think I belived this ****ing ****..
God your ****ing morons you *****es
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Originally posted by Bodhi
yet another reason why home schooling is for your kids too!
(http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/294000/ngbbs3ca151668971a.jpg)
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What a Troll.... *swims away without looking*
:rolleyes:
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hey hawklore if you are interested I have a "friend" who made millions of this investment...ITS ALMOST TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR CLEMENT OKON
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES
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Your a$shats you know that..
I'm not stupid, I was showing how it's still going around..
F*U*CK*IN*G A$S*HOLES!
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Your a$shats you know that..
I'm not stupid, I was showing how it's still going around..
F*U*CK*IN*G A$S*HOLES!
oooh ooh teacher teacher.... TOS violation TOS violation...
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Originally posted by Hawklore
(http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/294000/ngbbs3ca151668971a.jpg)
for posterity
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Your a$shats you know that..
I'm not stupid, I was showing how it's still going around..
F*U*CK*IN*G A$S*HOLES!
you do realize that most of us do this to you because the reaction we recieve right? :lol
It's like seeing all the astricks and getting somone to circumvent the language filter makes those google searches totally worth it!
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Originally posted by Hawklore
You ****ing *******s think I belived this ****ing ****..
God your ****ing morons you *****es
btw, you learned all these wonderful retorts whiole home schooling I assume???
:rofl
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Your a$shats you know that..
I'm not stupid, I was showing how it's still going around..
F*U*CK*IN*G A$S*HOLES!
If your not exploding, Im not going!
(won't ride a MD80 either, unless it's DFW to ORD so there)
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Your a$shats you know that..
I'm not stupid, I was showing how it's still going around..
F*U*CK*IN*G A$S*HOLES!
someone is cirumventing the fouls lang. filter...................wont be long before the lil guy gets band too.........................
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anger managment is a good thing
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in
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Originally posted by boxboy28
someone is cirumventing the fouls lang. filter...................wont be long before the lil guy gets band too.........................
Which band? Whitesnake?
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Impressive!!! Its not Hawks fault he is a product of the floriduh librul school system... Its up to us to help him along in his pursuit of an education! Buckle up its going to be a bumpy ride!
IKON
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Originally posted by 1K0N
Impressive!!! Its not Hawks fault he is a product of the floriduh librul school system... Its up to us to help him along in his pursuit of an education! Buckle up its going to be a bumpy ride!
IKON
You can be a real bellybutton sometimes..
I'm more conservative then my grandparents...
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I missed my blood appointment on friday so now I'm fasting again. Needless to say, this really blows. Because of my dad's medical history, my internist, a good friend of the old man, has me checking my cholesterol about 4 times a year and I, a person who's always had an especially profound fear of needles, have gotten used to them. The internist also told me that if he finds evidence of me smokINg cigarettes, even one a week that he'd 'cut my balls off.' I'm averaging about 2-3 cigarettes every two weeks, which I generally have when out drinking with buddies. The two just sort of go hand in hand, you know?
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Originally posted by Hawklore
A$S*HOLES!
Dude can't even spell A$SHOLES right :( doesn't say much for the homeschooling community does it now?
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Originally posted by Vulcan
Dude can't even spell A$SHOLES right :( doesn't say much for the homeschooling community does it now?
Thats mean..
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And your previous posts in this thread arent?
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Thats mean..
To late to play the tard card, you're only hope is to run for the short-yellow bus!
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For a homeschooler thats a rough crowd that rides the Short-yellow bus, They'll beat him up,give him a swirly, then steal his lunch money.
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I studen of the homeskhool.... My brother, the Yusef, shows me everything he know on the subjects and the womens.
Hawklor, you friend now.
:) :) :)
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Anyone tried this new Holiday Spice Pepsi...I picked it up at the store thinking it was just Pepsi in a new wrapper. Boy, how was I wrong this **** tastes just like liquid cigarette butts.
Thanks alot, Pepsi for another one of your hit concoctions(Pepsi One, Pepsi Blue, Pepsi Clear, Pepsi Holiday Spice):mad:
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It was little Billy Norris's first day at the big school. All his life he had be taught at home by his mother and father but now he was getting ready for University and he had to get a proper transcript.
So here he was waiting on the corner for the school bus for the first time in his life. He had on new jeans and a clean golf shirt and a brand new pair of Nikes. Still he felt alone and afraid. His dad had bought him a new knapsack and he had his lunch and a binder in with with fresh sheets of paper and 2 pens inside. He really did not know what else to bring.
He looked at his watch, the bus was due in 10 minutes and still no one else was there. He wondered if he had shown up on the wrong day. No that was silly. Both his parents had helped him get to the stop early, his mother by serving his favortie breakfast and his father by driving him there. It was one of the only times his father had driven him anywhere as he had always encourgaged him to walk or ride his bike.
Five minutes later the other kids started to arrive. Vulcan and Pooh were the first to get there. They were both bullys but Billy did not know this as he had never met them before. They saw the new kid on the corner in his new cloths and with his new knapsack and decided to teach him a lesson.
"Hey kid what are you doing here" snarled Pooh as he took quick strides over to where Billy stood.
"Waiting for the bus. I was home schooled last year" replied Billy wondering what he had done to get the greasy looking kid upset with him.
"Well you are standing on our corner and that means you owe us some money" said Vulcan in an equally unfriendly voice.
"I don't have any except for some lunch money my Dad gave me" said Billy backing up and looking over his shoulder for help.
"Well we will just have to take that then" said Pooh "you can owe us the rest".
Billy could not take it anymore. He started yelling at the top of his voice "DAD DAD COME BACK". But his Dad had left long ago and he was alone.
Pooh did not like the shouting and stepped up and took a swing a Billys face. His fist connected hard with Billys forearm which had swung up instinctively to protect his face.
Pooh howled in anger. "Now you are really going to pay for that" he said shaking his injured fingers.
He and Vulcan steped in and started swinging.
That evening Billy's father came to the stop to pick him up. He waited anxiously as the Bus stopped. He had heard there had been trouble at the school and a kid or kids had been taken to the hospital and he was very concerned.
The bus doors opened and out steped Billy, still looking clean in his new cloths.
His father Chuck gave him and hug and asked how the day went. Billy said it was fine. No problem. His Dad was relieved. He wondered if teaching his son martial arts for the past 11 years at home had been a good thing. He had never been in a group situation before and Chuck was afraid he might have used his skills to get attention.
However he could see that his son was fine and he was relieved. The bus drove away and Chuck Norris noticed no one else got off.
"Are you the only one who uses this stop Billy" he asked?
Yes replied Billy. There used to be 2 other boys but they have decided to get home schooled this year.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
No fair no one told me Hawklore was a ninja!!!
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Ritalin . It`s not just for breakfast anymore.
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Originally posted by Habu
... a nerds fantasy
It doesn't work that way dude... unless Chuck Norris's kid is some noob who thinks posting email spam is cool.
Actually its kinda funny but I came across some old school reports from when I was 5:
Vulcan has had some difficulty accepting discipline. He is aggressive towards the other children and objects when they retaliate.
Sigh, the good old days, ok back to our scheduled beating of hawklore...
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OMGWTFIBTL.
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(HOME SKOOOLED edjamctiniot ebonics off.)
Hawk your asking to get your self BAN from the BBS and the GAME if you keep this up, grow up be an adult and know when you been (homers ebonics on) PO-WENDed!
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Just replyINg to the thread!!
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I fear someones INternet BBS posting priveledges are soon to be history.
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Hawklore -
What member of BOPS are you? I don't know if we have a Hawklore in here..lol
Are you BOPBOY?
If so, remove the sig material saying you are a BOP. If you're not Bopboy - fess up....BOP is at minimum a 20+ older squad..
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
Hawklore -
What member of BOPS are you? I don't know if we have a Hawklore in here..lol
Are you BOPBOY?
If so, remove the sig material saying you are a BOP. If you're not Bopboy - fess up....BOP is at minimum a 20+ older squad..
Falcnwng recruited me, I'll remove it, but I'm a BOP squadie...
It's just been a year or two since I've been able to play in the Main Arena..
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Originally posted by RightF00T
Anyone tried this new Holiday Spice Pepsi...I picked it up at the store thinking it was just Pepsi in a new wrapper. Boy, how was I wrong this **** tastes just like liquid cigarette butts.
Thanks alot, Pepsi for another one of your hit concoctions(Pepsi One, Pepsi Blue, Pepsi Clear, Pepsi Holiday Spice):mad:
**** you. I'm drinking a Pepsi One right ****ing now, ****er. ****. And the ***** you rode in on. Merry Christmas.
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hey porkpotato, as i am such a nice person, and i like you so very much. i went to the liberty of finding you a forum where you will be with people more like yourself.
http://ww2reenactors.proboards35.com/index.cgi?
also you may find this (http://www.home-school.com/) site to be a great place for you to meet friends!
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The ambulance that had taken Vulcan to the hospital after his beating was driving away from the emergency. They had left Vulcan on a stretcher in the front waiting area.
His injuries looked worse than they were. A few missing teeth, a bloody nose and some cuts that would need a stitch or two. However he had been wailing like a baby the whole time he had been there so the doctor had given him a seditive.
Right next to Vulcan was another stretcher that contained a man of similar age and build who also had sustained some facial injuries. He had been thrown head first into a wall while resisting arrest for drunk driving and he too was now out cold.
The police came in to collect him and take him to the local jail. He had bit one of the arresting officers and they were not pleased.
The officer walked up to Vulcan's stretcher and told the doctor "I was instructed to take this guy downtown for a statement. Is he ok to travel"?
The doctor thinking the police wanted to question Vulcan about the fight he had been in repied "I just gave him a seditive and he will be out for a while. His injuries are mostly superficial although he will need some dental work. Go ahead and take him if you need to".
The policeman smiled "Thanks doctor" and started to wheel him away. In his hurry to get the drunk driver to the station he neglected to check his ID and thus did not realize he had Vulcan instead.
He loaded Vulcan into his cruiser and drove to the jail. Once there Vulcan was unloaded roughly by the duty officer and put in a wheelchair still asleep.
The officers talked.
"This is the guy who bit my partner when we pulled him over for almost hitting that little kid."
"I hate drunk drivers" replied the duty officer.
"Yes they are the scum of the earth. He took a swing at us as well"
The duty officer looked down in contempt at Vulcan not realizing they had the wrong man. "You know I have a cell full of those homeschooled hillbillys back there. They were all arrested for incest and truancy. Real Deliverence types. I wonder what would happen if we put this scumbag in the cell with them for the night"
The other officer laughed. " Good idea, if anyone deserves a night like that this tard does".
Together they wheeled Vulcan into the back. At the cell door the duty officer got out his nightstick and raked it along the bars. "WAKE UP you sleeping beauties, I have a visitor for you"
Inside the cell four toothless balding fat and grinning hillbilly's looked over at Vulcan who was now starting to awaken.
The officer opened the cell door and though the still groggy Vulcan inside. "Have fun boys" he said with a laugh before quickly turning to leave.
The second officer laughed and followed him from the room.