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Post by: RedTop on December 14, 2004, 10:11:11 PM
http://www.texasbowhunter.com/video/2004/misc/big_deer_the_musical.wmv


This lil adventure I have heard cost a TON of money.

What a Dummy.:rofl :rofl

"I hope you got your check book":rofl
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Post by: Chairboy on December 14, 2004, 10:14:10 PM
Y'all messed up the link.  Don't click/copy, right click it and select 'Copy Shortcut' next time.
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Post by: RedTop on December 14, 2004, 10:16:19 PM
works now....heheheh
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Post by: NUKE on December 14, 2004, 10:23:15 PM
lol @ his buddies.....cutting him no slack at all. hahaha.
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Post by: Lizking on December 14, 2004, 10:29:09 PM
Homey ain't getting an invite back.
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Post by: LePaul on December 14, 2004, 11:05:09 PM
Music kinda over rides the voice, he shot a buck...no bucks allowed?  

:(
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Post by: majic on December 14, 2004, 11:27:24 PM
So, uhh, for us non hunters, uh, what did he do?
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Post by: Nash on December 14, 2004, 11:49:48 PM
That was pretty damn funny.

The doofus says something like "It was getting dark, I couldn't really see it..." Then he points off in the distance: "It was on top of this hill".

Yet... "the blood trail begins here." Right beside the truck. Right where he was standing.

The driver, shown with a beer in his hand, gets spooked and decides to ditch the scene of the crime... and gets back in the truck with his beer and drives away.

I still don't know what to make of it.
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Post by: classy man on December 15, 2004, 12:03:10 AM
a big  L:lol  O:lol  L at you all, down here in dixie theres rulez for hunting. especiallay big trophy bucks like that there. that ol boy is in trouble cause he went and blasted him to big a buck than he was sposed to kill maybe if you'de get out of your hi patootin urbin apartment and grow you a set of walnut bags with testausterone and go in the woods with a rifel and kill some stuuff you might just know these things.

>shakes head<:(
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Post by: Russian on December 15, 2004, 12:03:40 AM
I don't get it....
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Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:09:46 AM
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Originally posted by classy man
maybe if you'de get out of your hi patootin urbin apartment and grow you a set of walnut bags with testausterone and go in the woods with a rifel and kill some stuuff


LOL cheeeya right!

That looked like some real hard core... chit.

If you need "walnut bags" and (what was it?) testausterone to practically fall flat on yer face drunk while shootin' at stuff you can't even identify.... well... hell... Yer right. That's like, what?... the 'Nam.

Heavy stuff... I'm amazed they made it out of there alive.
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Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:12:22 AM
Nash = hooked by Classy Man.
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Post by: Russian on December 15, 2004, 12:12:23 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
LOL cheeeya right!

That looked like some real hard core... chit.

If you need "walnut bags" and (what was it?) testausterone to practically fall flat on yer face drunk while shootin' at stuff you can't even identify.... well... hell... Yer right. That's like, what?... the 'Nam.

Heavy stuff... I'm amazed they made it out of there alive.


ROFLOL, That's a good one :rofl  :rofl
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Post by: classy man on December 15, 2004, 12:20:27 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
LOL cheeeya right!

That looked like some real hard core... chit.

If you need "walnut bags" and (what was it?) testausterone to practically fall flat on yer face drunk while shootin' at stuff you can't even identify.... well... hell... Yer right. That's like, what?... the 'Nam.

Heavy stuff... I'm amazed they made it out of there alive.


excuse me there mr. big breeches but i dont take it litely when someboyd insults my way of livinng. so its not up your alley ? well hands off me and my freinds way of life. you need to sit down there and chill awhile there apartmetn dweller. before you start slamming me.:mad:
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Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:22:17 AM
Can I ask you a serious question?

Are you Orlick's brother, the Yusef?
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Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:23:04 AM
Nash, Nash, Nash....
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Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:24:21 AM
lol but what's the guy's prollem Nuke? christ....
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Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:28:50 AM
hehe, registered in '02 and only 20 something posts..... who knows?
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Post by: classy man on December 15, 2004, 12:33:01 AM
i would like to say i have no prollem no big one anyway. i have no beaf with you .just tryin to explain why that man was in trouble. does that not sit so well with you? why is so uptight or what??
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Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:41:28 AM
No, bud.

It's too late for your excuses.

This apartment dwelling big city boy is about to kick your arse.

Pick the time and the place. And guess what? You get to bring a gun.

And one of your friends....

But the deal is... Your friend has to stand within 3 feet of me.....
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Post by: Russian on December 15, 2004, 12:45:15 AM
Wasn't classyman someones "fun" account?
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Post by: classy man on December 15, 2004, 12:47:29 AM
i see thru your jokes and hijinx. i dont play that game. but i tell you this one, youere aviatar looks right. x marks the spot. the spot where i'll hit you so hard youere momma will fart.
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Post by: Gunslinger on December 15, 2004, 12:51:18 AM
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Originally posted by classy man
i would like to say i have no prollem no big one anyway. i have no beaf with you .just tryin to explain why that man was in trouble. does that not sit so well with you? why is so uptight or what??


So am I to understand that you can't shoot the big deer.....just the little one?  and you are supposed to defferentiate between the two in a split second?

EDIT:  Also after a visit to http://www.perlitzranch.com it seems that this was a setup hunt.  What I gathered was the guy in the truck was probably one of the employees of the ranch or something and was pissed off.

Does having a larger buck help for breeding other deer to hunt?
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Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:55:06 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
"... and you are supposed to defferentiate between the two in a split second?"



Okay that's the thing...

"A split second"?

Like - it's charging you and it's a life or death call? Shoot or be trampled?

If there is a law like that, then... if you can't identify it in a split second - if that's all you have - I'm guessing that it's best to just not shoot until you can identify it?

Call me crazy....
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Post by: kevykev56 on December 15, 2004, 12:55:19 AM
The deal on those ranches is you pay for the size buck you shoot. Its private land and you pay the ranch for room board and all dead animals. I went to their website, 9000 acres and they dont even list the prices for deer, you have to call.

A deer that size, maybe 130-140 class deer is prob gona cost that man around $4K. Depends on the outfit but it could be higher. If he was there to shoot a smaller buck then he could be looking at $2k. Sounds like they werent the typical high rollers that visit those places.

RHIN0
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Post by: Gunslinger on December 15, 2004, 12:57:04 AM
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Originally posted by kevykev56
The deal on those ranches is you pay for the size buck you shoot. A deer that size, maybe 130-140 class deer is prob gona cost that man around $4K. Depends on the outfit but it could be higher. If he was there to shoot a smaller buck then he could be looking at $2k. Sounds like they werent the typical high rollers that visit those places.

RHIN0


that would explain the "break out the checkbook" comment

Nash I'm not a hunter by any means.  I figured the deer get spooked easily and you got to hit them before they run off.


Geesh just to hunt dove or quail there its like $600
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Post by: Saintaw on December 15, 2004, 04:18:15 AM
You guys pay 4K to shoot something that doesn't eat meat? lol
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Post by: Nilsen on December 15, 2004, 04:46:13 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
You guys pay 4K to shoot something that doesn't eat meat? lol


lol :D
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Post by: airbumba on December 15, 2004, 06:41:49 AM
4 Grand!!!! Jeeeeesus, we'll  make a few calls and we can get the buck whacked for that price!..lol.
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Post by: RedTop on December 15, 2004, 10:30:33 AM
After just a very small amount of looking...I think it cost him about 12k for killing that deer.

Here , we have Managed Game ranches. So , when you pay to hunt there you are allowed to kill certain size deer. Older deer , with what would be smaller racks ,(even though they are still nice size). They try to keep the younger deer with the BIG racks on the ranch for breeding of the Does so that when the HIGH rollers want to kil a trophy they have them. It also helps with the breeding in making the deer bigger and stronegr and nicer racks.

Anyway that numbnut shot a trophy that was probably 3 or 4 years old. BIG NO NO.

I haven't been to one of those ranches. I have always hunted at a lease , where you pay for the season and get you limit and thats that. Hard for me to hunt like those guys.

Get taken to your stand where your SURE to see a deer.

Drinking Beer and stuff.

Get picked up by a guide....Just seems a bit "Soft" to me.

I figure that deer prolly dressed at maybe 100 pounds. and thats a BIG maybe. So..it was 120.00 a pound for that meat:rofl

ANd no matter HOW long you boil those horns:rofl ya cant get em soft enuff to eat:rofl
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Post by: eskimo2 on December 15, 2004, 04:33:17 PM
I come from a place where a lot of folks hunt and fish because it can be very economical.  A lot of people do spend big bucks on boats and planes for hunting, but many others just but a license and one box of ammo with the expectation to feed the family for the winter with hundreds of pounds of moose meat.  

It is amazing to me that folks spend this kind of money to hunt this way.  You could buy a hunting trip to Alaska for what these guys spend.

eskimo
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Post by: Lizking on December 15, 2004, 05:01:40 PM
Eskimo, don't get me started on what some of these yahoos, including my family, waste on hunting.  Now thousands to maybe hook a grander, that is money well spent....
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Post by: rpm on December 15, 2004, 05:10:55 PM
$4 Grand for a deer?

I am proud to announce the Grand Opening of RPM's Huntorama. No appointment nessessary, bring cash.
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Post by: RedTop on December 15, 2004, 05:11:30 PM
Eskimo...

I used to be on a lease. 600.00 for the season. That got me 3 hunting spots , a camp house (Wood Stove Heated only) , and a Smoke house to smoke Jerky and Sausage if I wanted. WHich I did MANY a weekend.....Anyways....

I had to supply my own food , feed , gun , shells , and whatever else. All total in a year of hunting I may have spent 1500.00 on everything. Between driving to the lease and all the stuff...prolly that a year.

It was great fun. Killed alot of deer there as well.

What thses guys do is NOT hunting at all in my book. It's just pay , sit , shoot , and go home. Heak they clean the deer for ya. Package it up  if ya like.

Hunting like that just has never been my bag.

Shoot a 12 point and the story goes somoething like....

Well there was 22 deer in the corn..I just sat and waited for the right one to move into a clear shot then BANG. They picked me up in the truck and took the deer to be processed. I got back and had a few beers and bragged about what a great hunter I was.

Those deer...although very smart..are really confined..and just a matter of time. It's not at all what I call Hunting. Its more of a champagne Killing ranch.:(
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Post by: SLO on December 15, 2004, 05:20:50 PM
and you call that.....sporting

shootin a rifle is NOT sporting...its just fun

me ramming your face in the boards with a 6 inch wood in your sternum, now thats un-SPORTS man like conduct:D

or me throwing a high fast ball right at your face, now thats sporting...

SHOOTIN A RIFLE is fun, not sporting
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Post by: RedTop on December 15, 2004, 05:30:36 PM
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Originally posted by SLO
and you call that.....sporting

shootin a rifle is NOT sporting...its just fun

me ramming your face in the boards with a 6 inch wood in your sternum, now thats un-SPORTS man like conduct:D

or me throwing a high fast ball right at your face, now thats sporting...

SHOOTIN A RIFLE is fun, not sporting


:rofl I guess you hunt grizzly bears with a butter knife to.:rofl

SLO..are your EYES that brown or are you just that full of crap?:rofl
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Post by: storch on December 15, 2004, 05:43:25 PM
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Originally posted by classy man
i see thru your jokes and hijinx. i dont play that game. but i tell you this one, youere aviatar looks right. x marks the spot. the spot where i'll hit you so hard youere momma will fart.


That's sig material right there.  You tell'm classyman!!
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Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 05:49:14 PM
Yeah real clever. Not only that, but it'd be a hell of an impressive feat. My "momma" hasn't farted for about 6 years, "classyman"...
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Post by: rpm on December 15, 2004, 05:53:54 PM
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Originally posted by classy man
i see thru your jokes and hijinx. i dont play that game. but i tell you this one, youere aviatar looks right. x marks the spot. the spot where i'll hit you so hard youere momma will fart.

Mr.Black is back!
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Post by: RedTop on December 15, 2004, 06:05:21 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
So am I to understand that you can't shoot the big deer.....just the little one?  and you are supposed to defferentiate between the two in a split second?

EDIT:  Also after a visit to http://www.perlitzranch.com it seems that this was a setup hunt.  What I gathered was the guy in the truck was probably one of the employees of the ranch or something and was pissed off.

Does having a larger buck help for breeding other deer to hunt?


Yes Gun..it was a "setup" hunt so to speak.

Yes  , leaving the Younger biger bucks to do the breeding is best.:)
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Post by: Lizking on December 15, 2004, 06:13:57 PM
Well, to be exact, the size in pounds of the buck doesn't matter; these are all dog-deer in size.  What matters are the antlers, how many points, spread, and tine size.  That deer had some drop points, which for some reason are desirable, though I think they ruin a rack.
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Post by: RedTop on December 15, 2004, 06:19:58 PM
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Originally posted by Lizking
Well, to be exact, the size in pounds of the buck doesn't matter; these are all dog-deer in size.  What matters are the antlers, how many points, spread, and tine size.  That deer had some drop points, which for some reason are desirable, though I think they ruin a rack.



agreed:aok
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Post by: Gunslinger on December 15, 2004, 06:37:53 PM
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Originally posted by Lizking
Well, to be exact, the size in pounds of the buck doesn't matter; these are all dog-deer in size.  What matters are the antlers, how many points, spread, and tine size.  That deer had some drop points, which for some reason are desirable, though I think they ruin a rack.


can you post a pic of what your talking about?   I've never had this all splained to me before
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Post by: Lizking on December 15, 2004, 06:55:52 PM
Google "Boone & Crockett", and it will explain it.

 We bought a 60 year old hardware store a couple of years ago in East Texas.  The owner had always had a yearly "big buck" contest and awarded the winner a nice deer rifle, with the caveat that the store got the mount.  When we got the store, there were about 30 mounts, and some really nice racks.  These were East Texas deer, though, and dressed out way over (175#) what this Edwards plateau and white-brush hunter is used to (100#).  Even those are tiny compared to a Minnesota or Wisconsin deer, though.
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Post by: Gunslinger on December 15, 2004, 07:03:09 PM
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Originally posted by Lizking
Google "Boone & Crockett", and it will explain it.

 We bought a 60 year old hardware store a couple of years ago in East Texas.  The owner had always had a yearly "big buck" contest and awarded the winner a nice deer rifle, with the caveat that the store got the mount.  When we got the store, there were about 30 mounts, and some really nice racks.  These were East Texas deer, though, and dressed out way over (175#) what this Edwards plateau and white-brush hunter is used to (100#).  Even those are tiny compared to a Minnesota or Wisconsin deer, though.


http://www.boone-crockett.org/ is a good tool, thanks.  I was just curious what "drop points"  are those points that go down instead of up?
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Post by: Lizking on December 15, 2004, 07:05:38 PM
Yes, they point down and are a sign of an abnormal buck, in my opinion.  Same with a lot of the B&C records.  I do not agree with rewarding abnormalities.  There is an ideal rack, and that is what the score should be based on.  Again, in my opinion.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on December 15, 2004, 07:13:47 PM
This all I got out of the clip

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/581_1103158992_mjdeer.jpg)

Lousy quality brought to you by:
"Lazyness, now only $9.99 at your local drug dealer.".
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Post by: kevykev56 on December 15, 2004, 09:56:56 PM
I dont think the deer these guys are hunting are "Dog Sized" Maybe black tail or south Florida deer but these?


Perlitz Ranch Trophies (http://www.perlitzranch.com/html/trophy.htm)

This is the outfit they were hunting with. Well at least what addy was on the video.


RHIN0
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Post by: RTStuka on December 15, 2004, 10:03:40 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
$4 Grand for a deer?

I am proud to announce the Grand Opening of RPM's Huntorama. No appointment nessessary, bring cash.



Can I hunt Wabbits.