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Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Orlick on December 15, 2004, 12:13:24 AM
"that these were not the Muslim"?

Gunmans sieze the bus of Greeks (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6715678/)

My Brother, the Yusef, betted me $17 that these mans are the Muslim. He say that the Muslim, they hold monopli on this activities. I say nothing because mother in law pass the gas that moment, and I try to keep mouth closed so not to taste her inside.

The Yusef say that these Muslim will either kill themselves and everyone too, or just themselves, or just everyone, but that killing will happen.

The Muslim, he say, kill because the Allah, who live in the hell, like watching violent forign movie.
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:18:47 AM
okay, I'm gonna bite and say:

Nash?
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:31:10 AM
Nah... never done shades...

But I aint rulin' it out... I may have a future in shades someday. At the moment, it's too much work being me.

Plus... the stuff Orlick is fishing with is outside of my scope. I'm not down with the whole Arab Jewish Middle East thing.

My guess? Airhead or MT. But then again I thought Kerry had it in the bag.

Can't help ya. :)
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Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:31:42 AM
Hey Nash, would you be honest and let me know if my instinct was correct? ;)  I wont tell.
 
I kinda narrowed it down to you very early but didn't want say anything.
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:33:02 AM
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Originally posted by Nash
Nah... never done shades...

But I aint rulin' it out... I may have a future in shades someday. At the moment, it's too much work being me.

Plus... the stuff Orlick is fishing with is outside of my scope. I'm not down with the whole Arab Jewish Middle East thing.

My guess? Airhead or MT. But then again I thought Kerry had it in the bag.

Can't help ya. :)


Well, writing style reminds me of either you or Airhead.

Just looked like some of your mail in Diplomacy. :)
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 12:36:42 AM
Seriously it aint me.

But the guy is hilarious...

His mother-in-law "passes gas" and he closes his mouth not to "taste her insides"? Pretty funny.

I can't be arsed to figure out exactly what he's trying to say, but instead let his words kind of wash over me. I read it like poetry or a Haiku.

Kind of a nice addition around here imho.
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Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 12:43:40 AM
well you and Airhead are the most humorous mo-foe's here, so it's gotta be Airhead.

Airhead, you salamander! Fess up.

MT doesn't have it in him. My theory has been you first, Airhead second. 'Course, I'm probably way wrong in a Gshlitz kinda way.....
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Airhead on December 15, 2004, 01:20:46 AM
Ain't me, Nuke. I'd admit it if it was, or at least not say anything at all, but it's not me... shades accounts are strictly forbidden under the rules of the Internet Trolling Association.
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Nash on December 15, 2004, 01:29:56 AM
Know what?

I'd hate to blow his cover.... but my boy Neubob is a hella smart kid...

I get teary eyed just thinkin' about him... I want to call him 'son'.

Even though that's kind of sick.

But... he's got the juice for this kind of thing.
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Airhead on December 15, 2004, 01:43:38 AM
Maybe...he's a writer, appreciated ClassyMan, likes Ali G and has a great sense of humor... Frankly I'm surprised the guy is a Republican. ;)
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Post by: NUKE on December 15, 2004, 01:45:00 AM
Me thinks you two f*ags are up to no good.
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Orlick on December 15, 2004, 05:38:45 AM
You making me very hard life in my home

I making the posting on forum for to discuss with fake aeroplane drivers the topics, and all time they thinking I somebody they know.

My brother, the Yosef, he tell me when man do very visible crime, man want become captured. Man need attention, so he make crime for public to see. Example, Som of Sam, Cannibal Lekter and Al Bundy, who kill the womens and boyfriend for fun, and sometimes food.

But I man who not want get caught! I not criminal! I man of posting news and idea for forum.

The Yosef, say he will make me sleep on floor if he see me try to be superstar of forum again:( :( He not think I Andrew Clay or Jerry Siefield. He yell and throw radish instead.

I go room now. Mother in law telling dog my bladder loose, and dog believe. Stupid dog. I go toilet all time. Mother in law not go toilet in 2 week:( :(
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 15, 2004, 07:18:28 AM
Cannibal Lekter and Al Bundy... :D

(http://www.hoeckisworld.de/Al_Bundy/bal2.jpeg)
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: lazs2 on December 15, 2004, 07:50:19 AM
he  can use whatever avatar he wants... maybe he admires nazi equipment too.

lazs
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on December 15, 2004, 07:54:28 AM
One things for sure, he's a fan of gun control.
-SW
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Post by: lazs2 on December 15, 2004, 08:15:05 AM
as annoying as I find yours.... I see no real reason why someone can't just steal it and use it.

lazs
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Post by: lazs2 on December 15, 2004, 08:35:04 AM
no crime in stealing your annoying avatar that I can see.  

lazs
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Post by: slimm50 on December 15, 2004, 09:55:04 AM
Nice try GScholz. First ya post under a shade, then ya argue with it. Nice touch, that.


I VOTE FOR GSCHOLZ!
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Post by: Masherbrum on December 15, 2004, 10:07:35 AM
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Originally posted by GScholz
Of course you don't. You are after all a criminal.


Those criminals are Australian.  :p

Karaya
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: GtoRA2 on December 15, 2004, 10:21:57 AM
Strangely I thought it was GScholz right of the bat as well...


But I do not really think it is him. No offense GS but you seem way to uptight for this type of troll.
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Post by: Ping on December 15, 2004, 01:01:41 PM
Yah....I cant believe that you forgot to change yur avatar.
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Post by: Pooh21 on December 15, 2004, 01:13:54 PM
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Originally posted by Ping
Yah....I cant believe that you forgot to change yur avatar.


:rofl :rofl :rofl


I didnt think it was GSholz, because the Yusef would have long since beat him like the proverbial RHSC
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Orlick on December 15, 2004, 06:09:51 PM
Now, they saying hostage makers Russian, or Albino... Maybe not the Muslim. Nobody die, and the Allah, he not laughing from the hell.

I become happy because my winning bet with my brother, The Yusef, and say he owe me $17 and the Yusef, he agree, but then say I owe him $12873 for last 3 year rent and food expense... He say he taking $17 off bill but now I must to pay or he make me sleep in crawlplace.:(

I no like how the Amerka make the Yusef. He like the dollar and not like me, or mother in law... He like dog, and feed them the good radish.

I want be like the Yusef, and make millions of pennies, but the Yusef, he say I must to labor for him. I tell him I may not to make my goings to Finlandia because if so, I may not come back to Amerka.

Staga, you good gentleman... May stay with you and your mother-in-law.

G-slotz, I sorry about avatard. You tell say you not like your so you give it me. I like you, G-slotz, you good gentleman too... Maybe you make new avatard and I have one you using now??

Orlick is liking to cry now.:(
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: GtoRA2 on December 15, 2004, 06:15:41 PM
man I hate albino terrorists.... Those bastages with there pink eyes....



They hate all people who can tan.......




They are the real threat and Bosh just ignores them.........


I like to call them the pink plague........
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Estes on December 15, 2004, 06:28:36 PM
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Originally posted by Orlick
Now, they saying hostage makers Russian, or Albino... Maybe not the Muslim. Nobody die, and the Allah, he not laughing from the hell.

I become happy because my winning bet with my brother, The Yusef, and say he owe me $17 and the Yusef, he agree, but then say I owe him $12873 for last 3 year rent and food expense... He say he taking $17 off bill but now I must to pay or he make me sleep in crawlplace.:(

I no like how the Amerka make the Yusef. He like the dollar and not like me, or mother in law... He like dog, and feed them the good radish.

I want be like the Yusef, and make millions of pennies, but the Yusef, he say I must to labor for him. I tell him I may not to make my goings to Finlandia because if so, I may not come back to Amerka.

Staga, you good gentleman... May stay with you and your mother-in-law.

G-slotz, I sorry about avatard. You tell say you not like your so you give it me. I like you, G-slotz, you good gentleman too... Maybe you make new avatard and I have one you using now??

Orlick is liking to cry now.:(


grunherz?
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: Neubob on December 16, 2004, 01:42:23 AM
A republican!!??

Sounds so... Partisan. I always liked to hold myself out to be a moderate-pragmatist--or whatever the buzzterm was for a guy who was non-commital and more or less unaggressive so long as his toes didn't get stepped on too much.

As for Orlick. I guess the answer to the question of who he really is can be summed by the answer to another question:

"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

And the answer is:
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3, if you bite after the third.
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: jetb123 on December 16, 2004, 02:09:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Orlick
You making me very hard life in my home

I making the posting on forum for to discuss with fake aeroplane drivers the topics, and all time they thinking I somebody they know.

My brother, the Yosef, he tell me when man do very visible crime, man want become captured. Man need attention, so he make crime for public to see. Example, Som of Sam, Cannibal Lekter and Al Bundy, who kill the womens and boyfriend for fun, and sometimes food.

But I man who not want get caught! I not criminal! I man of posting news and idea for forum.

The Yosef, say he will make me sleep on floor if he see me try to be superstar of forum again:( :( He not think I Andrew Clay or Jerry Siefield. He yell and throw radish instead.

I go room now. Mother in law telling dog my bladder loose, and dog believe. Stupid dog. I go toilet all time. Mother in law not go toilet in 2 week:( :(
 Who ever you are your the funniest person on these boards lol!
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: lazs2 on December 16, 2004, 08:41:20 AM
I like orlicks avatar better anyway.

lazs
Title: Is there a chance?
Post by: NUKE on December 16, 2004, 10:33:44 PM
guess what?
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Post by: Shuckins on December 16, 2004, 10:52:09 PM
Would delaying sexual release be a form of gun control?

Just curious.