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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: eskimo2 on December 17, 2004, 04:24:41 PM
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Do any of you know first hand what its like? After things heal, does everything feel and pretty much work the same? (Excluding the obvious absence of little invisible swimmers) Can you even tell that you’ve had one? Also, how much pain is there and how long does it last? Any regrets?
eskimo
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Suck it up !!! ... No regrets !!!
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Ask Mighty1, he has a good story about it.
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So does HBlair.
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LOL i heard your balls swell up like the guy in mietlas Avatards belly! :lol
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Be a man. Jog home.
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Originally posted by boxboy28
LOL i heard your balls swell up like the guy in mietlas Avatards belly! :lol
You won't believe how big they swell up - i.e. Grapefruits
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Oh good grief guys, it's not that big a deal. They give you one of these (http://www.engelmannantiques.com/4959.jpg) to put your apple in after the surgey so you can go about your day to day business. Simple procedure really.
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Had it done on a Friday, and played keeper on my indoor soceer team the following Tuesday.
Follow the instructions for the first three days TO THE LETTER! DO NOT LIFT ANYTHING HEAVIER THAN YOUR HAND during that time, and you will heal quickly.
Also wear compression shorts for 2 or so weeks after and all will be good.
As far as everything working, I was a stud before and I'm even more of a stud now.
No regrets.
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What stringer says....BUT what I can say is that effects every man differently. ME it took about a week and a half before I was really mobile again. I know a guy that was playing basketball the next day.
Basically it was like this.....I chose to be awake.
The Doc scared the watermelon out of me by putting the biggest needle I've ever seen on the seringe but I soon realized that's just for sucking out the pain killer.
THE SMALL needle OTOH inserted into each of my nuts a few times felt like somone had vicegrips on my nads. IT FRIGGEN HURT!!!!!!!!!
That was pretty much the only pain I had and watched the whole procedure wich was kinda cool.
The funniest part was having to "tea bag" my nuts in warm water to aid the stitches in falling out. Hope I've been helpfull Good Luck
:aok
OH PS: after everything is normal again EVERYTHING IS normal again if ya catch my drift ;)
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Yup, grapefruits. My friend's dad sat in an easy chair in pain, wearing a mumu for a week. So, uh, good luck with the surgery, buddy! :p
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best friend had it at age 28 LOL 4 kids by then....
he was sittin in his recliner for 2 days after, and NO lifting for a week minium,
he says plumbing all good, though a bit of lost libito.... uses that stuff from the TV ads with the retro commercials.
oh yeah no sex for like 2+ weeks
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I know a dude who did it... Iced his groin for a few days, ached for a couple of weeks, seems normal afterwards.
Another guy I know who did it regretted it and tried to have it reversed a few years later. Reversal seemed to hurt more, pain lasted longer, dunno if it was successful though. Oh yea, reversal costs more too, couple of grand IIRC.
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Originally posted by eagl
I know a dude who did it... Iced his groin for a few days, ached for a couple of weeks, seems normal afterwards.
Another guy I know who did it regretted it and tried to have it reversed a few years later. Reversal seemed to hurt more, pain lasted longer, dunno if it was successful though. Oh yea, reversal costs more too, couple of grand IIRC.
bud's doc warned him a bunch of times...
reversal HURTS like a SOB
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Had mine done .. it feels like being nutted for the entire procedure. Quite uncomfortable for 24-48 hours. I had a slight side effect .. scar tissue around a suture prevented it from dissolving and left me with a 'tumor' for a while.
As for now. Everything works, but at times when my boys shift from working or even walking causes that 'gutache' like I was nutted. Rarely, but at times when having sex the same thing happens.
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Originally posted by skernsk
As for now. Everything works, but at times when my boys shift from working or even walking causes that 'gutache' like I was nutted. Rarely, but at times when having sex the same thing happens.
I think you just need to tell the guy not to grip your nuts so tightly. :p
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Originally posted by Stringer
Follow the instructions for the first three days TO THE LETTER! DO NOT LIFT ANYTHING HEAVIER THAN YOUR HAND during that time, and you will heal quickly.
How do I go pee? :confused:
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This should make up your mind ;)
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=45322&highlight=vasectomy
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No problems, no worries, no regrets.
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Boy, cant say I've read a thread and sweat so much
Eeek!
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I had mine done about 6 years ago. hardly any pain except for the needle and ripping off the tape that held my fun stick to my stomach. After that I sat in a chair for a day and had my wife wait on me which is a switch. :D I had no swelling whats so ever and had just some minor aching.
Make sure you get a doctor who has done a bunch of these. mine had done about 1200 before he got to me.
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Originally posted by Ozark
How do I go pee? :confused:
:D
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Do any of you know first hand what its like? After things heal, does everything feel and pretty much work the same? (Excluding the obvious absence of little invisible swimmers) Can you even tell that you’ve had one? Also, how much pain is there and how long does it last? Any regrets?
eskimo
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=45322&referrerid=3203
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Had mine done 8 years ago this coming January.
I took 15mg of Tranxene, drove myself the 80 miles to the clinic, watched em prep me, tape the fun stick to my stomach, had to make the doc raise my head so's I could witness him clipping the second cord. The wife had her head laid on the table I was laying on so she wouldn't pass out....lol!
Not much pain, not until about two hours afterward, when I got home. And the pain wasn't THAT bad....Advil 800mg and I was fine, that and an ice pack.
Back to work the next day, with just some minor discomfort from time to time over the next week. Kinda like, if I moved too fast or too rough, it felt like I had bumped the jewels against something, but nothing drastic or agonizing.
Suck it up, get it done.
No decrease in my libido (to the disappointment of the wife) or functionality.
I did get to kid her alot about having a popup flag inserted to say "BANG!" since all I was doing anymore was shooting blanks.........:D
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I laughed so hard reading the other V thread. Reading those brought some pain too...
Short Story...
Playing street hockey in neighborhood. We let some girls play, cause you know had to show off. I had 4 girls on my team, then myself and the goalie. Well after about 20 minutes of play, one of the girls decides to take her luck at a slapshot. It was a perfect "goal post" shot, if you get my drift. Boy, pretty hard to act macho between barfing and watering eyes. She made up for it later, she felt bad.
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
This should make up your mind ;)
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=45322&highlight=vasectomy
that's the one. Read Mighty1' post
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So basically they just open up your balls and tie your man tubes up and your left with some 13 year old girl's voice??? And your boys are left inside?
"No thanks!":confused:
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a soft, dull pain eminates from Cmdr cOct.
donny feels funny down there... JUST LIKE I DID BACK IN 2002!!!!! DO NOT PUNT THAT THREAD.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Do any of you know first hand what its like? After things heal, does everything feel and pretty much work the same? (Excluding the obvious absence of little invisible swimmers) Can you even tell that you’ve had one? Also, how much pain is there and how long does it last? Any regrets?
eskimo
You will notice no difference at all.
the only "problem" I came across was a few days after the procedure when I was coaching Pop Warner to 7-8 year olds and was working on some line drills and blocking methods with one of em and he accidently punched me in the groin.
My son. knowing what I had had done thought it was hillarious and proceeded to tell EVERYONE why he thought it was so funny.
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Other than the numbing The other worst part about the thing was him pulling on the cords, I could feel it in my stomach.
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What is the point? Pull your stick back.
Let the bullets fly somewhere else. Or else use a deflector sheild.
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I think slappin on a rubber would be better:(
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And married men do this?:confused:
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Originally posted by Regular
use a deflector sheild.
an evil creation by women to make us men uncomfortable
man i HATE rubbers lol
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I thought keyboard companys designed them!! Easy cleaning.;)
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had it done about 10:00 am in the morning, gave them a test drive that night to make sure everything was OK , but was then very sore for 3-4 days. Not sure they were meant to be let out for a run that early on.
a few weeks later you are supposed to take a sample back for evaluation ( which I didn't - how hard can be to knot some tubes ? ) .
but my neighbor did , and was running late between appointments, with no chance to go home , so had to pull up by the side of the road to deliver the sample into the bottle. Could be dangerous business , you'd need to be careful where you parked ;)
It's all good though - get it done.
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Originally posted by hblair
Oh good grief guys, it's not that big a deal. They give you one of these (http://www.engelmannantiques.com/4959.jpg) to put your apple in after the surgey so you can go about your day to day business. Simple procedure really.
:rofl :rofl
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Remember that look in your dog's eyes when you had him fixed.........
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Originally posted by Heater
Remember that look in your dog's eyes when you had him fixed.........
Yeah, that drugged looked! WOOOO HOOO DRUGS! ;)
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Originally posted by Regular
What is the point? Pull your stick back.
Let the bullets fly somewhere else. Or else use a deflector sheild.
If you really think pulling back and letting fly somewhere else is going to protect you from accidental parenthood you may be in for a BIG surprise one day.
The pre ejaculation fluid often carries some sperm cells in it.
And all it takes is 1
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Other than the numbing The other worst part about the thing was him pulling on the cords, I could feel it in my stomach.
Yanno I had almost forgotten about that.
Didnt "hurt"
But it was a weird sentation
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Honestly, no big deal...
1. Follow the Doc's instructions and you will be fine. Get it done on a Friday, take it easy for the weekend, your back to work Monday w/ no problems.
1a. Take the valium if offered... it's a really good trip. About the time we hit our driveway, it was wearing off. I told the wife to turn around and go back to the hospital for more... She didn't. I wasn't in pain, just wanted more Dr. Feelgood.
2. Rubbers suck.... Ask any married man who is accostomed to the sword being unsheathed... you never want to go back.
3. After your week or two of healing, your back in the saddle. After about six weeks, take your sample in for the "All Clear Message."
One of the best things I've done. No worries about any more college education funds, etc... Didn't have any affect on my libido, much to the wife's disappointment...:D
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Ok now how many had it done at the wifes urging because the wife promised something along the lines of,
"We could have sex more because I wouldnt have to worry about becomming pregnant again"?
Freaken liars.
If thats why your thinking of having it done dont do it.
She will just think of another excuse
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Ok now how many had it done at the wifes urging because the wife promised something along the lines of,
"We could have sex more because I wouldnt have to worry about becomming pregnant again"?
Freaken liars.
If thats why your thinking of having it done dont do it.
She will just think of another excuse
WOW, and I thought I was the only one. :eek:
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Heh .. I had it done because I don't want any more kids. It's easier and recovery is quicker to have a vasectomy over a histerectomy.
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Other than the numbing The other worst part about the thing was him pulling on the cords, I could feel it in my stomach.
Doc would tug on the cords and my lower jaw would open (':p')
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OK here’s the deal.
The idea is mine, not my wife’s. Since we started dating we have been debating on whether to have two or three kids. We have two now. This summer we decided to make it three; my wife is due in May. We have always used the pill as our BC. One thing that we have both noticed is that her libido goes up a bit when she is off it. She takes very good care of me, but I’m all for an increased (or her natural) libido. We are guaranteed a C-section delivery. My wife will be recovering from the surgery and we will have to abstain for awhile. (Been there, done that, twice.) I’m thinking of having it done after the baby is born and everyone is home safe and sound. I’ve done a bit of online research on top this thread, such as: Planned Parenthood (http://www.plannedparenthood.org/bc/allaboutvas.htm#4) & alt.support.vasectomy (http://www.vasectomy-information.com/indexie.asp)
It does not sound that bad compared to all of the other alternatives.
eskimo
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Once you're sure you've sired all the kids you want, vasectomy is the closest you can get to spontaneous sex and no conception worries. Easier than woman getting her cords cut, although that is often done right after childbirth, I think, as a sort of finale to the delivery process forever.
Heh, I forgot about what some others have mentioned ... that strange sensation when the guy's cords are actually cut. I felt like a bass violin, as if a taut string between my big toe and the top of my head went twang and was gone -- great country song: Got a Double Twanger Banger for My Baby.
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Eskimo i can confirm or at least in my case that the sexual rations increased dramatically once wife was off the pill.
Your own drive will not suffer at all.
Having it done unless the doc is pissed should be no problem.
Couple of things if its a lazer cut jobbie be prepared for the smell of burnt meat :D
Everybody hangs different but a constant so the nurses told me is one always hangs lower than the other.
So when it comes time to find the tube the docs tend to deal with the low ball first, easier to find and deal with.
So any pain is more likely with the second ball, that should give you something to look forward too :D
For me the only pain was the lazer on the second, made me jump but was over so fast it was of no consequence.
Took 3 days off work 2 days sitting on my butt doing nothing, not even getting up to answer the door well ok i did once and ached for hours after so cancelled that for a hobby.
They sent me home with a box of painkillers, never needed any.
No real swelling just black and blue.
Nurses wrapped them in a turban style dressing and slung in a jock strap for a week whilst up on my feet.
Best bit about it was trolleyed into the operating room to have 4 young RAF nurses cluster around with your bollocks dangling between your spread apart legs, whilst one of them instructs them in the fine art of painting the area with iodine.
To this day i am ashamed I could not get a hint of a woody :D
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I don't know about you guys but I find it to be a comforting thought that so many 13th tas guys are neutered.
lazs
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:D
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Too late though, Lazs.... I've already sired 3:p
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Originally posted by lazs2
I don't know about you guys but I find it to be a comforting thought that so many 13th tas guys are neutered.
Most of 'em were shooting blanks anyway! :lol
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how much does all this cost?
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Just go to the nearest cattle ranch. The cost is minimal... or you can DIY.
(http://www.valleyvet.com/catalog_images/22998A.jpg)
Banding tool for any size bull (300 lbs.-3000 lbs). Applies solid latex band (not tubing) around the apple for more reliable results. Heavier aluminum clip secures band to eliminate slippage. Ready-made rubber loops load quickly, reducing application time by as much as 200% over other band castrators. Painless, non-stressful to animal, without blood loss. Spring loaded indicator senses proper tightness. apple should fall off in 20 to 30 days. A tetanus toxoid injection should be given at the time of castration. Bander kit comes with 5 loops, cutter, video, carrying case.
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Oh, rubber banding is not too secure.
Better squash them or cutte'm out.
(Well, I am a cattlefarmer after all)
Anyway, why doesn't your old lady just eat the pill?
Or are you scared of other possibilities, hehe :D
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Okay Angus so you prefer this?
(http://www.livestockconcepts.com/images/Henderson_Castrating_Tool.JPG)
A new instrument and technique that minimizes blood loss and risk of hemorrhage through the severed cord. Utilizes twisting action which effectively closes the severed cord. Used with a standard, variable-speed electric drill (not included) – a cordless unit is best for convenience and safety. May be used on any age bull, but is an especially effective method to use on older heavier bulls (500 to 900 lbs.) where it is important to minimize the risk of blood loss, swelling, and infection. Easy-to-use and faster than many other forms of castration.
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don't worry eskimo, heard they have perfected micro surgery now :)
had it done - np here
see rips link
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BaaaaaaH!!! Grow a pair..........and keep em.
Geeeezz Louise... some sawbones even looks like he`s headed towards the warriors he`s gonna be missing some face parts.
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if God (HT) wanted us to disconect our particualrs he would have put the plumbing on the outside.
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I've got a question. How come she (your wives) just doesnt take the pill?
There are alot of things I can think of as good BC other than cutting my balls off.
My GF's been on the pill for 4 years now. (knock on wood) everythings been fine.
Maybe perspective of this changes over time. But for me, right now, my nuts just hurt thinking about it.
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Taking pills are a pain in the ass. If you forget to take it. Whoops, that could mean a kid.
And some RX drugs interfere with birth control pills.
All in all? Pills are a pain in the ass. easier to get the big V and be done with it.
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Originally posted by Estes
Taking pills are a pain in the ass. If you forget to take it. Whoops, that could mean a kid.
And some RX drugs interfere with birth control pills.
All in all? Pills are a pain in the ass. easier to get the big V and be done with it.
easier to pull out and commence target practice, and less painfull.
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Originally posted by lazs2
I don't know about you guys but I find it to be a comforting thought that so many 13th tas guys are neutered.
lazs
neutering involves removing the nuts....I asked the Doc very clearly what he was cutting and what remains intact.
The balls are still attached to the blood stream and still produce testosterone at the normal rate!
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yeah... sure..
lazs
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Here's my story again.
I had one done about 12 years ago. GOD IT HURT!!!!
My wife set up the appointment with a new doctor and when I got there everything seemed ok till the nurse got me to strip and lay on the table.
She then began to shave my balls with what seemed like a used disposable razor. She then gave me a shot to relax me(didn't work) so my balls wouldn't pull up into my body. (the boys know whats coming so they try to hide)
When the doctor comes in he gives me a shot in the right nad to try and numb it. He then made a small inscision near the right nad and shoved his finger down to grab the cord. He shoved it down so far down it felt like he was scratching my ass.(to this day I swear there were finger prints on the table when I got up).
He then cut a small peice of the cord off and showed it to me.( Like I really wanted to see)He then put a stitch in to close the inscision.
When he moved over to the left side and started making his inscision I realised that he never gave me a shot to numb the left nad. When I started screaming he realised what he had done and simply said "oops".
He gave me a shot and started to cut again all the while the nurse is patting me on the head looking at my cut nads saying " It's no big deal relax" ..relax .yeah right!
Well after the inscision was made he started fishing for the cord but was having problems holding on to it so it took him 4 or 5 tries to finally get it. I swear his fingers where the size of telephone polls.
After he was done he gave me a special jock to wear and he said don't remove it for a week.
I went home and layed on the couch for 3 days with ice on my balls.
After 3 days I felt pretty good and decided I should change the bandages so I removed the jock and my balls hit the floor.
I can only remember parts of what happened next but from what my wife said I was screaming the whole time I was trying to fit my balls back into the jock. I was having problems fitting them back because the were now swollen and stretched.
Once I got them back in I layed back on the couch for the rest of the week.
I went back to the doctor and he said I could remove the jock but I was so afraid I left it on for another week.
I still have nightmares!!
Vulcan just reminded me of what I was thinking as it was happening.
All our lives as men we try NOT to get our nads hurt and here I am PAYING someone to cut them off. It just didn't seem right.
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Here's my story again.
I had one done about 12 years ago. GOD IT HURT!!!!
My wife set up the appointment with a new doctor and when I got there everything seemed ok till the nurse got me to strip and lay on the table.
She then began to shave my balls with what seemed like a used disposable razor. She then gave me a shot to relax me(didn't work) so my balls wouldn't pull up into my body. (the boys know whats coming so they try to hide)
When the doctor comes in he gives me a shot in the right nad to try and numb it. He then made a small inscision near the right nad and shoved his finger down to grab the cord. He shoved it down so far down it felt like he was scratching my ass.(to this day I swear there were finger prints on the table when I got up).
He then cut a small peice of the cord off and showed it to me.( Like I really wanted to see)He then put a stitch in to close the inscision.
When he moved over to the left side and started making his inscision I realised that he never gave me a shot to numb the left nad. When I started screaming he realised what he had done and simply said "oops".
He gave me a shot and started to cut again all the while the nurse is patting me on the head looking at my cut nads saying " It's no big deal relax" ..relax .yeah right!
Well after the inscision was made he started fishing for the cord but was having problems holding on to it so it took him 4 or 5 tries to finally get it. I swear his fingers where the size of telephone polls.
After he was done he gave me a special jock to wear and he said don't remove it for a week.
I went home and layed on the couch for 3 days with ice on my balls.
After 3 days I felt pretty good and decided I should change the bandages so I removed the jock and my balls hit the floor.
I can only remember parts of what happened next but from what my wife said I was screaming the whole time I was trying to fit my balls back into the jock. I was having problems fitting them back because the were now swollen and stretched.
Once I got them back in I layed back on the couch for the rest of the week.
I went back to the doctor and he said I could remove the jock but I was so afraid I left it on for another week.
I still have nightmares!!
Vulcan just reminded me of what I was thinking as it was happening.
All our lives as men we try NOT to get our nads hurt and here I am PAYING someone to cut them off. It just didn't seem right.
Well, not to sound uh.. insensistive.. but I just laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself. :rofl
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Originally posted by mechanic
easier to pull out and commence target practice, and less painfull.
My thoughts exactly.
In the EYE!!!1
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Well mechanic i guess some of us are more virile than others and what your preaching would have had a few of us ankle deep in kids and or support payments.
Besides if you think your getting a lot of sex with a woman who is on the pill, it will increase once she gets that drug out of her system, it truly is a passion killer.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Do any of you know first hand what its like? After things heal, does everything feel and pretty much work the same? (Excluding the obvious absence of little invisible swimmers) Can you even tell that you’ve had one? Also, how much pain is there and how long does it last? Any regrets?
eskimo
Never had it done. I remember my father did when I was a kid. He played softball the same night.