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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: JB88 on December 20, 2004, 02:05:21 PM
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man buys island (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4104731.stm)
i have been meeting with several investors and we are ready to make a handsome deal on the property.
the furball island of the future will be developed in such a manner as to offer all of the best that a small island community can offer while striving for all of the convenience that comes with a thriving metropolitan culture.
shopping malls, hiking excursions, day spas, luxury hotels with wi-fi standard... a 30 screen multiplex with stadium seating that plays nothing but quality american war movies and porn 24/7...
not enough you say?
well, why not relax in our legal sweedish brothels while you are whiling away your time until the next mission.
all country's needs taken care of. sheep and hairy women for the rooks and bish - and gorgeous blond dames for us knights. everybody gettin some.
kick your feet up in our 'map famous' bars-open 24 hours a day - with guest stars like jb88 singing all of his favorite hits, like freebird and we built this city on rock and roll. listen to the vets tell thier old AW stories as you wrecklessly egg them on into barfights.
nature lover? take a stroll through our fabulous city park with its world class aviation museum or go hiking through the fabulous vistas that overlook dead goon lake with its panoramic view of JBville in the distance.
oh, and for your wounded mortals, hospitals with only the best medical care covered under your TOS policy.
imagine the future folks.
the future is now.
88
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:mad: this should have been posted in the requests forum. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? :mad:
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I'll buy into this only if we get a 15k base like the ones in the old H2H rooms.
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Originally posted by Puff
I'll buy into this only if we get a 15k base like the ones in the old H2H rooms.
well, its going to take some remodelling but we have recently begun early planning for our deluxe 25 k luxury eagles nest condominiums, complete with personal runway, swimming pools stocked with fraulines all the towels you could ever need. staffed with nuetered parisian manservants .
well throw in a clock radio for the first one hundred callers.
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I would require a crew of half naked zoloo ladies to prep the plane and then to lift it and toss it over the edge.
btw. did anyone every do that with those H2H bases that were 15k and a shear cliff? Just kreap up to the edge and let the plane fall off? Good times. GV's fall fast too! :rofl
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whatever floats your boat man.
but itll cost ya.
:cool:
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Originally posted by JB88
man buys island (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4104731.stm)
88
unfrickenbelievable:eek:
:lol :lol :rofl
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ill give u $50,000 for a 30k large base with unlimeted fuel and ammo and porn and a Me163 ready to roll 24/7 oh and 15 88mm, 20 20mm and 5 37mm ack just incase someone wants to interupt all my fun whatdaysay:lol
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furball island is one of the great... so id say around 1mil range :P
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PT boats leave wake when starting from mid air spawn points, always fun trying to kill the other person before you hit the ground.
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Houston, Texas
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ill give u $50,000 for a 30k large base with unlimeted fuel and ammo and porn and a Me163 ready to roll 24/7 oh and 15 88mm, 20 20mm and 5 37mm ack just incase someone wants to interupt all my fun whatdaysay
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ill forward my address to you for you to send the check. (wink)
hell, for that ill give you a 1k by one k plot...i might even add a timewarp/wormhole that spawns an f-22 raptor that appears for base defense...all for greens fees, one year unlimited...augusta.
(though of course there will be a championship course on the island)
oh...and fluffers.
everyone gets fluffers standard.
88
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I think it should be donated to me, after all.... it was named to honour me.
:D
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on the contrary, you where name after an island! :eek:
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um....
(http://www.catclinic.co.uk/images/furball21.11.00.jpg)
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Originally posted by JB88
staffed with nuetered parisian manservants .
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Neutered parisian manservants is redundant. Either say "neutered manservants" or "parisian manservants". They are equivalent terms.
shubie
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lol
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OMG lol what the hell is that a pic of JB88 lolh.
I can't believe that kid dropped 26k real dollars for a make believe POS game, is that true?
PT Barnum rules!!!!
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tis true my friend.
better get in on the ground level or your gonna miss the bonanza!
the picture. it is a furball.
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the picture. it is a furball.
LOLROTFF That is nasty hahaha
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Ive encountered such furballs here.2 cats.I knew what it was in an instant.Just glad I didnt have to clean THAT one up:aok
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yet another furball thread revived.
(http://www.catclinic.co.uk/images/furball21.11.00.jpg)