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Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 21, 2004, 03:48:39 PM

Your dreams will come true...

Scientests and doctors alike will operate on Hawklore..

Removing his tonsils and adnoids, and putting him out of commission for two weeks.

Have fun you dweebs

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 21, 2004, 03:50:54 PM

BS, you'll be back on the 24th.  :)
Good luck man.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: SOB on December 21, 2004, 03:54:02 PM

You should have the operation done Civil War Re-enactment style.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 21, 2004, 03:57:57 PM

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Originally posted by SOB
You should have the operation done Civil War Re-enactment style.

-rubs his chin-


Hell no..

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: loser on December 21, 2004, 04:00:13 PM

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Originally posted by Hawklore
-rubs his chin-


Hell no..

You sure they arent?  

Two weeks? When i was your age i had the same thing done. Was back to smoking and drinking beer two days later.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: RTR on December 21, 2004, 04:02:44 PM

Yeah Hawklore, one day of rest, one day of eating ice cream, and you will be good as new.

It's pretty minor. In and out the same day most times.

No biggy.

RTR

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: 1K0N on December 21, 2004, 04:10:09 PM

Good luck Hawklore!

Did they tell ya how they Burn the throat where they cut the tonsils out? Ask for some percicet's cause the pain is awesome...

IKON

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: AWMac on December 21, 2004, 04:20:14 PM

If they shave yer gnards before they put you under, that's your first hint of a "mistake" about to happen.

:(

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 21, 2004, 04:24:13 PM

Also be wary if they draw any dotted lines across extremities.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: jetb123 on December 21, 2004, 04:30:47 PM

I hope my dream comes true maybe i can finnally play aceshigh2. and get a new computer.

Title: Re: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Drunky on December 21, 2004, 05:45:36 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Hawklore
Your dreams will come true...

Scientests and doctors alike will operate on Hawklore..

Removing his tonsils and adnoids, and putting him out of commission for two weeks.

Have fun you dweebs

Alarmist.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 21, 2004, 06:07:54 PM

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Originally posted by 1K0N
Good luck Hawklore!

Did they tell ya how they Burn the throat where they cut the tonsils out? Ask for some percicet's cause the pain is awesome...

IKON

It's called caturizing.. or however you spell it...

I know what they do, ain't scared of it.. I think medical stuff is awesome..

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Vulcan on December 21, 2004, 06:12:32 PM

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Originally posted by AWMac
If they shave yer gnards before they put you under, that's your first hint of a "mistake" about to happen.

:(

Ahem, somehow I doubt they'd need to shave em ;)

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: LePaul on December 21, 2004, 06:17:03 PM

Working in your mouth?

One thing's for sure...they'll have PLENTY of room to do their work!  :p

Good luck, heal fast

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: MrBill on December 21, 2004, 09:10:50 PM

Two Weeks!!! Good grief, do you get to wear a pink tutu too?

Back in the olden days, after walking 10 miles to the doc's office ... uphill ... in the snow ... barefoot, he gave you a slurp of Old Croke then sterilized the tin snips and spoon with the rest of the half pint, stuck the spoon down your throat ... snip snip... tossed the meat to the cat ... heated the spoon ... cauterize the wound and sent you home in time to help with the evening milking.

Man you kids have it way to easy. ;)

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: NUKE on December 21, 2004, 09:19:23 PM

A friend of mine in 8th grade went to have his tonsils removed and they accidentally removed BOTH of his kidneys.

He has been on dialysis ever since and we play checkers sometimes..... but he sucks at it.

We laughed so hard one day when he thought he was about to die or something....but it turned out he was only having a mild heart attack...the dumchit.

Anyway, best wishes.










J/K  :lol

You'll be fine and better than before in no time at all. Take care Hawk.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Gunslinger on December 21, 2004, 09:38:06 PM

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Originally posted by AWMac
If they shave yer gnards before they put you under, that's your first hint of a "mistake" about to happen.

:(

"Doctor your testicular extraction is your 11 O'clock.  THIS was SUPPOSED to be a tonsilotamy.  Poor guy a re-enacter without gonads, he'll have a tough time getting a date in high school!"


J/k  ;)   Good luck bro

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Estes on December 21, 2004, 09:45:03 PM

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Originally posted by Vulcan
Ahem, somehow I doubt they'd need to shave em ;)

hehehe.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 21, 2004, 09:58:51 PM

:rolleyes:

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: lazs2 on December 22, 2004, 08:23:32 AM

tonsils never need to be removed.   Your parents are getting a kickback on the insurance from your doctor on this one.

lazs

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: slimm50 on December 22, 2004, 08:52:16 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Hawklore
It's called caturizing.. or however you spell it...

I know what they do, ain't scared of it.. I think medical stuff is awesome..

They stuff a cat down yer gullet?? Dang!!

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: capt. apathy on December 22, 2004, 08:53:23 AM

have fun.

don't forget to get a big, red, perminant marker, and write "NO" in big letters across any body parts you want to keep.



(only partly kidding.  a friend of mine had surgery on one of his legs.  they wrote "no" and "other leg" on the non-surgery leg.)

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Curval on December 22, 2004, 09:32:09 AM

All the best Hawklore.

Pretty bad timing for this...just 3 days before Christmas, but better "out" than "in" if things aren't working right.

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: AWMac on December 22, 2004, 09:37:29 AM

Ask them if you can keep them in a jar.... impress the girls.

Also you'd still have them for the future when "Global Cloning" begins.  Or if you wanted a "Reversal" done and have them placed back in.  The uses are endless.....

Good Luck lil buddy.

:aok

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 22, 2004, 11:22:13 AM

Thanks Guys....


Their trying to push my schedule back now, make me re-schedule...

I will stand firm! No way are they gonna reschedule this on me...

If your tonsils, or anything else on you, looked like hamburger I'm sure you would want them to stay in your body either..

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Furball on December 22, 2004, 11:23:31 AM

wonder if we can bribe the doctor to remove your fingers too, so you cannot type any more...

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: AWMac on December 22, 2004, 11:28:59 AM

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Originally posted by Furball
wonder if we can bribe the doctor to remove your fingers too, so you cannot type any more...

:rofl :D :aok

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 22, 2004, 11:30:06 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Furball
wonder if we can bribe the doctor to remove your fingers too, so you cannot type any more...

I still got my d**k..

And Nose..

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Furball on December 22, 2004, 11:44:19 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Hawklore
I still got my d**k..
 

well, you wont be needing it for anything else ;)

may as well put it to good use :D



Hope your operation goes smoothly Porkw.. i mean Hawklore, eat lots of ice cream!

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 22, 2004, 11:46:28 AM

The only bad thing... Is I can't eat anything before surgery..

Which is okay, knowing what your stomach will do if you do..

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: AWMac on December 22, 2004, 12:34:51 PM

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The only bad thing... Is I can't eat anything before surgery..

Sure you can..... Them Dr.s are just BS'ing you. Why when I had ny tonsils ripped from me I had all kinds of food in my belly.

Ifluff'n I was you I'd eat a nice BIG plate of speggetti with lots and lots of tomato sauce!!!! Remember swallow the speggetti noodle whole too.

*wish I could get a pic of them Doctors as the worms and blood burst forth!*

:aok

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: Hawklore on December 22, 2004, 01:04:17 PM

haha...


Well it seems, due to my schedule of re-enacting, it may not be till March or April, that I get it done..

Why oh why do they do the longer surgies first?

:mad:

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: AWMac on December 22, 2004, 01:11:33 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUKE!!!


                                           :aok

Title: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
Post by: LePaul on December 22, 2004, 08:50:27 PM

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(only partly kidding.  a friend of mine had surgery on one of his legs.  they wrote "no" and "other leg" on the non-surgery leg.) [/B]

Ha!  All 3 surgeries I've had in the past year, the nurses have done that as a sorta "neener neener" to the Dr.  

Goodluck, hope you come out of anesthesia a whole lot better than I did last time.  My nap went waaaay long.

And remember, a morphine drip is your friend!