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Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: lazs2 on December 22, 2004, 07:57:46 AM

The idea here was to change one letter in a word and then give a new defenition for it.  it was an open contest for post readers and I couldn't help thinking you guys wrote most of em..

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone  layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking  down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself, for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you  are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when  everybody is sending
off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,
the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

lazs

Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: Meatwad on December 22, 2004, 08:08:06 AM

We're all at the peta forums making em cry. Come join the war

Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: lazs2 on December 22, 2004, 08:14:05 AM

don't think I would last too laong there.

lazs

Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: Curval on December 22, 2004, 08:19:50 AM

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

This one made me laugh.  :aok

Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: lazs2 on December 22, 2004, 08:25:25 AM

I particularly liked "karmageddon"

lazs

Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: Curval on December 22, 2004, 08:44:03 AM

Yea, that was good too.

Title: thought you guys had wrote to the post..
Post by: capt. apathy on December 22, 2004, 08:54:55 AM

ignoranus has always been a favorite of mine.  it seems to fit so many people,