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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: rpm on December 24, 2004, 07:31:25 AM
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THIS (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1353420&perpage=40&pagenumber=1) has to be the strangest thread I've ever read. I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little.
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lol What a ****ed up story. It was a great read but that guy sure can make up **** lol
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I take back anything bad I've ever said about my roommates. I've never had to make Fort Indy in my bedroom.
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wow great story!
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OMG if this statement about the guys roomate doesnt get you to read this post I don't know what will.
So anyway, I am crawling through the hole I've made in the blockaded hallway. I finally realize why he has been making so much noise. The ****er has made some kind of evil fortress. If my room is the fortress of light, his is the fortress of evil. And feces
Well, I guess it will be a few years before I can eat lasagna again.
"I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little"
-RPM
Yup me too.....I had to put my cold morning pizza down!
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um...yeah...just...wow
What I'm left with is...
:D :( :rolleyes: :mad: :confused: :rofl :eek: all rolled into one
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How do you view it without joining? There aren't any login IDs on bugmenot.com
edit: Nevermind, I didnt notice you had to scroll down from the ad to join to view it.
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Interesting. Very interesting.
If you puked, then you are a girlie-man.
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IF you ever had a webpage designer turned Crackpotato as a tennant non of this story would surprise you....As a landlord, I have cleaned up after this guy before....
Never again!
IKON
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Freekin stooooPid story....
Just another trash thread....where's Skuzzy?
Has nothing doing being in here....
rpm whatevar respect I had for you is now gone, ziltch, nada....
This was a post just to throw sick watermelon into the O~Club.
HT or Skuzzy...lock this NooBs thread..... Please.
Oh and rpm.....
STFU if you can't post anything worth reading. stunninghunk.
Not a personal attack, I'd say the same to anyone that had posted this crap.
You find crap like this enjoyable rpm? Then yer one sick Phuck...
Post elsewhere.
BTW Merry Christmas.
Hope yer head is screwed!
:D
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Fiction, and not even coherent fiction at that.
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No pics? Weak....
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Originally posted by Russian
No pics? Weak....
I don't think pics would cut it. The visual descriptions do it much more justice. :cool:
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You see, you have to physically grasp them and rub their nose in it and throw them outside when it first happens. Nip it in the bud so to speak.
Hehe, i woulda had some pals over and just for watermelon and giggles, while drinking heavily, I'd make him eat some of his fried chit. It's not good to waste ...um, waste.
I think it's a skitzo writing this, and he's writing from the extremes of his personalities, one is the EXACT opposite of the other. Kinda bull the way the cops wouldn't notice nuthin.
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Originally posted by airbumba
You see, you have to physically grasp them and rub their nose in it and throw them outside when it first happens. Nip it in the bud so to speak.
Hehe, i woulda had some pals over and just for watermelon and giggles, while drinking heavily, I'd make him eat some of his fried chit. It's not good to waste ...um, waste.
I think it's a skitzo writing this, and he's writing from the extremes of his personalities, one is the EXACT opposite of the other. Kinda bull the way the cops wouldn't notice nuthin.
Geesh why can't it be just funny story time?
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Originally posted by AWMac
Freekin stooooPid story....
Just another trash thread....where's Skuzzy?
Has nothing doing being in here....
rpm whatevar respect I had for you is now gone, ziltch, nada....
This was a post just to throw sick watermelon into the O~Club.
HT or Skuzzy...lock this NooBs thread..... Please.
Oh and rpm.....
STFU if you can't post anything worth reading. stunninghunk.
Not a personal attack, I'd say the same to anyone that had posted this crap.
You find crap like this enjoyable rpm? Then yer one sick Phuck...
Post elsewhere.
BTW Merry Christmas.
Hope yer head is screwed!
:D
Sorry if it upset you Mac, but it was like a car wreck on the freeway... I was forced to look at it. I have no idea if it's true or not, but it was compelling. Please note that I did'nt cut and paste any of it, merely made it available for you. And quite honestly, I thank God there were no pics!
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Geesh why can't it be just funny story time?
Well me and my pals would find that freak eatin his own crap funny. lol It's funny to think of it now, hehe. I bet you he'd stop crappin.
...actually if you eat only crap, would u still crap the same crap? Or would there be like a whole new crap? Hmmm...i'll bring this up with the boys Sunday during football, and see what we can come up with. Crap on.
...lol, wait that's it. That's how ya train the freak. Shove the extension cord in his mouth attatched to the 'Clapper'. Everytime he craps , you clap.
Crap on,..(clap) ...crap off.
lol, we're having way to much fun with this over here, we gotta go drink some more, cyas later.
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Totaly BS story.. If that's true the guy posting is worse than the roommate for allowing that. . I don't believe it.
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LOL SunKing, your icon begs to differ.
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Originally posted by rpm
THIS (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1353420&perpage=40&pagenumber=1) has to be the strangest thread I've ever read. I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little.
Think I'll save reading it for an empty stomach
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Originally posted by rpm
LOL SunKing, your icon begs to differ.
both figments of the imagination.
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I read the whole thing and all I have to say is this:
Wow.
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lol RPM. thx for sharing that story :D
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The guy has talent.
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I kicked open the bathroom door and screamed at the top of my lungs,
"YOU ******* **** ****"
I wasn't in the right mind to come up with awesome catch phrases, so let's pretend I screamed something bannable like, "The juice is loose!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl
I don't buy one word of this story, but it was entertaining.
:D
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A few words of advice for potential room-mates: A light fixture is not a toilet. A heating vent is not a toilet. The sink is not a toilet. The oven is not a toilet. That is all.
LOL Pretty much says it all don't it?
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Six bloody tarantula's!! (I know it's not as bad as crapping in the stove, but that really got my attention)
Tronsky
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That entire story is BS.... I know the devices.
While I'm game for a good yarn no matter what... it was dissapointing seeing all the goons fall for it.
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Oh I don't know Nash.
I had a roomy that had a rather large dog that he never let out.
And I kept my 1976 maico aw400 motocross bike in the livingroom.
But no spiders that I knew of anyway.
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Did your large dog suddenly attack a visitor.... kill him.... and since it was natural... what dogs do... you decided it was best for all involved that you keep mum? I mean, really.... it's National Geographic stuff, right? Mother Nature. No blame. Right?
How did you dispose of the body?
Hmm... or did you even need to? You mentioned a large meat-eating dog, didn't you?
Ok, so over the course of 9 days, you let the dog chew on the corpse... and you paced it all out... because the dog was one gigantic ticket labelled "innocence" with four legs.... and you didn't need it to keel over prematurely on account of too much meat eating.
But the stink....Whooo boy! The stink was somethingh else. Not for you - no - you could handle anything. But the neighbors....
Because if the neighbors caught the scent of dog slobbered-on human meat they might get antsy. Might start poking around. It would be touch-and-go.
That's where the bike in your livingroom comes in.
Not only would the smell of all those sweet cee ceee's be wafting out the window like the official deodorant of the Gods- but the engine sound would mask the carnage of the dog processing your visitor into tiny, conveniently transported bite-sized pieces.
And uh... yeah.... stay tuned, or whatever.
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Originally posted by Nash
How did you dispose of the body?
(http://hometown.aol.com/benjaminscole/images/bricktop2.jpg)
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.
After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?
And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig **** do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars?
They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute..
Hence the expression greedy as a pig.
Tronsky
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LOL Tronski! Classic flick!
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There's some plausability to it Nash. Keeping the bike inside is no biggie. I used to keep my Harley in the living room when I travelled a lot. There was only 1 tricky way you could get it in or out and it worked well. It never was stolen, but I never ran it indoors either.
Keeping his poo in bags...does'nt that have a particular name in psychology? (Besides fluff'n crazy) As for the building a fortress of darkness, I've had to enter some houses that would qualify when I was doing charity work.
Either way, (true or fiction)it make for an entertaining read. Might even be a decent movie if you change it up where he did kidnap the girl. Macaully Culkin could play the freak, it would'nt be much of a stretch for him.
But when it's all said and done, I'll never look at lasagne the same again.
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Mmmm.... I just bought 2 pounds of Lasagne.