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Title: Whiplash
Post by: Furball on December 31, 2004, 10:20:50 AM
Have whiplash in my neck, anyone know anything you can do to help relive this?  or just gotta sit it out?
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Gunslinger on December 31, 2004, 10:22:18 AM
go see a chyropracter (SP) they work wonders!  Hope ya feel better.   Car accident?
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Furball on December 31, 2004, 10:26:47 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
go see a chyropracter (SP) they work wonders!  Hope ya feel better.   Car accident?


Nah football injury.  Jumped up for the ball, got a nudge while at the top of the jump and fell completely flat on my back.  Back is fine, the left side and back of my neck hurts pretty bad though.  Dont think i have it half as bad as someone who has been in a car accident though.  Think ill give it a few days and see how it is  before going to a chyropracter.  Thanks though.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Gunslinger on December 31, 2004, 10:47:09 AM
my left neck is killing me today too.  Mines not from injury I just slept on it wrong.
Title: Re: Whiplash
Post by: mietla on December 31, 2004, 11:10:56 AM
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Originally posted by Furball
Have whiplash in my neck, anyone know anything you can do to help relive this?  or just gotta sit it out?



get a lawyer and sue someone. Whiplashes don't simply happen, someone has to be responsible for this.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: 214thCavalier on December 31, 2004, 11:28:36 AM
Yea that would be Furby,
Title: Re: Re: Whiplash
Post by: Furball on December 31, 2004, 11:38:07 AM
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Originally posted by mietla
get a lawyer and sue someone. Whiplashes don't simply happen, someone has to be responsible for this.


Sport hurts, i expect to get injured.  Its not that bad anyway, expect it to go in a few days, just a few days too long as far as i am concerned, wanted to hurry the process!!

I might go do a porkwho.. i mean Hawklore and take a picture of my neck and say how i am going to die because of it.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: capt. apathy on December 31, 2004, 12:02:51 PM
sooner is better than later on the chiropractor.  it'll take less to put everything back in the right place if it's done before things settle into their new positions.

plus they can make sure you're not ignoring something more serious than a strain.  my wifes neck injury was little more than an annoyance the day it happened, and she ended up with fused vertebrae to deal with her ruptured disk.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Whiplash
Post by: Hawklore on December 31, 2004, 01:18:01 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
Sport hurts, i expect to get injured.  Its not that bad anyway, expect it to go in a few days, just a few days too long as far as i am concerned, wanted to hurry the process!!

I might go do a porkwho.. i mean Hawklore and take a picture of my neck and say how i am going to die because of it.


Use google you nimtard....

:aok
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Schaden on December 31, 2004, 01:22:23 PM
Ibuprofen gel and a some hot totty to help rub it in.....if it's not better in a week go surrender yourself to the NHS.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: OIO on December 31, 2004, 03:39:14 PM
have sex upside down.















(it works for hiccups why not this? ;) )
Title: Whiplash
Post by: AWMac on December 31, 2004, 03:50:19 PM
Hope yer wife isn't Dyslexic... I heard the only cure for whiplash is Bowl Jobs...

Tell her you Googled it and all the Dr.'s sez it's the only cure.  Hell it'll take yer mind off the neck!

:aok
Title: Re: Whiplash
Post by: Thrawn on December 31, 2004, 05:13:30 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
Have whiplash in my neck, anyone know anything you can do to help relive this?



Get into a car and crash into a wall?
Title: Whiplash
Post by: wombatt on December 31, 2004, 11:05:21 PM
Massage the subclaviel muscle.
And yes go see a chiropractor.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: hawker238 on January 01, 2005, 12:13:18 AM
Heh, you realize how much like Hawklore you are in this thread, don't you Furball? ;)

No offense to either party, of course.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 01, 2005, 12:25:52 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
my left neck is killing me today too.  Mines not from injury I just slept on it wrong.


How many necks do you have?
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Seeker on January 01, 2005, 02:29:15 AM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
How many necks do you have?


One for every chin
Title: Whiplash
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on January 01, 2005, 02:58:14 AM
Hope he dont live in Chinatown.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Furball on January 01, 2005, 05:30:30 AM
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Originally posted by hawker238
Heh, you realize how much like Hawklore you are in this thread, don't you Furball? ;)

No offense to either party, of course.


I was very careful not to appear similar to Hawklore.

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AHHHHH MY NECK! im going to die!!!! AHHHHHHHH! i need meds!! the only thing that can save me from this terrible world of hurt is to post on this BBS for 5 minutes of respite!!! HELP! LOOK AT ME! IM SPECIAL!
 



This BBS is like an encyclopedia of knowledge, once you crack on past the pissing, tantrums, mr black lynching and whining, it is the best place immediately available to ask for advice in my opinion.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: Schaden on January 01, 2005, 05:49:04 AM
So how much does hot totty cost these days anyway?
Title: Whiplash
Post by: storch on January 01, 2005, 07:09:07 AM
here's something I can help with.  I injure myself almost every month and have been doing it for years.

what schaden said in the top 1/2

what wombat said

however, prior to see seeing a chiro see a licensed masseus.  it may well be muscular and she :) should be able to tell right away.

if not muscular then a chiro is a good place to start.  while the holistic approach to healing is pooh poohed by the "real doctors"  every one of my sports related injuries has been best treated by the holistic approach.

Good luck, play hard it keeps you young. albeit painfully at times.
Title: Whiplash
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 01, 2005, 09:31:50 AM
Forget the chiro.
There is a better way.

Your vertibre are out of allignment and simply need to be reset.

Here is the surefire all in one fix that will sove all you ailments
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