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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: moose on December 31, 2004, 05:13:46 PM
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hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?
out of the blue i started puking and crapping my brains out yesterday. today i feel pretty normal. :confused:
not a hangover either. very bizarre
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Hmmmm depends.... has the wifey increased your Insurance coverage lately? Strange men in Black suits following you? Black Helocopters in the neighbourhood? Were you up for election in any 3rd World Country?
:D
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As a precaution, I prescribe the immediate application of a tin foil hat.
:D
dago
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Originally posted by Dago
As a precaution, I prescribe the immediate application of a tin foil hat.
:D
dago
Exactly...Tin Foil hat right now....without hesitation!!!!
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Hmmm I'm thinking he had a lapse of time... between the pukin and the chitz...which leads to only one thing....
Alien Probe!!!
:lol
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First, are you an EU/US/Polish puppet running for any public office in the Ukraine?
If you are, you need to get checked for dioxin poisoning.
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Originally posted by moose
hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?
I had it once. Vomitting for 6 hours until stomach is empty. No appetite what-so-ever. If you can hold any food down then it is not food poisoning.
Doctor had me eating applesauce and 7-UP for two days. He said it was the only thing the stomach could digest.
I got it from undercooked cafeteria french fries.
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I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.
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How to cure food poisioning- Go to the vitamin section of a drugstore or grocery. Buy something called "Acidophilus". Its a beneficial bacteria that lives in a person's stomach and intestines. It will kill the unhealthy forms of bacteria that cause food poisoning.
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Originally posted by rpm
I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long once. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.
yeah, that pretty much sums it up nicely. there was a point where i just fell asleep on my floor lying in the fetal position with puke next to me.
i couldn't even drink water without it coming right back up.
dominoes pizza might have been the culprit. i wish i could sue them or something because its been the most miserable 24 hours of my life.
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When you realize that you are in the throes of food poisening, and that it will all go away within hours... you can kind of appreciate the whole thing, in a funny way. And in-between the ungodly intestinal upheavals even laugh about it a little. And if your bathroom is set up so you can be sittin' on the can while at the same time be able to lean your head over into the bathtub, you're cookin' with gas.
I say enjoy it.
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Originally posted by moose
yeah, that pretty much sums it up nicely. there was a point where i just fell asleep on my floor lying in the fetal position with puke next to me.
i couldn't even drink water without it coming right back up.
dominoes pizza might have been the culprit. i wish i could sue them or something because its been the most miserable 24 hours of my life.
Dominoes pizza? Weird, I had that a couple weeks ago.
And shortly after, I had the worst stomach pain i've ever experienced in my life.
-edit- Throwing up, coming out both ends at the same time. All that magical stuff. -edit-
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You don't have to be near-death to have food poisioning. Food poisoning can be caused by many different types of bacteria, symptoms range from loose stools, to vomiting, to death (if that can be considered a symptom).
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Originally posted by Estes
Dominoes pizza? Weird, I had that a couple weeks ago.
And shortly after, I had the worst stomach pain i've ever experienced in my life.
-edit- Throwing up, coming out both ends at the same time. All that magical stuff. -edit-
MMMM, order an extra side of wings! Yeehaw!
Food poisoning can be caused by many different types of bacteria, symptoms range from loose stools, to vomiting, to death (if that can be considered a symptom).
It can be considered a blessing if onset rapidly.
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Originally posted by Nash
And if your bathroom is set up so you can be sittin' on the can while at the same time be able to lean your head over into the bathtub, you're cookin' with gas.
:lol
thankfully, it is
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Originally posted by moose
dominoes pizza might have been the culprit. i wish i could sue them or something because its been the most miserable 24 hours of my life.
I had my worst case of food poisoning from pizza...the ground beef topping was kaka.
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What did I say about US beef?....
well... Now ya know.
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Originally posted by rpm
I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long once. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.
DammmOhhh how I can relate to that!
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Don't ever expect serious help on this BBS after stating, "i started puking and crapping my brains out yesterday".
eskimo
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Originally posted by Estes
Dominoes pizza? Weird, I had that a couple weeks ago.
And shortly after, I had the worst stomach pain i've ever experienced in my life.
-edit- Throwing up, coming out both ends at the same time. All that magical stuff. -edit-
Sounds almost like a stomach flu I had over year and half ago.
Everyone in the house got it. I got it the last, probably because I tried to keep distance to the others.
Anyway, the day began quite normally, nothing weird.
Then after midday I had to run to toilet every now and then. Later on also began to throw up.
It only got worse and also had a very light fever.
Couldn't even hold a disperin inside.
At the end of the day I fell asleep almost like passing out, since I was so exhausted and yet couldn't catch a sleep until then.
Slept for good 16 hours and felt better than ever, so to say.
Stayed awake for the next 36 hours and didn't feel tired for one bit, just figured it might be smart to go to sleep.
Less than a month ago I heard from an american friend he was having quite similar symptoms.
Maybe the same stomach flu has finally got over the pond?
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Originally posted by moose
hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?
out of the blue i started puking and crapping my brains out yesterday. today i feel pretty normal. :confused:
not a hangover either. very bizarre
well....... with all respect to HTC, this is not good place to ask about sutch things :D
try come local doctor men :D
edit.: skip doctor if it happen while you were watching news :cool:
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Originally posted by Nash
What did I say about US beef?....
well... Now ya know.
hehe ... hows Mad cow disease over there ?
I used to hear on BBC today that canada dismised second case :]
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Our steers aint queer(tm).
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Originally posted by Nash
When you realize that you are in the throes of food poisening, and that it will all go away within hours... you can kind of appreciate the whole thing, in a funny way. And in-between the ungodly intestinal upheavals even laugh about it a little. And if your bathroom is set up so you can be sittin' on the can while at the same time be able to lean your head over into the bathtub, you're cookin' with gas.
I say enjoy it.
Now that is a Matt Foley motivational outlook on life if I ever heard one!
If you lived in a van...
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Originally posted by moose
hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?
out of the blue i started puking and crapping my brains out yesterday. today i feel pretty normal. :confused:
not a hangover either. very bizarre
have you eaten lutefisk?
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Originally posted by Nash
Our steers aint queer(tm).
but how is the status abit higher in the foodchain?
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Depends on the citizenship of the folks raising them.
American cowboys are all totally gay(tm).
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Originally posted by rpm
I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.
seconded...
the worst was the medic/doctor puttin is finger in my *** looking for blood and some other blablabla, christ i wanted to hit that fugger
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I had some tartar sauce once that had been on the chow line a bit too long once. Unless you go from "I don't feel so good" to "I think I'm dying" then "Dear God, kill me now PLEASE" and end up curled into a ball in the bathtub lying in a mixture of your own high velocity projectile excretions from various orafices too weak to pull the trigger... you don't have food poisioning.
godamn I have been there, round table garlic chicken pizza, sick for three days, even a swallow of water made me dry heaver for 20 minutes. Tongue got swelled up. Wanted to die.
Did not eat pizza of any kind for 2 years... Even the TV adds made me want to vomit.
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Two days before Christmas I come home from my part time job after having had a grilled chicken sandwich and fries for lunch. On the way home at midnight I get the worst tasting bottle of tea from a convenience store and within 45 minutes of drinking that tea I start puking. Shortly thereafter its coming out the other end and my bathroom is not setup for double duty so its the trash can for me. In short I didn't eat anything other than sweet potatoe casarole on Christmast day and drink water. I wasn't able to eat normally for three - four days afterward. 6-8 hours of both ends happening and only two hours of sleep in twenty-four are exactly what everyone needs just before christmas along with the feeling that your stomach and intestines are going to turn inside out.
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Originally posted by SLO
seconded...
the worst was the medic/doctor puttin is finger in my *** looking for blood and some other blablabla, christ i wanted to hit that fugger
Doesn't sound very convincing Slo, I bet you typed that with a sliight smile ;)
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Originally posted by moose
hey, what are the symptoms of food poisoning?
out of the blue i started puking and crapping my brains out yesterday. today i feel pretty normal. :confused:
not a hangover either. very bizarre
depends on what kind of food poisoning you get.
as a guy who spent the last 17 years or so traveling to crappy little mill towns, I've I've occasionally been left with no other options but to live off those sandwiches they sell in those plastic triangles at the local truck stop. the edibility of these is a real crap-shoot (sorry for the pun), so I've managed to get food poisoning a few times.
most give symptoms very similar to what you describe.
I once had a sandwich with mayo on it that went bad. that was a completely different thing. very painfully, like your stomach is constantly filling with air, and a painfully need to belch. when you do I can only describe it as feeling (and smelling :( ) like your guts are turning to dust inside your body. add to that a really nasty fever followed by a day or so of feeling like some kid is playing with the thermostat in my body, burning up with sweat rolling off me in a cold room, to my teeth chattering as I froze under 6 blankets in a room that is almost 90 deg with space heaters running.
the worst by far though was bad shrimp (and the most embarrassing since I cooked them). I'd bought them from an open case, the kind where the food stays refrigerated as long as it stays below a certain level. we later figured out that the package must have been tossed in with a corner above the refrigeration line. so out of a pound or so of shrimp there were only 3 bad ones.
I was luck I didn't swallow it. I new immediately it was bad, it felt like bitting into a wet cotton ball. I spit it out immediately, and looked through the rest to find a couple more bad ones and through the whole meal out (my apatite was gone after that anyway).
everything was OK for about 16 hours. then I started sweating and feeling real crappy at work. I only remember the first 20 minutes of the hour drive home, I got home some time before noon. my wife says I left the car running in the driveway and walked straight to bed, just babbling incoherently to answer her questions. the next reasonably clear thought I had was about midnight the following night.
it was like all of the worst symptoms from every disease I've ever had plus hallucinations. like having an extreme case of the flu, chicken pox, and measles all at the same time, and then having some one give you about a day and a half worth of strong acid on top of that.
I was freezing my bellybutton off and my temp was barely under 104. at one point my wife had to have my brother come over and put me in the bath tub because she was worried my temp was going to fry my brain.
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Sounds almost like when I had that Norwalk virus thing.
Eruptions from both ends for about 6-8 hors then got better quite quickly...except my stomach muscles really hurt for about a week.
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Most occurrences of Diarrhea are forms of Food Poisoning.
I haven't had Food Poisoning for a few years. But, the "Shotgun #hits" and puking with a little dab of pains I do not miss.
Worst case...Had some bad Chinese Food. 1.5 days of puking (10ish total w/in span). That was back in 1999.
Karaya
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I got something like that a year ago. Woken up at 7AM by a friend who wanted some cash for gas so he could go to work, I hand him the cash and then am completely jolted awake by extreme pains in my gut. I bolt for the bathroom, falling over a couch and tripping up stairs. No sooner had the explosive evacuation of my bowels begun, and a surge of epic proportions erupted from my stomach.
After 30 minutes, anything else coming out was going to be my intestines, stomach and esophagus. I have a head ache now, take two aspirin and go back to bed. Two hours later, I am jolted awake and throw up. This continues in a rash of dry heaves, and anytime I tried to get water down it would come up. I was at a friends house this whole time. After 6 or so hours, I get the motivation to go home. I have to drive 45 minutes, holding a plastic safeway back below my mouth my esophagus has now become the nile river. I got home and proceeded to have clear liquid, water I was drinking, coming out of both ends.
Later that night I could hold down ginger ale and jello.
It was horrible.
-SW
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Originally posted by SunTracker
How to cure food poisioning- Go to the vitamin section of a drugstore or grocery. Buy something called "Acidophilus". Its a beneficial bacteria that lives in a person's stomach and intestines. It will kill the unhealthy forms of bacteria that cause food poisoning.
I find that Colliodal Silver works great also. It kills bad bacteria in the intestines. Afterwards, you should eat some yogurt with live enzymes in it to repopulate any good bacteria that may have got caught in the cross-fire.