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Title: This STILL makes me laugh...
Post by: Hawklore on January 01, 2005, 01:07:14 AM

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advancedage, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along,"

Title: This STILL makes me laugh...
Post by: Nilsen on January 01, 2005, 03:39:00 AM

lol.... nice one :D

Title: This STILL makes me laugh...
Post by: Furball on January 01, 2005, 05:48:00 AM

lol nice :)

Title: This STILL makes me laugh...
Post by: detch01 on January 01, 2005, 12:07:57 PM

:rofl :aok

Thanks,
asw

Title: This STILL makes me laugh...
Post by: Hawklore on January 01, 2005, 01:47:10 PM

I just hope everyone imagines it with 'Do your Ears hang Low'

dita do  do do dita dodo dododo dita da da da dita dodo dodo do

Title: This STILL makes me laugh...
Post by: hawker238 on January 01, 2005, 01:51:17 PM

"do they wobble to and fro" is an especially rough patch.