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Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Habu on January 05, 2005, 03:48:25 PM
I think she is being a busybody. But I said I would get a second opinion.

Here is a picture of me what do you think?

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050105/capt.sdsio20101051918.half_ton_man_sdsio201.jpg)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Sandman on January 05, 2005, 03:49:28 PM
I think you'll be lucky if you survive another year otherwise. ;)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Habu on January 05, 2005, 03:50:32 PM
Hey I can still clasp my hands in front of me. You aren't really overweight if you can still do that.

:)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Widgeo on January 05, 2005, 03:51:45 PM
Heres Habu when he had hair and a little thinner.

(http://home.comcast.net/~blarson61/fatman.jpg)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: wombatt on January 05, 2005, 03:54:36 PM
You know when you become that big a toilet become obsolete.
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: mietla on January 05, 2005, 04:17:14 PM
Weight loss is overrated.
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Charon on January 05, 2005, 04:28:30 PM
Widgeo just posted a picture of HotAmber25, the queen of chatroom virtual sex :)

Charon
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Habu on January 05, 2005, 04:32:34 PM
So  I guess my diet of cheesy puffs and coke combined with an exercise program of 10 hours browsing the internet each day and 4 hours playing online flight sims is not working then.
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: wombatt on January 05, 2005, 04:46:03 PM
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Originally posted by Habu
So  I guess my diet of cheesy puffs and coke combined with an exercise program of 10 hours browsing the internet each day and 4 hours playing online flight sims is not working then.


No and those midgets you hired to help you whip your butt should get a raise.
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: LePaul on January 05, 2005, 05:09:54 PM
Y'all got a hook in yer mouth.

He's grabbed a photo from the guy who lost a lotta weight...

650-Pound Man Has Lost 450 Pounds

Wednesday, January 05, 2005



SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds.

Patrick Deuel (search) is scheduled to go home to Valentine, Neb., on Jan. 22. He is still receiving treatment at a Sioux Falls hospital for a staph infection (search) he got in November.

Deuel said he isn't worried about returning to a former lifestyle of overeating. He will have health aides at home and a doctor will check on him regularly.

"I've learned a lot while I've been here," he told reporters Tuesday. "I'll just keep doing what I've been doing, and I think things will be fine."

Deuel weighed 1,072 pounds when he checked into Avera McKennan Hospital (search) in June. At the time, he was dying of heart failure. His doctor recommended gastric-bypass surgery but Deuel wasn't healthy enough to undergo the procedure.

The hospital staff structured an exercise program and a 1,200-calorie-a-day diet. The 420 pounds Deuel lost by late October helped control his heart problems and other health issues, including diabetes, and the stomach surgery was performed Oct. 26.

Deuel, who relies on Medicare (search) to pay his hospital bills, can't stay at the hospital indefinitely.

He now weighs about 650 pounds and hopes eventually to slim down to 240 pounds.

A tube that provides extra protein actually has slowed his weight loss. He has lost just 41 pounds since the gastric-bypass surgery.

"He's making progress," rehabilitation doctor Steven Guse said. "He's walking household distances and getting more independent. But he's still got a big challenge ahead of him."

Deuel tried many diets during his youth and early adult life, but the pounds were slow to melt off. He'd get discouraged, take comfort in old routines and return to overeating.

By the mid-1990s, he stopped leaving his house and ended up housebound for seven years. For several months last year, he couldn't leave his bed and depended on his wife, Edith, to clean and care for him.

Source:  http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,143427,00.html

The "after" pic

(http://www.foxnews.com/images/149713/0_22_deuel_patrick_010405.jpg)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: wombatt on January 05, 2005, 05:11:54 PM
I knew that I would never make fun of someone that big.
After all did you see the boobs on that guy!
Title: Re: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Masherbrum on January 05, 2005, 07:31:48 PM
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Originally posted by Habu
I think she is being a busybody. But I said I would get a second opinion.

Here is a picture of me what do you think?

(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050105/capt.sdsio20101051918.half_ton_man_sdsio201.jpg)


Is your nickname Hambone? (not affiliated with AH hambone)

Karaya
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: Habu on January 06, 2005, 09:21:59 AM
Hey LePaul lighten up man. I don't think anyone actually believed that picture was really me. It was a joke.

Below is a picture of the real me.

(http://www.howardstern.com/gallery/Interns/michelle_the_intern-fall2004.jpg)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: wombatt on January 06, 2005, 09:25:15 AM
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Originally posted by Habu
Hey LePaul lighten up man. I don't think anyone actually believed that picture was really me. It was a joke.

Below is a picture of the real me.

(http://www.howardstern.com/gallery/Interns/michelle_the_intern-fall2004.jpg)


Boy If I didn't have a crush on Nash I would be all over you.

Here is what you are missing.


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/481_1098475606_slitz_1.jpg)
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: slimm50 on January 06, 2005, 01:35:44 PM
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Originally posted by wombatt
Here is what you are missing.


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/481_1098475606_slitz_1.jpg) [/B]

Too much eye shadow for my taste.
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: SOB on January 06, 2005, 01:53:53 PM
Yer purty, Habu, hows about you and me go onna date!

...uh oh, I hope this isn't another trick!
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: SavedSaint on January 06, 2005, 02:30:30 PM
never can tell..
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: ROC on January 06, 2005, 04:17:51 PM
Habu, that was you?

Oh wow, sorry, I never did call you afterwards did I.
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: LePaul on January 06, 2005, 05:13:17 PM
LOL, no offense taken by me....here at the nightshift over to the bank, I surf a lot of the news sites and that article was one of the first Id seen that day.  

Enjoy your date with SOB  :p
Title: My wife told me I have to drop a few pounds this year.
Post by: mars01 on January 06, 2005, 06:07:39 PM
OMFG Michell the Intern is potato peeling HOT!!!!!


God I would totally get fired or impeached for her!!!!

Somebody tell me you got naked pics of her!!!!