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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Elfie on January 06, 2005, 06:29:01 PM
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Kill a cat when they started their car in the morning? I did that a few days ago. Didnt know it was in the engine compartment when I went out to warm up the car. Stupid thing got caught in the fan belts.
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Originally posted by Elfie
Kill a cat when they started their car in the morning? I did that a few days ago. Didnt know it was in the engine compartment when I went out to warm up the car. Stupid thing got caught in the fan belts.
If there was a Cat Killer award you sir would get one!
:aok Keep up the good work!
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Lol Gunslinger. Twas done by accident hehe. I went out and started the car, about the time I got back on the porch I heard a car howling, but it sounded like it was pretty far away so I paid no attention to it. When I went back out to leave for work the alternater light was on. So I shut off the car and started the truck and hurriedly scraped the frost from the windows. It wasnt until I got home from work that I found the cat in the fan belts heh.
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I hit a fox once at night while driving my dad's truck when i wasn't supposed to. It got all caught up in the suspension and we really had to scrub while at the car wash to get all the crap out.
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I didnt have to do any cleaning really, there was hardly any blood at all. If the car wasnt front wheel drive the story might be different though. As it is the fan isnt at the front of the motor its at the front of the car. (Engine sits in the engine comparment sideways) All I had to do was pull the carcass out and put one belt back on and the car was fine......cat didnt even have a collar or tags so someone is probably wondering when their cat is gonna come home.
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Does killing a cat that walks on your car count?
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Originally posted by Lizking
Does killing a cat that walks on your car count?
:rofl
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Originally posted by Elfie
I didnt have to do any cleaning really, there was hardly any blood at all. If the car wasnt front wheel drive the story might be different though. As it is the fan isnt at the front of the motor its at the front of the car. (Engine sits in the engine comparment sideways) All I had to do was pull the carcass out and put one belt back on and the car was fine......cat didnt even have a collar or tags so someone is probably wondering when their cat is gonna come home.
If it's head is still in tact take pictures and them post them on some "Cat Found" posters all over the neighborhood! ;)
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
If it's head is still in tact take pictures and them post them on some "Cat Found" posters all over the neighborhood! ;)
The head is still intact. The only visible damage was the left front leg was torn off along with some skin/fur along its belly. (I suspect it died from shock)
Your suggestion might be a bit cruel if a child saw the poster and came looking for his/her pet. :( At the least I would feel like a major jerk.
That said, your suggestion is funny. :rofl Although it is to late to implement it. I put the carcass in the trash and lucky for me 15 minutes later the trashmen came ;)
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I take it you dont much like cats Gunslinger? hehe
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I was just kidding, I have two cats that I tolerate, if not like, and I have had the misfortune of having to untangle cat parts from a fanbelt. They like the warmth.
I would just LIKE to kill the cats that walk on my car, I would not actually do it.
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Hey gunny:
"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Some American guy who was pretty damned smart, I think he wrote a few books.
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Meet Petrie. Her nickname is kickstand. When she was young, she got caught in the fanbelt of a car and it nearly ripped her right rear leg off. Someone found her and took her to the nearby university vet school and they fixed her up. She gets around fine, but when she sits, her rear right legs sticks out a bit like a kickstand.
If you park your car outside at night, always toot the horn before you start it.
(http://home.insight.rr.com/shawnm92/stuff/Cat1.jpg)
ps. This pic is from my bachelor days. Hence the pile of dirty laundry laying on the floor of my room.
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Before you guys report me to PETA I don't actually condone nore enjoy the killing of innocent kittys. MY WIFE OWNS a cat, I call her "fat prettythang" or "crack head" cause she qualifies for both.
At night she attacks my German shepard and gets the dog to chase her all over the house for sport. My German shepard hasnt caught her yet but I won't bat an eye when she does. It just freaks me out because I think somone is breaking into the house.
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that cat died because I masturbated
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Originally posted by Elfie
The head is still intact. The only visible damage was the left front leg was torn off along with some skin/fur along its belly. (I suspect it died from shock)
Your suggestion might be a bit cruel if a child saw the poster and came looking for his/her pet. :( At the least I would feel like a major jerk.
That said, your suggestion is funny. :rofl Although it is to late to implement it. I put the carcass in the trash and lucky for me 15 minutes later the trashmen came ;)
Sheeesh Elfie, I wonder how long the cat suffered before it died? Accidents happen, but the least you could have done was take responsibility to insure the animal wasn't suffering instead of just running off to work.
When I was about 11 my father cripled my cat by starting his car and he just drove away too- I was left with a mortally wounded cat and no way do dispatch the suffering animal humanely, so I tossed him over the fence into our neighbor's yard because our neighbor raised pitbulls- that cat never even hit the ground.
It was probably the most compassionate thing I've ever done in my life.
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Cars do not like cats. (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv)
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Originally posted by Sandman
Cars do not like cats. (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv)
Got to get one. I hate when cats walk on the car!
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Originally posted by Airhead
Sheeesh Elfie, I wonder how long the cat suffered before it died? Accidents happen, but the least you could have done was take responsibility to insure the animal wasn't suffering instead of just running off to work.
When I was about 11 my father cripled my cat by starting his car and he just drove away too- I was left with a mortally wounded cat and no way do dispatch the suffering animal humanely, so I tossed him over the fence into our neighbor's yard because our neighbor raised pitbulls- that cat never even hit the ground.
It was probably the most compassionate thing I've ever done in my life.
Airhead, I didnt know the cat was under the hood until I got home from work. By that time it was dead already.
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Before you guys report me to PETA I don't actually condone nore enjoy the killing of innocent kittys. MY WIFE OWNS a cat, I call her "fat prettythang" or "crack head" cause she qualifies for both.
At night she attacks my German shepard and gets the dog to chase her all over the house for sport. My German shepard hasnt caught her yet but I won't bat an eye when she does. It just freaks me out because I think somone is breaking into the house.
Hehe Gunslinger, our dog is to stupid to know when our cat is trying to play with him. He just stands there and looks at her when she trys to play.....hence his nickname......*Dummy* :rofl
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I had a '69 Camero in the early '70s and one wintery morning I started the car. It seemed to run a lil rough so I gunned it a few times and it smoothed right out. Halfway to work with the heater on I noticed a slightly unpleasant smell. Once I got to work I noticed a lil smoke coming from under the hood. So I popped the hood and ewwwwwww....somebody isn't gonna be feeding Fluffy anymore.
:)
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At my house when I was growing up there were several stray cats that would come and walk on the cars. One afternoon after I had just washed my car this big male cat decides to walk up on my car and hump this female cat up there.
Well lets just say I got pissed and he never made it to climax once that .22 long passed through his skull. For what its worth that female cat never had another litter either since she took the second round in the chest...collateral damage is what I called it. Both were still on the car so I had to clean all the crap off my car but I never had a cat climb on it again.
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Duly reported to PETA.
Elfie...you are in BIG trouble.;)
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No cats so far thankfully, but I've seen pictures of a boa constrictor that was wrapped around the engine of a 4runner. The belts tore it up really bad.
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What's the best way to drown a baby rock?
Tie it to a cat and throw it in the river.
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I hate cats.
My fiancee has one, she calls it "Belle"...
I know it's real name, Satan.
Satan and I got along at first (It's always like that when evil comes into your life). Now, we absolutely hate each other. Both praying for the other to die, (but atleast I am not wanting the little bastages soul).
It started out innocently really. Late one night several months ago, I was walking to the witchen to get a bottle of water in a half drunk stupor, and Satan happened to be in my way on the return trip. Hence Satan received not only my foot on some part of it's anatomy, but it also received the water bottle in another part and a subsequent impromptu bath when the bottle spilled on it's way down.
That was where things turned very sour. Since that day, there has been the porch incident, the shower incident, the trash bag incident, the unintended ski trip, the vaccuum cleaner incident, the steak incident, the flash light incident, the bed incident, and countless other "occurences" that really do not fit into the level of an "incident".
Anyways, I know my days are numbered, Satan secretly plots my demise while I am at work, and it really is starting to bother me when I come home to find the yellow pages open to the industrial chemicals section with a phone lying next to it covered in cat hair. I hold at hope, that one day the bastage will die in it's sleep. (Maybe a couple of aspirins will help it sleep?) Either way, I live in fear of the bastage, and it's constant evil stair.
Ever heard of Resident Evil? Well, it lives with me in Colorado Springs!
:(
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Bodhi
You should tell us of these incedents?
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The shower incident is rather funny.... to me atleast.
Satan was performing some sort of atrocity on a magazine by the edge of the coffee table, and some how or another got startled, jumped back and whacked it's head on the coffee table subsequently spilling the full glass of coke on the coffee table onto itself. I realised that the cat would not do well to ave Coca-Cola all over itself went ahead and tried to bathe the this spawn of evil. Well that did not work so well, and resulted in multiple lacerations to my arms, so, not knowing what next to do, I filled the tub with luke warm water and attempted to dunk it wearing some leather linesman gloves... even more problems ensued... including a ripped shower curtain, ripped shirt, and more lacerations to my chest. I then proceeded to take a partially wet and very pissed Satan to the other glass doored shower and tossed said spawn of evil in and closed the door. I then stood on a stool and turned the water on and directed the stream onto the cat until it looked free of Coca-Cola products. During the ensuing tirade the little bastage unleashed while in the shower, my neighbor heard and called the cops thinking that I had kidnapped someone and was attempting to drwon them in the shower. Needless to say the cops arrived, saw blood on me, and being wet... and anyways a trip to the bathroom ensued and resulted in 4 very amused law enforcement officers. After the washing debacle, I removed a mysteriously subdued Satan from the shower and proceeded to dry it off with multiple towels. Well this was not accomplishing a lot, so... I got out the hair dryer...
Satan and I do not see eye to all at all since that incident, and I remain convinced the little bastage is plotting my demise at this minute.
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been there.... damn cats.
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suprised no one posted that picture of the snake that was tore up in the car.
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I killed a dog that took a crap on my lawn. It was a golden lab.
-SW
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Originally posted by Bodhi
The shower incident is rather funny.... to me atleast.
Satan was performing some sort of atrocity on a magazine by the edge of the coffee table, and some how or another got startled, jumped back and whacked it's head on the coffee table subsequently spilling the full glass of coke on the coffee table onto itself. I realised that the cat would not do well to ave Coca-Cola all over itself went ahead and tried to bathe the this spawn of evil. Well that did not work so well, and resulted in multiple lacerations to my arms, so, not knowing what next to do, I filled the tub with luke warm water and attempted to dunk it wearing some leather linesman gloves... even more problems ensued... including a ripped shower curtain, ripped shirt, and more lacerations to my chest. I then proceeded to take a partially wet and very pissed Satan to the other glass doored shower and tossed said spawn of evil in and closed the door. I then stood on a stool and turned the water on and directed the stream onto the cat until it looked free of Coca-Cola products. During the ensuing tirade the little bastage unleashed while in the shower, my neighbor heard and called the cops thinking that I had kidnapped someone and was attempting to drwon them in the shower. Needless to say the cops arrived, saw blood on me, and being wet... and anyways a trip to the bathroom ensued and resulted in 4 very amused law enforcement officers. After the washing debacle, I removed a mysteriously subdued Satan from the shower and proceeded to dry it off with multiple towels. Well this was not accomplishing a lot, so... I got out the hair dryer...
Satan and I do not see eye to all at all since that incident, and I remain convinced the little bastage is plotting my demise at this minute.
LOL spawn of evil.
My little angle would never do that
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/481_1104730607_picture104.jpg)
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We were in a camera store one day when a woman came in and said a cat was caught inside her engine. We went outside and looked under the hood and the cat was wedged between the alternator belt and one of the fly wheels. It was still alive, but suffering. We went about a block away to a vet and told him about the cat. He said he wouldn't help it unless we got it loose and brought it in. What an arse. It was actually quite unnerving to see.
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Originally posted by 2stony
We were in a camera store one day when a woman came in and said a cat was caught inside her engine. We went outside and looked under the hood and the cat was wedged between the alternator belt and one of the fly wheels. It was still alive, but suffering. We went about a block away to a vet and told him about the cat. He said he wouldn't help it unless we got it loose and brought it in. What an arse. It was actually quite unnerving to see.
Really i mean how hard would it have been for him to come there and put the cat down?
Then you could have used all the force needed to remove the cat without fear of hurting it.
What a lazy putz.
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One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.
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Originally posted by EN4CER
One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.
Uhm... you're not supposed to put paintballs in the freezer... at all.
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Satan must be related to Buddy. I rescued 3 kittens that my nephew found in a cattle trailer brought to their shop for repair. They were destined for the creek, and I needed a mouse trap. They had to be bottle fed, have their butts rubbed with a warm washcloth to poop...all the stuff baby kittens need to survive. Two of the kittens eventually died and that left "Buddy".
When he was about 6 months old his leg got broken when he was playing slalom between my feet at 3am. Two weeks and $400 later he returned from the vet, sans testes. I'm convinced that he holds this against me because I can no longer touch him with out it looking something like this:
(http://www.jograham.com/animgall/toons/wb/tasman/spintaz/taz-spin.gif)
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Originally posted by indy007
Uhm... you're not supposed to put paintballs in the freezer... at all.
We always keep paintballs in a cooler during the summer time (1 ice pack only) otherwise they melt and get mushy. He was in charge of training ammo that day and went a little overboard. Couldn't use what he brought - like marbles. Almost had to cancel training. Had to switch to simmunitions and deplete the sim supply $$$$. My training per day budget went up - hehe. 50 sim rounds cost $25 vs. 2000 paintball rounds at $50. We usually go through 500 to 2000 rounds a day if we do simulation training.
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Originally posted by EN4CER
One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.
I'm afraid your friend would be digging paintballs out of his arse for some time if thats had of been my cat.
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Originally posted by wombatt
I'm afraid your friend would be digging paintballs out of his arse for some time if thats had of been my cat.
hehe - I don't think his neighbors ever found out. I'll have to ask him again.
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Originally posted by EN4CER
One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.
What state? Aggravated cruelty to animals a felony in some states like New York. Maybe you should put on your wacky swat gear and arrest him.
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Originally posted by Creamo
What state? Aggravated cruelty to animals a felony in some states like New York. Maybe you should put on your wacky swat gear and arrest him.
Please - go to the PETA Thread
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Originally posted by EN4CER
Please - go to the PETA Thread
Naw man there ain't nothing funny about shooting at domesticated animals.
Now unless this happend when you and your friend were 8-10 years old and did not know any better.
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You (http://gallery.russiancombatgear.com/album03/ChalcusFlora3) are scarey with all your gay gear on, ok. Please don't be mean to me anymore.
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Originally posted by wombatt
Naw man there ain't nothing funny about shooting at domesticated animals.
Now unless this happend when you and your friend were 8-10 years old and did not know any better.
Never said it was funny - I have a cat myself. Just busting Creamos chops.
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Originally posted by EN4CER
We always keep paintballs in a cooler during the summer time (1 ice pack only) otherwise they melt and get mushy. He was in charge of training ammo that day and went a little overboard. Couldn't use what he brought - like marbles. Almost had to cancel training. Had to switch to simmunitions and deplete the sim supply $$$$. My training per day budget went up - hehe. 50 sim rounds cost $25 vs. 2000 paintball rounds at $50. We usually go through 500 to 2000 rounds a day if we do simulation training.
Right on. I'm lucky enough to have friends with RV's & trailers. I keep my cases in the air conditioning. Problem with freezing them is they tend to destroy your barrel rather quickly. Stock barrel isn't a big deal, but really sucks when you dropped $150 on a titanium one :)
I didn't realise simunitions were that expensive. Thank god paintball is much cheaper. Some guns are running up to 40 rounds per second in semi-auto now. You're either sponsored, or you're broke really fast.
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Originally posted by wombatt
I'm afraid your friend would be digging paintballs out of his arse for some time if thats had of been my cat.
Gotta be careful with that too. Shooting somebody with a paintball gun (when not at a field) is now considered assault with a deadly weapon. Safety first!
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So, if you are a cops friend you can get away with breaking the law and everyone has a good laugh? It all makes sense now.
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Originally posted by EN4CER
Never said it was funny - I have a cat myself. Just busting Creamos chops.
You might ought to find someone else here easier to try and target chop busting on.
So which stormtrooper cool law enforcement officer was "Hehe-ing" like a little girl scout when you replied " hehe - I don't think his neighbors ever found out. I'll have to ask him again.
PETA is of course a bit more militant than most people like, and I understand you tried your best to be clever, but in the big picture, it’s not funny. I love my cats, I’m not militant about animals, but I thought if it was my cat your dumb-*** friend killed, I’d be in a situation he would not be “Hehe’ing about. That’s all.
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Originally posted by wombatt
Naw man there ain't nothing funny about shooting at domesticated animals.
Now unless this happend when you and your friend were 8-10 years old and did not know any better.
Right on.
Age doesn't even matter, kids handling something that shoots should understand consequences.
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You need to watch the episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Opie has to raise Winkin, Blinkin and Nod because he killed their Momma.
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IM with Creamo! ild FA-q your arse up too for doing somehting like that to my cat or any animal just for sheets and gigs!
But to the cat oweners as well!!!!!!!!! If you love it make it an indoor cat!!!!!!!!
I lived on a busy road as a child and lost one about every year to the road!
Last one lost ......... we got from a neighbor who was moving, it was an indoor cat! he got curious enough so we let him go out(old 100 acre sod farm behind the house) well as all them fuggers do "hey im a cat i have to go cross the road"
so hears the funny part.............Dad lets him out (always comes back in an hour or less) well its raining..............cat usualy comes when called .........doesnt............da d goes looking for cat in the rain along the road................finds a mangled mess of black and brown fur (cat was a black and brown tiger cat) dad cries grabs a shovel and putsd said mess into a box and puts box into tthe barn for burial the next day............oldest brother goes out to the barn to see the "cat in the box" and comes back in and says to dad...."HEY DAD YOU PICKED UP A F@%#ING RACOON".............
they laugh but look for the cat later and find him in the ditch in one piece farther down the road !
Lessions learned.............Keep your cat indoors! get it fixed and declawed! (all 4) i know it sounds harsh but if you care for it and want to keep it alive ............... do what ya got to do!
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being cruel to animals just for the fun of it is a very bad sign to me.
lazs
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Originally posted by Creamo
..... but I thought if it was my cat your dumb-*** friend killed, I’d be in a situation he would not be “Hehe’ing about. That’s all.
Once again I never said it was funny - and I have to shake my head at it - it's ****ed up. The statue of limitations has run on out on this one - that’s why I tell it. I laugh though at all you guys talking crap - "If it was my neighbor he'd picking up his teeth with broken fingers" - you guys would be doing the same thing I would do - call 911. And what would the end result be, cops come, try to ACT sympathetic, take a report, maybe charges are filed, - simply put a mess - neighbors now hate each other, the cat is never coming back. Maybe he did do the right thing and buried it - literally.
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First of all...You PETA heads got to realize it was an accident...I believe the en4cer was sharing a story in the hopes you would see there was no malice meant in this paticular incident...Now stick to the issue PETA morons..
P.E.T.A is also known by CAVY as PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS....Dig in:aok :aok