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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: spitfiremkv on January 06, 2005, 09:47:03 PM
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In public: gave a girl beads in a club, she showed me her tits and, being drunk I proceeded to suck on them and then we made out-all this with over a hundred people around us.
Had problems with keeping my gum in my mouth.
Spring Breaks rock!
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Court orders, lawyers and good taste prevent me from contributing to this thread.
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I used to pay $2 per *hour* to play an online flightsim. That was crazy.
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When I was a kid is when I did all my stupid stuff.
11 or 12, ran and jumped off our roof with my friend who said you can't be hurt if you roll when you land. My younger brother
Same friend, poured 5 gallons of gas in the middle of the street at night outside his house and lit it.
Same friend, dared each other then each rode our bikes through a moderately busy intersection without looking or stopping.
13 or 14, in trying to imitate Gene Simmons of Kiss, fellow Kiss fanclub members and I in good standing each took a mouthfull of gas, then sprayed it out into a lighter.......flames just like Gene.
lots of other stuff.....sister just called me......gotta go.
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Originally posted by wombatt
Dont know why but used to always feel the need to fart while in formation while in the army.
It used to infuriate the Drill Sgt's LOL they could never find out who the farting bandit as they call him was so they made all of us do push ups.
I was not well liked and I dont know why.
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ROFLMAO OK ok, if this doesn't convince you that Wombatt isn't MrBlack then nothing will. Fug, I can't stop laughing...
COD, but this is just about the funniest thing I've ever read here. \..it's so funny it must be true.
Sheeesh, my wife is alarmed at my laughing- she just took my half full beer away.
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lol, he deleted it too.
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ROFLMAO THat PROVES it's true- I'd wrestle my wife for my beer back but I'm laughing too hard.
CODDAM, when life imitates art it's a beautiful thing. :D
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I wouldn't dare tell some of the craziest things I've done. My reputation would suffer. Nothing illegal mind, just horrifically embarrassing if I got caught as I was nearly once or twice. I could mention one............err no. I can't believe some of them myself. :eek: .
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So uh, was it the same thing that happened to my cousin Walter?
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Originally posted by Scherf
I used to play $2 per *hour* to play an online flightsim. That was crazy.
back to back $300 bills for my early stages of the addiction. I rationalized by thinking it was equivalent to playing in an arcade:rofl
I was just wondering what made that game seem worth it, I think it was all the fighting.:D BAAAAZING!
Anton
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on my first solo, I made all the mistakes one can make when doing touch&go's:
bouncing,porpoising,landing without a flare (on all three wheels), taking off with full flaps and taking out all the flaps at once (plane started to settle, but mercifully it started climbing before it hit the runway). plus two aborts.
I was that nervous and excited :)
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Trying to get some sleep in my POS apartment, maybe 3am on a weeknight. Huge ruckus outside. Some couple were arguing right oustide my window. Drove me nuts as it went on forever, and the chick was crying, he was yelling, all of that.
Put me into a complete rage. I finally dove out of bed, threw open the window and like a regular New Yorker yelled "Knock it off!"
They both stopped, looked up at me, and the boyfreind said "You gotta problem?"
I said "No...?" then I went back to bed.
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that's the craziest thing you have done? Pus*y!
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There was this one time, at band camp...
One time, I drove my car down the hallway of my highschool. Left black tire marks where I spun out the tires. Inside hallway, btw. Drove through some maintenance doors that were designed to let a mowing tractor into the courtyard.
Lesse, I once jumped my car off a hill in Eugene Oregon (near 40th & Donald, that should sound familiar to anyone who's lived there) at about 70mph. Was airborn for at least two seconds. Might not sound like a lot, but count it off out loud. Surprised I didn't die.
I built a flamethrower, the one on my webpage, but that's one of those things that OTHER people seem to think is crazier then I do.
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Originally posted by Scherf
I used to play $2 per *hour* to play an online flightsim. That was crazy.
Ditto, at the same time I was paying AU$5/hr for a 32 dialup connection.
Fricken madness!.
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Flushed an (M80) 1/4 stick of dynamite down the toilet on the 2 floor of the High School building (it exploded over the English class) taking out a 2 foot long section of the sewer line....Never did get caught. they had ideas but could not prove it!.
BTW $2.00 per hour is nothing, try $6.00 per Hour for said flight sim. = $700 & $800 dollar visa bills.
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Originally posted by NUKE
When I was a kid is when I did all my stupid stuff.
11 or 12, ran and jumped off our roof with my friend who said you can't be hurt if you roll when you land. My younger brother
Same friend, poured 5 gallons of gas in the middle of the street at night outside his house and lit it.
Same friend, dared each other then each rode our bikes through a moderately busy intersection without looking or stopping.
13 or 14, in trying to imitate Gene Simmons of Kiss, fellow Kiss fanclub members and I in good standing each took a mouthfull of gas, then sprayed it out into a lighter.......flames just like Gene.
lots of other stuff.....sister just called me......gotta go.
LOL
That's It? For your whole lifetime? Just how old are you?
...-Gixer
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Don't say "that's all you've done" if you don't post something yourself. :p
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i think these are in chronological order...
jumping from the top branches of a holly tree with a bin liner as a parachute.
setting fire to a small hay barn by mistake.
breaking 8 bones in my arms and hands in 2 months(4 seperate hospital trips) whilst playing at being tony hawk.
punching a guy at school and breaking my 5th metacarple.
stealing my mothers car and actively looking for police to be chased by.
smoking too much dope instead of working in collage.
asking my ex-girlfriend if she was interested in movie making
standing up on a sledge going down a steep hill in light snow, falling off at speed resulting in locking two disks and craking a vetebrea in my neck.
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Climbed up a radio antennea tower, drank a half pint of Jim Beam at the top and then had severe cramps. The police werent interested in my cramps. Just what i was doing clim,bing up radio towers. I explained, 'Jose Cuervo and 4 budwiesers' and they said 'oh. Its the tequilla.' And I said 'yea, this has happened before.' They let me go with the understanding that I not drink tequilla until i am over 40.
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Started getting sick while on a paintball trip to South Bend, IN. A few delayed flights later, I made it back to Houston. Went to work the next day, left early to head to the doctor. He told me to go to the hospital, so I drove myself down there. A 5 hour wait, appendectomy, and 18 hours of rest later, I shuffled out of the hospital and drove home. I remember being so torn up on demarol that after I was wheeled into the OR, I asked the nurse "Do I need to take my boxers off,"? She looked at me like I was crazy and said yes. I was laughing when I pulled them off and waving them over my head (they were later returned in a hazmat baggie). Then, since I'm terrified of hospitals in general, and decided I didn't want to be there anymore, I had already checked myself out, and was out the front door, before the wheelchair showed up. I was 20 and invincible at the time.
Two weeks later I had my stitches removed, with the instructions that I could play sports again when I felt up to it. So I drove straight over to my friend's house, got into an arguement over the phone with my girlfriend, and broke up with her. I then helped my teammate who had just moved to Houston move into his second story apartment. Then, we hopped in his SUV and immediately drove to Kansas for another 24 hour paintball event. The two of us won Most Valuable Team for our side, and I was awarded the Sportsmanship award from the other team. Drove back to Houston and life continued as normal.
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Just last week I ran with scissors.
Then there was the time I went on a drinking binge with Teddy Kennedy in Florida and woke up three days later in a cheap New Orleans potatohouse.
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Dunno about crazy, but I know about dumb.
Three weekends ago. 4m/s winds, beautiful weather. Our little Cessna-182 liked the cold quite well and climbed like a dream.
Jump number 6 of the day. Forgot helmet. No biggie, cold for the ears. Forgot altimeter. Hm, will track away when the others do. No goggles? F*ck it, I'll be in head down all the time anyway.
Jump was uneventful.
Then on landing I decide to do a nice aggressive 180 degree front riser turn. Works beautifully too. Unfortunately, I've turned the wind socket around in my head, and the swoop is directly downwind.
I figure I got time to just let it fly. I would, except a mountain of earth has been erected where our swoop pond has been built, which is about 50 meters in front of me.
*SMACK*.
Now I feel sorry for myself, having broken several ribs :/. My only consolation is the rather nice pain killers I've gotten :D .
The thing is on video (first thing the others said was not "you ok" but "did someone get that on tape?) and I'll have it uploaded at a site soon - as an example of stupidity :)
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i decided that during the election that i wanted to try to be as non-biased as i could be. i had always voted republican but i was having a hard time justifying a vote for bush. so i decided that i would go and watch him speak in a nearby community.
i managed to get way closer than my pass would allow for and ended up being maybe 25 ft away from him as he spoke.
behind him, jeb and john mccain (whom i may never forgive for caving) and a host of temporary republican celebs.
i listened, trying to guage the man as a person, asking myself whether i trusted his sincerity...his policies, his vision.
then he made a joke of the patriot act.
instantly, and instinctively, i raised my hand straight up.
(i suddenly had a very important question)
he looked straight at me and stumbled in his speech. mccain and jeb looked right at me, it almost seemed a few seconds before he realized that it wasnt question time and kept on speaking, avoiding any eye contact with the area of the crowd i was in for the rest of his time at the podium.
i stood there for the rest of the speech with my hand raised. (probably a good 15-20 more minutes at least) (arm started falling asleep but never waivered.)
i hadnt planned it.
i just felt like at the time, it was the right thing to do.
needless to say, he didnt answer my question.
he lost my vote that day.
88
p.s.- vote libertatian.
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lol 88, nothing like scorning a politian to liven up your day :)
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one of the things that i remember about that day was the looks on peoples faces when they left the rally.
they looked expressionless. i found that rather odd.
it may have been the rain.
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hey did you see that kid that made faces behind Bush at a rally?
he even appeared on a talk show.
I bet the Secret Service (funy, never realized that its acronym is SS) has his info on file and will never let him get within a mile of the president, ever again.
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Political rallies don't usually have Q&A sessions. What did you want him to do, stop his speech and answer your question? Wouldn't that tend to make giving stump speeches a bit problematical?
Sounds like you are a spoiled little brat, used to having your mama wipe your bellybutton for you.
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you speak from experience?
no, i didnt expect him to answer my question , though i certainly thought it was a damned important one that needed and still needs to be asked.
perhaps you missed the metaphor.
i cant help you with that. sorry.
that said, lets not hijack this fine post. ill be happy to repond in a brand new spanky clean one if youd like.
mwa.
88
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I just remembered one pretty stupid thing.
Was 24 or so..playing touch football at the park, got pushed at full speed into a metal goal post....runing head long towards it, I had to throw my leg out in the air as a counter-balance to avoid a head shot which probably would have killed me.
My leg hit and HURT. I could hardly walk.....so I played the rest of the game as a gimpy QB.
Next day, I had to push start my 750 ltd ( I always had to push start it actually...dead battery, poor and all) and I hobbled down the street and launched off my hurt leg......it snapped.
Day 3, full cast from foot to hip.
Day 4, learn to ride my bike ( new battery) with left leg in full cast.
Day 5, leg feeling pretty good. Convinved my dad to help me cut the fuggin cast off. Cut cast down middle, cracked it off......INSTANT PAIN. My leg felt just as broke as it actually was.
Amazingly, I never had another cast made and my leg healed on it's own. I just hopped around on one leg for about 6 weeks.
Wow, that was a long story :D
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This thing reads like a girl scout thread.
....-Gixer
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wow! were do i find one of those? you got a link?
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it took place in "YOM KIPUR" when i was 15 or 16 cant remember.
me and a friend where at my house drinking beer, and thought about how boring is yom kipur
for the less educated of you: YOM KIPUR is the holiest day of the year for the jews, we are supose to abstinence from food, water, work, driving, doing ANY activity and i do mean anything, cant use any electric device, AND its the only day in the year we are not allowed to have sex.
so as i said it was pretty boring, and after a couple of beers we dicided we gonne try something new.
we used to do alot of rock climbing and abseiling and i had all the equipment. (still do)
so we dicided why dont we go to the brige over the highway (no cars at yom kipur) and do some abseiling
as we got to the brige a crowd of kids gathered around us, and feeling cocky and all we dicided to try something new.
instead of just anchoring a rope and abseiling down i anchored a pulley and inserted the rope in to it, in such a way that one side was hanging at the bottum of the brige to which my friend attached himself too, and the other side was attached to me, on the edge of the brige.
the plan was i would jump of the brige ALA bunjee style, and as i go down my friend weight will slow me down and as ill go down he will go up.
simple physics right? well not quite
i was weighing around 50kg. at that time, and he was weighing around 75kg.
lucky i gave myself several meters of free fall before the rope stretches, because when it did stretched my friend who was supose to gently lift of the ground, barely moved, and the sudden stop of the fall swung me like a pendulum causing my head to come real close to the concrete suporting the brige.
i have done many more stupid things, i just cant remember them right now im afreid
:)
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I once killed a weasel with a stick.
*picture of Maj. Frank Burns here*
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I once towed a person's car out of an apartment complex parking lot into the street with a pickup and a tow rope and left the car in the middle of the street to get towed by the police. The look on those peoples faces when they came back and saw their car *gone* was priceless after the racial slurs they tossed out like candy when they parked the car. :D
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I was saving this one ...... I pretty much know now that no one here can match it.
I was on a flight from LA to Hawaii......a few years ago. I was drunk before I even arrived at LAX.
Long story short....I was seated at an emergency exit seat and "opened" the exit door over the pacific...........
We lost a stewardess and a couple passengers IIRC.
It seems like a lifetime ago
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im calling bullchit.
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Originally posted by JB88
im calling bullchit.
well, you don't usualy know what you are talking about.
That's all Im gonna say about it
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Originally posted by NUKE
well, you don't usualy know what you are talking about.
That's all Im gonna say about it
prove it.
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Originally posted by NUKE
I was saving this one ...... I pretty much know now that no one here can match it.
I was on a flight from LA to Hawaii......a few years ago. I was drunk before I even arrived at LAX.
Long story short....I was seated at an emergency exit seat and "opened" the exit door over the pacific...........
We lost a stewardess and a couple passengers IIRC.
It seems like a lifetime ago
Bollocks.
LOL
...-Gixer
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Originally posted by JB88
prove it.
I have pretty much said all I feel about saying on the subject.
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Originally posted by NUKE
I have pretty much said all I feel about saying on the subject.
Nuke,
Just how old are you? Sound like a guy who has always dreamed of doing something but never done it. Get out and do something rather then wasting it in front of computers. Otherwise you'll keep on making up stories for years to come.
LOL
....-Gixer
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:aok
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I was not held resposible is all I can say JB
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How does one operate the emergency doors on an airplane? Could some crazy person open them in flight?
Obviously many people don't pay attention to the flight attendants or read the briefing cards, which explain in detail how to work the doors. You should know how to do this. But in midflight, no, the doors won't open. That goes for the smaller emergency hatches and the main exits.
The hatches, usually found over the wings, are restricted by the outward-pushing forces of the pressurized fuselage. Like a drain plug they always open inward, and a person would not be capable of overcoming these forces until the aircraft is depressurized. The larger cabin doors are more complicated. Some operate manually, others mechanically. Secured by a series of locks, they also are subject to outward-acting pressure as in the case of the hatches, and/or sensors that do not allow movement while the plane is pressurized.
You'll notice that on the flat, shelf portion of the door -- so alluring as a resting spot while waiting for the lav -- it often says DO NOT SIT. While I wouldn't recommend it, you could probably sit there all day jiggling the handle to your heart's content without causing havoc, though you might break the pressurized seal causing some horrendous noise, or set off a warning light interrupting the captain's breakfast. The other reason they don't want you sitting there is to avoid messing with the inflatable escape slide that lives inside the lower door structure.
the article (http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2003/01/13/askthepilot24/index1.html) and another for fair measure. (http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20040720.html)
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Nuke, you can't open those doors if the aircraft is pressurized. Ain't no man strong enough, ain't no electric motor stong enough.
Now, if you're saying it was unpressurized at the time, there had to be a pressurization malfunction or a "switchology" operator error.
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the only exception is listed in the second link. it was not over the pacific and only one person was affected.
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Originally posted by Toad
Nuke, you can't open those doors if the aircraft is pressurized. Ain't no man strong enough, ain't no electric motor stong enough.
Now, if you're saying it was unpressurized at the time, there had to be a pressurization malfunction or a "switchology" operator error.
All I am saying is what happened....it changed my life. It feels like a different life to me.
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he's ****ing with us....
let it rest
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One of my stupider moments. Had a dirtbike in college. They were building stuff by our apartments and right out the back in a field they were dumping a HUGE pile of dirt. The pile probably got to 25 feet at the crest, and the dirt was pretty soft.
Of course, all of us with dirt bikes tried to ride up and over the crest. After a while the dirt packed down and trails were made... I was the first guy to make it up and over.
Pile was around for weeks.
OK, one Friday afternoon a whiskey front blew through and my roomate wanted to learn to ride in the dirt. So we went out and I showed him the ropes. He did terrible. I took the bike to show him how.
Got a good run at the mound and really went hauling up the side; made the crest with a good bunch of speed and jumped it.... only to find that while we had been away at school they had bulldozed most of the back side of the hill away.
I'm standing on the pegs, looking down past the footpegs and there's......... nothing but air for about 25-30 feet.
Right away the brain flashed an important message: "This is going to hurt".
The brain was wrong for once; I think the whiskey protected me. I managed to keep the bike upright and landed on the back wheel. Flat rear tire, busted both rear shocks, bent the handle bars a bit and some other minor damage. I got tossed when the front wheel came down in to the newly 'dozed ground.
I walked away with some cuts and bruises. I rode around stuff before I planned to jump after that.
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Whatever. If the aircraft is pressurized, ain't nobody opening them doors.
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Originally posted by Toad
Whatever. If the aircraft is pressurized, ain't nobody opening them doors.
I did what I did....I'm no expert.
End of story
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Then it wasn't pressurized.
Those are "plug type doors".
From former aircraft mechanic/current NOTW Chief Correspondent Jerry Whittle:
"Plug doors are common in the cabin area of an aircraft. They are almost impossible to open if the pressure inside the aircraft is greater than the outside pressure. I've tried.
If there is even 1 PSIG difference, the average exit door would have about 300 pounds of pressure holding it closed. If the aircraft was fully pressurized, it could have been up to 8 PSIG or 2400 pounds of pressure.
Like I said, if it was pressurized, you couldn't have opened it. If you were at altitude and it wasn't pressurized, something was wrong with the pressurization system or it was operator error.
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The aircraft emergency exits open inwards correct? I do believe once I looked at the pictures the stewardess was pointing at. At altitude with a positive pressure in the aircraft cabin is it even possible to open the door while in flight?
Sorry to add to the hijack, just wanted to throw a bull..chit flag myself.
EDIT, I was beat to the punch, spent too much time reading and looking at flamethrowers...lol
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The craziest watermelon I've done?
It was..
Make up some story about openning a door on a plane... ON A FLIGHT SIM BBS!!!
:rofl
er wait... that wasn't me.
Nuke, Godspeed.
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Wow.
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When I was 16 I got **** drunk off Graves Grain Alcohol, stood up on the fireplace, started making a speech about something, and smashed a bottle over my head for emphasis.
After my friends had picked out most of the glass, I wrapped my head up in a towel, turban style, and proceeded to go about my day. Still **** drunk, of course.
Oh well, there went my pretty face :D
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Sounds like yesterday at work :D
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Originally posted by Toad
Then it wasn't pressurized.
Those are "plug type doors".
Like I said, if it was pressurized, you couldn't have opened it. If you were at altitude and it wasn't pressurized, something was wrong with the pressurization system or it was operator error.
Toad, I was able to open the door because I rolled the window down (just a crack) before...releasing some pressure.
When everyone was busy messing with their oxygen masks, I opened the door. I saw one stewardess and a couple of passengers fly out the door.
After the plane landed, I acted like I didn't know what had happened and nobody questioned me, so I went home and had a beer.
The next day I went to the mall and bought a model of a 747. I made the model, painted it like the plane I was on ( missing door too) and hung it from my ceiling.
That's really all I'm feel like saying obout the matter.
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Originally posted by NUKE
Toad, I was able to open the door because I rolled the window down (just a crack) before...releasing some pressure.
When everyone was busy messing with their oxygen masks, I opened the door. I saw one stewardess and a couple of passengers fly out the door.
After the plane landed, I acted like I didn't know what had happened and nobody questioned me, so I went home and had a beer.
The next day I went to the mall and bought a model of a 747. I made the model, painted it like the plane I was on ( missing door too) and hung it from my ceiling.
That's really all I'm feel like saying obout the matter.
I haven't even seen a 172 with a wind down window let alone a 747 LMAO. Sure your not mistaking this story for a car when you were a kid or drunk and kicked the family dogs out for a laugh?
This post is getting more hilarious all the time, cripes it could even become a classic like Voss and his exploits.
....-Gixer
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Tell me Nuke..... do 747's still have the old crank type windows or did the one you were on have the newer electric ones?
Did yours have the sunroof option over the first class seats?
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Originally posted by Gixer
I haven't even seen a 172 with a wind down window let alone a 747 LMAO. Sure your not mistaking this story for a car when you were a kid or drunk and kicked the family dogs out for a laugh?
This post is getting more hilarious all the time, cripes it could even become a classic like Voss and his exploits.
....-Gixer
LMAO!
:rofl :rofl
I'm telling you he's messing with us.
Either that or he was so drunk on the flight he dreamt the whole thing.
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Originally posted by WhiteHawk
Climbed up a radio antennea tower, drank a half pint of Jim Beam at the top and then had severe cramps. The police werent interested in my cramps. Just what i was doing clim,bing up radio towers. I explained, 'Jose Cuervo and 4 budwiesers' and they said 'oh. Its the tequilla.' And I said 'yea, this has happened before.' They let me go with the understanding that I not drink tequilla until i am over 40.
Same dumb thing as I did whitehawk. But this tower was 806 feet tall. (and no cops)
Did it at night because i was (emphasis on "was"...wasnt afraid after that) afraid of heights. And was fully liquored up of course.
Took me and a friend i think 2 and a half hours. Worst part was on the way down, we took some of those red globes from the lights that warn aircraft to avoid the tower.
I was wearing regular US combat pants with a globe in each quad pocket and one in the back.
Friend was about 50 feet below me climbing down the ladder.
The one globe fell out of my back pocket and missed his head by inches.. and we were still at about 600 feet up. Woulda knocked him out cold.
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Originally posted by Toad
Tell me Nuke..... do 747's still have the old crank type windows or did the one you were on have the newer electric ones?
Did yours have the sunroof option over the first class seats?
Nice try with the trick questions, Toad. Every airplane I've seen has slider windows, not rollup OR electric.
And sunroofs over first class seats??? LMAO C'mon Toad, the only guys who have a sunroof are the pilot and co-pilot.
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Originally posted by kevykev56
The aircraft emergency exits open inwards correct?
No, not all do. Some swing out and are hinged, not a plug.
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i once climbed a cliff of about 20meters with nothing but my hands and feet
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/690_1105406621_moab2.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/690_1105406558_moab1.jpg)
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Dang, did you see any Gorn up there?
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whats a gorn? :o
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Originally posted by Toad
Tell me Nuke..... do 747's still have the old crank type windows or did the one you were on have the newer electric ones?
Did yours have the sunroof option over the first class seats?
gosh Toad, I was kidding....... ;)
I thought it was pretty funny.
The next day I went to the mall and bought a model of a 747. I made the model, painted it like the plane I was on ( missing door too) and hung it from my ceiling.
I thought this was good.
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Originally posted by SOB
Wow.
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Originally posted by NUKE
gosh Toad, I was kidding....... ;)
I thought it was pretty funny.
I thought this was good.
Stick to running with scissors, your humour sucks.
....-Gixer
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Say, has anyone else noticed my new, gay stalker?
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Oh My God NUKE! I'm not stalking you...all I said is that it'd be great if you took me for a ride on a bumpy road on your motorcycle, is all. And now I'm a STALKER???
You make me feel weird.
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Originally posted by Gixer
I haven't even seen a 172 with a wind down window let alone a 747 LMAO. Sure your not mistaking this story for a car when you were a kid or drunk and kicked the family dogs out for a laugh?
This post is getting more hilarious all the time, cripes it could even become a classic like Voss and his exploits.
....-Gixer
lol, what a dipchit you are. Airplanes are not the only things that easily fly over your head.
Out of 7 posts you have made in this thread, 6 are directed at me. And you advised that I get a life? I advise you find some other handsome man to ask"how old are you ?" on some gay BB if you are looking for some action.
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haha, YOU make the retarded post, half-defend it, eventually call it humor, and now you call them dipshits?
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Originally posted by Octavius
haha, YOU make the retarded post, half-defend it, eventually call it humor, and now you call them dipshits?
read through this thread and look at all of Gixer's posts, then tell me he isn't being an arse. I posted some things I did as a kid and this nutjob decided to stalk me....go figure.
Then he reads my post about rolling down a window on a 747 and actually takes it seriously. I'd have to say, he's a dipchit alright.
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Actually, I think we pretty much all thought your post (and the followups) were essentially the BBS equivalent of starting to tell a joke at a party, forgetting the punchline, then farting loudly while everyone stares at you.
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actually, the post about opening the door in flight was just a simple troll, not much thought went into it, yet it still nabbed a couple.
The real story of the thread to me is Gixer and his perplexing need to goad me for no apparent reason.
Anyway, I'm just being me and was passing time......cooped up in hotels while working out of state. No big drama.
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Nuke, I think you've just earned your trolling doctorate.
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Dunno if the craziest thing, but definitely the most unprepared for thing I've done. Attempted to swim across a small lake with my roommate after classes one day. Was in an old quarry and only about a 400 yard swim. My roommate was a good swimmer and I wasn't all that good but could do it.
Anyway, I got halfway across and the water became very cold (probably from a spring) and I knew it had to be deep. I floated on my back and rested for a few minutes, told my friend I was OK and would be there directly. Finally made it.
We grabbed a log and held onto it and kicked our way back across at the narrowest point where the creek started.
After school adventure for sure!!! We would ride bikes to the state park all the time, and one day decided to do this (pretty much spur of the moment.)
That's what reading Byron does to ya.
Les
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Originally posted by NUKE
actually, the post about opening the door in flight was just a simple troll, not much thought went into it, yet it still nabbed a couple.
Not True! I was at the airport when he did it. here's proof!
(http://www.micom.net/oops/747_decompress.jpg)