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Title: God being sued!
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 09, 2005, 05:25:45 PM
Not even the Almighty is safe from the lawyers.


Class action suit against God. (http://www.eastsidemall.com/lawyersgod/case.html)


ack-ack
Title: God being sued!
Post by: JB88 on January 09, 2005, 05:38:42 PM
judge:  you are here before me today with a suit against the holiest of holy's for possesion of the earth]?

mr. meek.  yes.  yes i am.  on behalf of my family of course.  for meeks everywhere.
Title: God being sued!
Post by: Jackal1 on January 09, 2005, 05:43:29 PM
On court date (judgement day) this will surely be dismissed due to the blasphemy clause.
Title: God being sued!
Post by: Fishu on January 09, 2005, 06:07:40 PM
God is the biggest gangster of all time - God will probably stage a convenient natural disaster or accident caused by the nature, which hurts the people trying to sue God.
Title: God being sued!
Post by: rpm on January 09, 2005, 06:47:13 PM
How will they ever find a jury of his peers?
Title: God being sued!
Post by: Gunslinger on January 09, 2005, 06:48:31 PM
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"In the Leviticus 25:24, God says we're supposed to get slaves from neighboring countries, but when I tried to buy some from Canada, I totally got arrested. Not only did I get serious emotional trauma, but now I owe a ton of money in court costs. God owes me big time and McMurtrey and Schwartz is going to help me get what I deserve. And maybe some slaves."
(http://www.eastsidemall.com/lawyersgod/g/bob.jpg)


:rofl  that's funny!

what ever the outcome the 8th circuit court of appeals will give the lawyers a HUGE settlement.
Title: God being sued!
Post by: JB88 on January 09, 2005, 06:48:40 PM
vishu,

you have hereby been notified of your civic requirement to attend jury selection....

?
Title: God being sued!
Post by: Octavius on January 09, 2005, 08:54:20 PM
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Davis once hoped to become a professional Klingon translator, but opted to attend law school rather than lose his trust fund. He readily admits it was the right decision. He says, "I get to play Minesweeper, like, five hours a day. It's pretty awesome."


hehe
Title: God being sued!
Post by: DiabloTX on January 09, 2005, 09:36:51 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
How will they ever find a jury of his peers?


I remember seeing alot of them in the MA flying LA-7s.
Title: God being sued!
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 12:27:28 AM
I wonder who God's Lawyer is going to be?



Linda Schwartz has been practicing law since 1991. She was turned down for employment with several of the nations most prestigious firms due to graduating near the bottom of her class at the Nashville School of Hospitality and Law and was therefore forced to open her own practice. She has earned quite a reputation in Chicago's legal community for her amazing trial victory record. When asked the secret of her success, Linda shrugs, "Well... I try to drop a bunch of stuff and then pick it up slowly so the jury can get a look down my shirt. That seems to work okay."
Title: God being sued!
Post by: Mighty1 on January 10, 2005, 07:42:13 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
How will they ever find a jury of his peers?


Look in any blue state.

They think they are better than God so they should be close enough.