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Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: G0ALY on January 10, 2005, 12:12:51 PM
My wife unexpectedly opened the door and caught me alone in the bathroom…Perched delicately on the bowl, reading the paper and drinking a beer. Am I the only one who does this?
Title: Re: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 10, 2005, 12:16:34 PM
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Originally posted by G0ALY
My wife unexpectedly opened the door and caught me alone in the bathroom…Perched delicately on the bowl, reading the paper and drinking a beer. Am I the only one who does this?


Well at least she didnt catch you perched on the bowl drinking a beer and playing AH....

Oh wait, she has :)
Title: Re: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: Krusher on January 10, 2005, 01:11:01 PM
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Originally posted by G0ALY
My wife unexpectedly opened the door and caught me alone in the bathroom…Perched delicately on the bowl, reading the paper and drinking a beer. Am I the only one who does this?


I used to shower and drink a beer.

Hey put it on the top shelf out of the water, who wants light beer :)
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: storch on January 10, 2005, 03:04:55 PM
that's probably pretty unique there snapper.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: Curval on January 10, 2005, 03:08:41 PM
What is weird about that...was it really early in the morning or something?

I don't get it.
:confused:
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: loser on January 10, 2005, 03:33:59 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
What is weird about that...was it really early in the morning or something?

I don't get it.
:confused:


Curval what i find weird is that he is married and craps with the door closed.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: 2stony on January 10, 2005, 03:36:09 PM
I either read or play video poker on the throne. When my wife and I first started dating, she couldn't believe I read while on the throne. She began taking polls from all the males she knew and the "reading rate" was about 90%. She only found one female that read on the throne and she herself doesn't read while on the throne. The funny thing is that she'll play video poker sometimes. What's the difference between reading and playing video poker?

:rolleyes:
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 03:38:37 PM
Because of the foul stench that comes from the bathroom when im in it my wife knows better that to open the door for at least 4-6 hours.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: loser on January 10, 2005, 03:44:12 PM
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Originally posted by wombatt
Because of the foul stench that comes from the bathroom when im in it my wife knows better that to open the door for at least 4-6 hours.


Well is she complains, tell it is because of her cooking that you smell that way.

Just make sure you still dont have your pants around your ankles...cant run at all like that.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 03:45:45 PM
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Originally posted by loser
Well is she complains, tell it is because of her cooking that you smell that way.

Just make sure you still dont have your pants around your ankles...cant run at all like that.


She has learned over the years not to mess with me in these affairs.
If she does then I just kindly leave her a floater.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: 2stony on January 10, 2005, 03:52:26 PM
Originally posted by Wambatt:
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If she does then I just kindly leave her a floater


     That is absolutely, effin disgusting!(but funny)


:rofl
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: loser on January 10, 2005, 03:58:10 PM
Do it in the tank part and it way better stony, then you can blame it on her as soon as she gets out.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: Nilsen on January 10, 2005, 04:08:48 PM
When I drop my kids off at the pool I wanna get outa there as fast as possible. I don't make time for reading or other time consuming activities.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: rpm on January 10, 2005, 04:14:18 PM
I do not eat or drink where I poop and vice-versa.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 04:45:25 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
I do not eat or drink where I poop and vice-versa.


Sound advice.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: eskimo2 on January 10, 2005, 04:49:47 PM
Why would I want to read when I'm taking a dump?  When do you read when taking a dump?  I don't get it; it takes about 10 seconds.  

eskimo
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: OIO on January 10, 2005, 04:53:27 PM
but but... if you spill a bit the bubbles make it all the more fun!
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 04:54:02 PM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Why would I want to read when I'm taking a dump?  When do you read when taking a dump?  I don't get it; it takes about 10 seconds.  

eskimo



Well without getting to personal.
Some people are either old and constipated or are on medication and constipated or are liberals and constipated either way it takes some people longer driver the porcelain bus than others.

Thats why they made the padded lids you know.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: JB88 on January 10, 2005, 04:54:09 PM
i read these posts when i evacuate.  that way, it feels like ive lost nothing at all.:)
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 05:01:54 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
i read these posts when i evacuate.  that way, it feels like ive lost nothing at all.:)


LOL If you got a computer in the crapper you really need to get out more often:D
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: 2stony on January 10, 2005, 05:09:05 PM
Originally posted by eskimo2:
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it takes about 10 seconds


     What? Do you have a bung hole the size of a manhole or something(or something)?

 :confused:
Title: Re: Re: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: G0ALY on January 10, 2005, 05:23:38 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Well at least she didnt catch you perched on the bowl drinking a beer and playing AH....

Oh wait, she has :)


Yes, she has :)

(http://rubmybelly.homestead.com/files/AWaccessory.jpg)
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: wombatt on January 10, 2005, 06:09:01 PM
What can one say:rofl :eek:
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: eskimo2 on January 10, 2005, 06:29:21 PM
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Originally posted by 2stony
Originally posted by eskimo2:


     What? Do you have a bung hole the size of a manhole or something(or something)?

 :confused:


When its time to dump, its time to dump.  Not much different than taking a wizz, is it?  Seriously, are you guys constipated most of the time?  How long does it take you folks to go?  

I'm the one whose confused.

eskimo
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: storch on January 10, 2005, 06:32:55 PM
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Originally posted by eskimo2
When its time to dump, its time to dump.  Not much different than taking a wizz, is it?  Seriously, are you guys constipated most of the time?  How long does it take you folks to go?  

I'm the one whose confused.

eskimo


this thread is going rapidly down the....... I just couldn't resist:D
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: 2stony on January 10, 2005, 06:35:17 PM
I like to take my time and make sure the chute is completely empty. My wife, however, will take 2 or 3 dumps inside of a half hour.

:lol
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: eskimo2 on January 10, 2005, 06:50:20 PM
Constipated
Readers
Anticipating
Poop

eskimo
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: beet1e on January 10, 2005, 06:57:48 PM
could understand the concern, if she'd caught you in the middle of a masturbation session.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: Habu on January 10, 2005, 07:34:48 PM
My wife almost caught me doing the same thing one time.

Fortunately I had time to ditch the beer grab a porno mag and start to masterbate before she opened the door.

She never suspected a thing.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: G0ALY on January 10, 2005, 08:05:14 PM
You have to understand, the bathroom can be an escape. I work in a very crowded, loud and unpleasant environment.

I come home to where my wife is babysitting 5 kids… none of them mine… the oldest being 3 years of age.

10 minutes of peace and quiet on the bowl can be paradise on earth.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: DieAz on January 10, 2005, 08:37:09 PM
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Originally posted by G0ALY

I come home to where my wife is babysitting 5 kids… none of them mine…



none yours? are they hers? or just what she does for her job?

this reminds me of what one guy said to another "how is your wife and my kids?"  :D
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: SmokinSS on January 10, 2005, 08:46:05 PM
If and only if your wife has a good sense of humor try this one time.

Lift the lid on the old porcelain god.
Loosely drape Saran wrap over the bowl. (Be sure to get good coverage.)
Place the lid back down and wait for the fun to start.

Oh by the way don't forget about your little booty trap you have placed.

I know this is sick but it was funny as he** when it happened to my wife.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: G0ALY on January 10, 2005, 09:10:34 PM
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Originally posted by DieAz
none yours? are they hers? or just what she does for her job?



It's what she does for a job.
Title: The wife opened the bathroom door and caught me…
Post by: JB88 on January 11, 2005, 01:25:39 AM
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Originally posted by wombatt
LOL If you got a computer in the crapper you really need to get out more often:D


oh ya,  there aint nothin like spawn campin on the pooper.

:p