Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: wombatt on January 14, 2005, 01:22:06 AM
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html
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Ouch! :mad:
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Thank God I'm American and guns are plentiful, because frankly I'd rather be shot than have my balls torn off.
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now there's something you don't hear every day. our disturbed english cousins.
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I don't think the English have a monopoly on this one Storch, that guy who had his donut cut off & re-attached and is now a pr0n actor... wasn't he Amerikan?
Missin' balls are everywhere!
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Originally posted by Saintaw
I don't think the English have a monopoly on this one Storch, that guy who had his donut cut off & re-attached and is now a pr0n actor... wasn't he Amerikan?
Missin' balls are everywhere!
He was American, but his wife (the noodle anhiliator) was french, just like you! :D actually i think she was from central america.
anyway why give up a good shot at any of our european cousins? that would be out of character for me any many others on this board.
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LOL indeed it would :D
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Date? :rofl I'm married. Enjoy the dating boys.
Karaya
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Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
oh yeah... fugin OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY!
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he'd have been better off taking a bullet.
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Is it me or are there other single guys on the boards coming across more and more women that are on prozac? or worse... not taking it when they should be?
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Originally posted by Saintaw
I don't think the English have a monopoly on this one Storch, that guy who had his donut cut off & re-attached and is now a pr0n actor... wasn't he Amerikan?
Missin' balls are everywhere!
That was John and Lorena Bobbitt...she cut off his noodle because he was a lousy lover, then she took off driving with the noodle in her car...she finally tossed it out of the car as she was driving down the road, where the severed noodle hit the windshield of a car traveling in the opposite direction. driven by a woman taxiing her 12 year old son home from soccer pratice... The 12 year old kid looked at his Mom and said "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug???"
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She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
Now that's a good friend!
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That was John and Lorena Bobbitt...she cut off his noodle because he was a lousy lover, then she took off driving with the noodle in her car...she finally tossed it out of the car as she was driving down the road, where the severed noodle hit the windshield of a car traveling in the opposite direction. driven by a woman taxiing her 12 year old son home from soccer pratice... The 12 year old kid looked at his Mom and said "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug???"
LOL
Charon
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More bollocks from the Guardian.
;)
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Originally posted by beet1e
More bollocks from the Guardian.
;)
actually it seems like 1 less bollock. not that bollocks are ever used in the UK, except of course by your ballsy PM Mr. Blair. The rest are safely locked away and registered I'm sure :D
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LOL Storch! The only PM we ever had with bollocks was Margaret Thatcher.
Hey I miss the times we used to fly in the CT together - do you still go there?
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Originally posted by beet1e
LOL Storch! The only PM we ever had with bollocks was Margaret Thatcher.
Hey I miss the times we used to fly in the CT together - do you still go there?
nope, but she did have some killer patent leather pumps. :D
you will find me in the CT from time to time.
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Yay! Its time for the John and Lorena song!
The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Come and listen to my story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night after gettin' with his wife,
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(noodle, that is)
(Clean cut, Missed his nuts)
Well, the next thing you know, there's a ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend.
(Curve, that is)
(salamanderer shrubs, Wheel hubs)
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weanie back.
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed ``Over There,''
To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air.
(Found, that is)
(By a fence, Evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
So the Dick Doc said, ``Hey, I can fix your Dong!''
``A needle and a thread is all you're gonna need.''
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed.
(Whizzed, that is)
(Even seam, Straight stream)
Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court,
With a ****-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his donut was the only one they didn't show on tape.
(Video, that is)
(Unexposed, Case closed)