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Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: go4maw on January 25, 2005, 01:18:52 AM

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He
   >bangs on the  bar with his paw and demands a beer.
>    The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
>  beer to bears in bars in Billings.
>    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
>  served a beer.
>    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't
>  serve  beer  to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
>    The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a
>  beer, I'm  going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
>  The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
>  belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
>  The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats
>  the woman    
   He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
>  The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
>  belligerent,
>  bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
>
>  The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs.
"
>  You're gonna love this.........

     The bartender says, "You are now. That was    
           barbit*hyouate

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: megadud on January 25, 2005, 01:23:01 AM

It reminds me off the movie gladiator...........

Great start!!!!................


INTENSE CLIMAX!!!!!................


terrible ending................. :rolleyes:



But good try


THE megaSTUD :D

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on January 25, 2005, 01:33:01 AM

Quote

Originally posted by megadud
It reminds me off the movie gladiator...........

Great start!!!!................


INTENSE CLIMAX!!!!!................


terrible ending................. :rolleyes:



But good try


THE megaSTUD :D

Reminds me of my second wife.  :D

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: Jackal1 on January 25, 2005, 08:59:01 AM

I like it . Bwahahahahhhahahahhahahahhahh ha

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: boxboy28 on January 25, 2005, 09:35:12 AM

Go4Maw  where did you here that joke?

I had a prof. in college at Michigan State that told that joke to his classes every term.  

as bad as thatjoke is i still think its funny!:aok

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: Flyboy on January 25, 2005, 09:55:52 AM

i thought the jokes ended when he typed "you gonna love this"

LOL thats a much batter ending then a name of some chick i dont know.

the bartender says to the bear "you gonna love this..."

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: Suave on January 25, 2005, 10:28:31 AM

I wonder how many bars in Montana have actually had bears walk into them.

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: rpm on January 25, 2005, 10:35:07 AM

If you are going to cut and paste jokes you got in a forwarded e-mail, at least use the funny ones.

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: JB88 on January 25, 2005, 10:36:14 AM

got a joke thread goin here somewhere rpm.  know any good ones?

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: megadud on January 25, 2005, 10:41:21 AM

2 guys walk into a bar...the third one ducks!  

buh bump boom!


THE megaSTUD:D

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: rpm on January 25, 2005, 10:42:13 AM

None that are worth posting.

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: Suave on January 25, 2005, 10:50:08 AM

Montanan sitting at the bar turns and looks over his shoulder and sees a massive stuffed bear posed standing upright, and he immediately shreiks in terror.

Realizing his embarrasing mistake he turns  his attention back to his beer and says with a tone of relief "Whew... thought it was the old lady for a second."

Title: Bear in a bar
Post by: Otto on January 25, 2005, 02:42:47 PM

"The bartender says, "You are now. That was
barbit*hyouate

That's really dumb.....

(Well.... maybe 'dumb' isn't the word I'm looking for... but it's in that general area.)