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Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JAGED on January 25, 2005, 02:38:12 PM
A little morbid perhaps, maybe even lock-worthy…  If so, apologies in advance…

With Johnny’s passing I thought it would be interesting to see people’s celebrity mortality predictions for this year.  No insult or disrespect is intended.  We all live and die and our time will come at some point for all of us.

Give three entries.  Definition for celebrity could be anyone known in most common households.  My predictions:

The Pope (Head of the Catholic Church)
Bin Laden (International terrorist)
Rosa Parks (Equal rights activist)

Predict (or flame) away…
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JB88 on January 25, 2005, 02:40:38 PM
kieth richards?

nawwwww.....
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: jEEZY on January 25, 2005, 02:41:25 PM
Muhamad Ali--severe parkinsons
Irvin Magic Johnson--AIDS drugs lose effectiveness over time
Whom ever is elected to office in Iraq--duh
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: wombatt on January 25, 2005, 02:43:28 PM
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Originally posted by jEEZY
Muhamad Ali
Irvin Magic Johnson
Whom ever is elected to office in Iraq


Hum may I ask Why Why and Why?
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JAGED on January 25, 2005, 02:59:19 PM
Doesn't seem so far fetched:

Muhammed is getting up there in age and he has parkinsons.
Magic has AIDS although he seems to be controlling it well.
And, well, IRAQ... Duh!
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JB73 on January 25, 2005, 03:02:41 PM
larry king

clint eastwood

regis philbin

jean stapleton
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 25, 2005, 03:05:09 PM
Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton.

John Kerry.




The revolution is coming soon comrades...
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: wombatt on January 25, 2005, 03:08:07 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton.

John Kerry.




The revolution is coming soon comrades...


Thats more like it:aok
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JB88 on January 25, 2005, 03:08:40 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton.

John Kerry.




The revolution is coming soon comrades...


the sad part is, that made me laugh.

not so much who he said, but what i imagined he looked like while he said it.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JAGED on January 25, 2005, 03:25:20 PM
Let's keep is realistic.  We can start another thread called, "Who should not survive 2005..."

:)
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: lada on January 25, 2005, 03:26:49 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton.

John Kerry.




The revolution is coming soon comrades...


muhehehe that seems to be some sort of wish list :D
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 25, 2005, 03:29:41 PM
You don't think I'm being realistic Jaged?
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JB88 on January 25, 2005, 03:31:22 PM
im sure that Megadud can give a long list of virtual wishes.

okay.  i only said one.  K. richards.  but i just cant see it...and im not entirely sure that he is actually alive so much as chemically animated...given a good druggist, he could go on pickling himself forever.  so lets try the full 3.

1. deep throat
2. walter cronkite
3. sadly, peter o'toole
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: megadud on January 25, 2005, 04:00:37 PM
JB whatever do you mean :p

Here is my list of celebrities that are old

I dont wanna see em go but well i'll give reasons

Peter Falk-pushin 80

Patrick Cranshaw (blue from old school) -pushin 90

The old lady that lives next door to me- not a celeb but DANG she is old!!!

btw the pope is going to live forever..secret is he is a robot...


THE megaSTUD :D
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: hawker238 on January 25, 2005, 04:41:41 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
You don't think I'm being realistic Jaged?


Wow, its like a radical-extremist eagler.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: LePaul on January 25, 2005, 05:24:58 PM
Richard Pryor

David Letterman

As mentioned, the Pope.  

Kirk Douglas
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: AWMac on January 25, 2005, 05:29:32 PM
Mick Jagger and Kieth Richards will both die in a lovers suicide pact.

Joan Rivers - Botox overdose. Followed by Liz Taylor and Diana Ross.....Micheal Jackson will take his own life.

Tina Turner will give birth to a Love Child.

Roseanne Barr or Rosie McDonald ~ Chockin to death on a pork chop...wait that was Mamma Cass... scratch this one.

This is too close :  Paul McCartney will die, which will reveal on his Death Certificate a different name. Killed by a Walrus.....named John.
Ringo will also pass away after Paul..unexpectedly. Which will raise a Beatle Frenzy.

George Carlin will die on stage of a heart attack in a small club.

They will remove the Pope, but his replacement will undermine the Catholic Religion by his grants.

Shirley Jones will surely pass on.

The Earth will change it's axis slowly and Nations, Islands, Shores will be lost.  Billions will die.

NATO Euro participants will still plead innocence in the "Food for Oil" project.  But Saddam H will reveal the truth.

There will be another World War in Europe, because of an assasination.

Alexander Haig will die. An assassination attempt will be made against Colin Powell.

Hillary Clinton will be involved in a car accident...which will open up a seach into a conspirisy.

*Print this out and keep it. Mark down the things that happen and those that don't.*

But keep gazing into my "Crystal Balls".
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: hawker238 on January 25, 2005, 05:33:11 PM
If you give it some thought, in the next century, at least six billion people will die.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: nirvana on January 25, 2005, 05:57:16 PM
Mac, you have chrystal ballS!?  How many do you need?
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: Chairboy on January 25, 2005, 06:16:35 PM
It's not all fun and games.  If he runs, they might shatter.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: patrone on January 25, 2005, 07:53:49 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
im sure that Megadud can give a long list of virtual wishes.

okay.  i only said one.  K. richards.  but i just cant see it...and im not entirely sure that he is actually alive so much as chemically animated...given a good druggist, he could go on pickling himself forever.  so lets try the full 3.

1. deep throat
2. walter cronkite
3. sadly, peter o'toole



I Would´nt bet on that, He looked pretty healthy last time I saw him. Lost some hair thats all.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JB88 on January 25, 2005, 07:58:18 PM
which?
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: patrone on January 25, 2005, 08:03:07 PM
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Originally posted by JB88
which?


the one thats been predicted to die every year since the beggining of the 70, s
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 25, 2005, 09:41:16 PM
Keith Richards died in 1987.  It's just nobody buried him yet.

(http://www.iorr.org/iorr27/kruger2.jpg)
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: patrone on January 25, 2005, 10:19:44 PM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Keith Richards died in 1987.  It's just nobody buried him yet.
Quote



Good one Holden :D
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 25, 2005, 10:28:40 PM
You know it'll happen.  The Revolution will occur, republicans will take over.


Someone will say, "If you say one more ****ing word Hillary, I'll do it.  That's a promise!"  

And you know she'll say something.  Kerry will try to step in.  Bill will start laughing so hard that he'll forget to breath.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: rpm on January 25, 2005, 11:04:45 PM
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Originally posted by LePaul
Richard Pryor

David Letterman

As mentioned, the Pope.  

Kirk Douglas

Letterman? He's got a long way to go before he starts being a deathwatch candidate.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: JAGED on January 26, 2005, 08:00:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Keith Richards died in 1987.  It's just nobody buried him yet.

(http://www.iorr.org/iorr27/kruger2.jpg)


Keith Richards has some sort of pact with the Devil.  He will outlive us all I tell you!  :)
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: Mighty1 on January 26, 2005, 08:11:33 AM
Robert De Niro
Jack Nicholson
Dick Clark

How do I know?

I called Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick.
Title: Celebrity Deathwatch 2005
Post by: megadud on January 26, 2005, 10:13:56 AM
mighty i thought about putting deniro and nicholson on there but....

THEY are waaay too cool to die...

THE megaSTUD :D