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Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: Saintaw on January 27, 2005, 06:27:59 AM

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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
-- Claude D. Pepper

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing

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Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: Jackal1 on January 27, 2005, 07:27:13 AM

Wax once made an eloquent statement about me that I will borrow because I believe it describes Hajo to a T.

 Hajo is so old he farts dust.


:D

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: DadRabit on January 27, 2005, 07:34:18 AM

:rofl


"I fly like old people spit"

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: Halo on January 27, 2005, 08:00:06 AM

Good ones, and don't forget this Hoosier observation:

"You're as jumpy as a fart in a skillet."

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: DadRabit on January 27, 2005, 08:01:17 AM

:rofl:rofl

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: mosgood on January 27, 2005, 02:07:00 PM

being cheap...

"He'll squeeze a nickle till the buffallo shiats"

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: Hajo on January 27, 2005, 03:32:22 PM

My favorite "you know you're getting old when" joke.


You know you're getting old when.....you sit on the toilet and your ballz are in the water.

By the way Saw....that's 2 I owe ya :cool:

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: straffo on January 27, 2005, 03:50:50 PM

Saw how many time I should say : when you write for Hajo


Use the Font Size set to HUGE  else even with his glasses there is a chance he won't be able to read.



Don't you hate the evil frog twins Hajo ?

:D

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: Jackal1 on January 27, 2005, 07:13:32 PM

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Originally posted by DadRabit
:rofl


"I fly like old people spit"

  Ummmmmm Dad, I remember something besides "spit" being used in that line. :D

Title: Hajo, I picked up some sig lines for you to use.
Post by: Saintaw on January 28, 2005, 05:15:31 AM

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Originally posted by Hajo

By the way Saw....that's 2 I owe ya :cool:

:D