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Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Habu on January 28, 2005, 08:17:40 AM
We see it in this newsgroup. We see it in the UN. We see it in world politics. The generation of Euros who were born in the 60's and grew up in the 70's and 80's are all a mess.

The question is why? Why are they so different from us?

I believe that it is due to their upbringing. While people in North America watched Starsky and Hutch or A Team on tv and listened to the Eagles, they were rocking to this:

Slow download but well worth the wait. Really. Don't give up it will be done soon. Promise. (http://www.student.ltu.se/~perlin-2/buzzprylar/tommy_seebach_apache.mpeg)
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Mickey1992 on January 28, 2005, 08:23:47 AM
I was in Ireland a couple of years ago and there were three kids (guitar, bass, drummer) playing on a street corner in Dublin.  They were around 14 or 15 and were using car batteries to power their amps and were probably making 50 punt an hour from passers-by.

Every other song they played was an Eagles song.  There is hope yet.  :D
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Saintaw on January 28, 2005, 08:39:11 AM
I see nothing wrong with that band, as a matter of fact i am wearing that very shirt today!!!
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: soda72 on January 28, 2005, 08:43:35 AM
hehehe...

that guy smiles to much...

Thank god they had ABBA ....  :D
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: storch on January 28, 2005, 08:45:23 AM
:rofl
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Habu on January 28, 2005, 09:33:54 AM
I wonder where the drummer got his glasses. I could use a pair like that.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Scaevola on January 28, 2005, 09:36:10 AM
I have that in my collection somewhere.

Eagles, bah, you were probably bopping to

http://www.mjsite.com/young/mjj19.htm


You can make your own glasses like that by taking two Jam jars and cutting the bottom off them. Then using some double sided sticky tape attach two lollipop sticks on either side. Then get a pipe cleaner (for the nose rest) and a bit more  double sided sticky tape and join the two together and hey presto.

If you have two old washing up liquid bottles I'll tell you how to make some snazzy binoculars.
Title: Re: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Naso on January 28, 2005, 10:40:54 AM
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Originally posted by Habu
We see it in this newsgroup. We see it in the UN. We see it in world politics. The generation of Euros who were born in the 60's and grew up in the 70's and 80's are all a mess.

The question is why? Why are they so different from us?

I believe that it is due to their upbringing. While people in North America watched Starsky and Hutch or A Team on tv and listened to the Eagles, they were rocking to this:

Slow download but well worth the wait. Really. Don't give up it will be done soon. Promise. (http://www.student.ltu.se/~perlin-2/buzzprylar/tommy_seebach_apache.mpeg)


HEY, YOU !!! :mad:

You are wrong, I watched Starsky and Hutch and A Team for all my youth, I listened the Eagles, I have born in the 60's, and I am equally a mess.

Your theory has proven wrong :D
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Staga on January 28, 2005, 11:47:15 AM
I did listen Sex Pistols and I become a... yeah... nevermind.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Yeager on January 28, 2005, 11:49:23 AM
inside every yurpin is a murican trying to break free from the shackels of commie mind control.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: lada on January 28, 2005, 12:20:59 PM
lol cool movie... umm they had kinda nice girls that time :D

however i admit that i had no balls to turn sound on .  Im so happy that i didnt born in 60`s
:D
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: vorticon on January 28, 2005, 12:25:29 PM
" double sided sticky tape "

you have access to non sticky tape???
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Scaevola on January 28, 2005, 01:54:27 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
" double sided sticky tape "

you have access to non sticky tape???


Of course.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: bunch on January 28, 2005, 04:01:55 PM
Language
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: vorticon on January 28, 2005, 04:03:06 PM
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Originally posted by Scaevola
Of course.


how does that work?
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: takeda on January 28, 2005, 04:35:03 PM
Hey, I watched A-Team... It tought me than Vietnam vets couldn't hit the side of a barn with chromed rifles and american cars flip 30 feet into the sky on the slightest contact. :lol. Was lots of fun.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: hawker238 on January 28, 2005, 06:32:16 PM
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Originally posted by vorticon
how does that work?


Like warning tape or red tape or a tape worm.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Staga on January 28, 2005, 06:45:05 PM
Golly-gee slow D/L; took almost 1 min (http://www.kolumbus.fi/staga/adsl_speed.gif) to download that one :(
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Tuomio on January 28, 2005, 07:03:33 PM
Girls love 70's gay mustache!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/sv/c/c7/Gertjonnys.jpg)
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: loser on January 28, 2005, 07:21:38 PM
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Originally posted by hawker238
Like warning tape or red tape or a tape worm.


or teflon tape
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: cpxxx on January 28, 2005, 11:50:09 PM
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Originally posted by Mickey1992
I was in Ireland a couple of years ago and there were three kids (guitar, bass, drummer) playing on a street corner in Dublin.  They were around 14 or 15 and were using car batteries to power their amps and were probably making 50 punt an hour from passers-by.

Every other song they played was an Eagles song.  There is hope yet.  :D


Ireland doesn't really count as Europe. Like Britain.  Man that video is scary.  

I grew up with The A team, Starsky and Hutch,  Ironside, Cannon, Rockford, Cade's County, Dallas, Dynasty, Batman, Mannix, Hawaii five 0, The Partridge family, The Brady bunch, Banacek, The Time Machine, Kojak etc etc etc.

I might as well have lived in America. I knew about about 'taking the fifth',  my  'Miranda rights',  all abou the civil war and the Declaration of Independance before I knew anything about my own country.

That's what messed me up :rofl


There is a crazy  program on On British Channel 4 called 'Eurotrash' which shows all the funny things the Euros get up to, mostly naked for some reason.  They are really messed up.  :aok
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: bunch on January 29, 2005, 05:35:09 AM
...so i hate the e-gals, but i love it when a plan comes together.  what does that make me? neck deep in the atlantic?
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Staga on January 29, 2005, 06:00:54 AM
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Originally posted by cpxxx


There is a crazy  program on On British Channel 4 called 'Eurotrash' which shows all the funny things the Euros get up to, mostly naked for some reason.  They are really messed up.  :aok


So You haven't seen Jerry Springer Show?

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1/24/05         “Love Struck!”
Carlos has been messing around on his boyfriend, Junior with transsexual Hennessey! Carlos says he loves Junior but would like to be with Hennessey since he can more easily hide the fact that he’s gay!  Next… Paulina thinks her boyfriend, Floyd is screwing around with long time acquaintance, Susan. It is confirmed that he’s a boyfriend with a wandering eye and Paulina wants nothing to do with him.  Then… Roy believes his girlfriend of 5 years, Audrey moved in with her mother because she was fed up with him and he’s will to do what it takes to get her back!  But it’s a bit more complicated than that…she’s sleeping with Roy's best friend Sammy!  

http://www.jerryspringertv.com/
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 29, 2005, 06:06:41 AM
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Originally posted by Staga
So You haven't seen Jerry Springer Show?


Jerry Springer is a scripted show like pro wrestling.  You do know that all the good shows on American TV (Like the 70's and 80's hits All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Threes Company, and many others) are patterned after BBC shows don't you?
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Staga on January 29, 2005, 06:40:23 AM
Some take it quite serious...
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/LAW/07/28/talkshow.killing/
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 29, 2005, 06:51:35 AM
They told him not to improvise but he went off script.

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BBC-1998
Sixteen former guests on The Jerry Springer Show say they were coached in who to hit when they appeared on the programme.

They have told Rolling Stone magazine, the New York Post and a TV entertainment show, Extra, that the chat show even had a fight quota for each programme.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 29, 2005, 10:16:04 AM
"Apache!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: scout on January 29, 2005, 10:38:11 AM
I had a toy tent tipi exactly like that, haven't remembered it for 30 years. Why have I repressed ?:confused:

It's the shock of american cultural imperalism causing a childhood trauma, it must be!  Now the video have unblocked the memories and a life time of pent-up frustrations from my unresolved psychosis can manifest.  Now I'm embracing The American Way, going postal in a shooting spree.:mad:


On a sidenote, the girls are very fine indeed :D

For cpxxx, you forgot McCloud (Dennis Weaver) how can you forget McCloud the horseback inner city cop ?;)
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Habu on January 31, 2005, 08:06:05 AM
Yes the girls are very nice. I like the natural breasts. No big gaudy fake implants.

If the video has one redeeming quality that is it.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Suave on January 31, 2005, 08:10:56 AM
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Originally posted by Habu
Yes the girls are very nice. I like the natural breasts.  

They had no breasts.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: cpxxx on January 31, 2005, 01:35:55 PM
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Originally posted by scout
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For cpxxx, you forgot McCloud (Dennis Weaver) how can you forget McCloud the horseback inner city cop ?;) [/B]


Dammit or should I say 'Gosh durn it ' I forgot McCloud and The Virginian, Bonanza, Gunsmoke, Casey Jones, The Time Tunnel, Land of the Giants, Police Story and a whole passle of others.!!!

Edit and Spencer's pilots, The Whirlybirds, Skippy, no wait that was Australian.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Habu on February 01, 2005, 02:38:39 PM
Whirlybirds?

LOL I remember that one. Didn't every episode involve them having to dangle on a rope from the helicopter to rescue some idiot who got stuck in mud or on a ledge?
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Habu on March 02, 2005, 08:49:10 AM
If a guy is in the kitchen of a house and is an American, what would you be if you are in the bathroom?






 
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Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Americon on March 02, 2005, 09:28:13 AM
Zulu/Americon gone!
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Habu on March 02, 2005, 09:50:18 AM
Say it as:

You're a pee'n
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: lasersailor184 on March 02, 2005, 02:01:07 PM
It actually  has to do with genetics.


You see, after WW2, the only europeans left alive were the pansies (the ones who didn't go to the war).  So all the pansies bred pansie children.  Hence why the Europeans are afraid to go to war now.


It's sort of like Squirrels.  You have the squirrels that know how to avoid cars.  And you have the squirrels that aren't smart enough to avoid the cars (not saying europeans aren't smart).  Everyonce in a while one of the stupider squirrels will get a girl just by dumb luck.  

Then comes along a bunch of hunters who take out the squirrels who avoid cars.  The girl squirrels only have the the ones who will run in front of cars to breed with.

(Yet again, not saying that Europeans are stupid).
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: -tronski- on March 02, 2005, 02:28:59 PM
I love it when a plan comes together

 Tronsky
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Skydancer on March 02, 2005, 05:34:45 PM
What was the plan?

Anyhow don't lump us all in together Brits Aren't exactly totaly European. Some people think so but we might argue.
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Krusher on March 02, 2005, 06:04:52 PM
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Originally posted by takeda
Hey, I watched A-Team... It tought me than Vietnam vets couldn't hit the side of a barn with chromed rifles and american cars flip 30 feet into the sky on the slightest contact. :lol. Was lots of fun.



heheheh 50million bullets and nobody ever got hit !
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Pei on March 02, 2005, 06:55:09 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
It actually  has to do with genetics.


You see, after WW2, the only europeans left alive were the pansies (the ones who didn't go to the war).  So all the pansies bred pansie children.  Hence why the Europeans are afraid to go to war now.


So the only Americans left after WWII were the fat, arrogant and ignorant ones and so the only Yanks left today are fat, arrogant and ignorant?

:rolleyes:
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: Elfie on March 02, 2005, 08:00:56 PM
Link is broken now :(
Title: Why Europeans are all so messed up
Post by: lasersailor184 on March 02, 2005, 09:30:10 PM
No no.  All of our soldiers (AKA the generation) didn't die.