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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swager on January 28, 2005, 09:30:25 PM
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050128/en_nm/leisure_spongebob_dc
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Dont these people have something else better to do?
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At least two Christian activist groups said the innocent and hugely popular cartoon character SpongeBob and his best mate Patrick Starfish are being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality.
retards.
"Nooo! Everybody look at the freak! See see! Throw rocks.. anything! Quickly, before they start getting along!"
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Given that:
Sponges do not possess any structures that can be considered organs. For instance, sponges do not have stomachs or kidneys. Instead, sponge cells of various types are responsible for bodily functions, the day-to-day activities that sustain life.
Sponges are primarily marine, mostly in shallower coastal waters, although fresh water sponges also exist.
Sponges are sessile and attached to either the substrate or submerged objects- occasionally on other animals such as crabs
Sponges have 4 very loosely differentiated cells:
* Pinacocytes- outer cells covering sponge; equivalent of epidermis, “skin cells”
* Porococytes- cells which line the pores of the sponge; through which water is drawn
* Choanocytes- similar to choanoflagellates; collared cells with flagella which create water current and collect food matter or sticky contractile collar.
* Amoebocytes- amoeba-like cells found throughout the sponge; store, digest and transport food, excrete wastes, secrete skeleton and also may give rise to buds in asexual reproduction;
Conclusion:
Some species of sponges are sexual, but it appears that the sqaurepantzia variety is asexual, having both egg and spermatic cells, and since this particular variety has no specific gender, or both genders if you will, homosexuality has no meaning in this special context.
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LOL
Reminds me of a skit I saw on TV. A senator was presented with a series of paintings of questionable content. From the audiance vantage one couldn't see the front of the paintings.
As the senator was looking at the paintings on by one he was saying "Oh this is filth, they're all young boys! That's disgusting! What kind of sicko would paint filth like this !?
And then the camera swung around behind the senator so that the audience could view the paintings. They we're large rorschach test plates :D
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However since Spongebob's best friend is of a different species, notably a starfish, it is obvious that he practices bestiality, and is therefore a sexual deviant.
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I saw the movie that they were relating too, not sure if it's the same one, to lazy to look, but sponge bob was in it but once or twice for less then 3 secs.