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Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: Muckmaw1 on February 01, 2005, 02:33:04 PM
This is one for you photo-shop guys.

Have a look at this page.

It looks like the Insurgents snapped a picture of a GI Joe type doll!

http://www.drudgereport.com/

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050201/D87VTJHG0.html

I'm calling BS on this one.


Look at the gun pointed at his head.

No one appears to be holding it.

And it looks odd.

Any thoughts?
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: Mickey1992 on February 01, 2005, 02:37:53 PM
OMG!!!  I hope you are right.
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 01, 2005, 02:39:14 PM
Why does that M16(or AR15) to the right have a stick like handle coming down from the handguard?
-SW
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: Mickey1992 on February 01, 2005, 02:40:07 PM
From MSNBC:

"NBC News counterterrorism analyst Evan Kohlman said some details in the picture appear to be doctored."

The more I look at it, the more it appears fake.  :D
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Post by: TweetyBird on February 01, 2005, 02:40:33 PM
If this is true, they are a hell of a lot dumber than I thought. They'll do in one second what the United States has been trying to do for years - make them appear as fools.

The other possibility is its some geek pretending to be a terrorist or an intentional hoax. Either way I hope they catch the fool.

Maybe its the CIA saying "gotcha" to the media?
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Post by: Muckmaw1 on February 01, 2005, 02:46:23 PM
Why would they hold his OWN weapon to his head?

Could it be they did not have a 2" AK-47 handy?
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Post by: Otto on February 01, 2005, 02:46:51 PM
Is 'Barbie' next.....?
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 01, 2005, 02:47:52 PM
The "Insurgent" soldier hasn't been put through the mold yet, complete with bomb vest and "lalalalala" voice generation.
-SW
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: wulfie on February 01, 2005, 03:17:55 PM
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Why does that M16(or AR15) to the right have a stick like handle coming down from the handguard?
-SW


It's a forward hand grip. You'll almost always see them on M4s (carbine version of M16). It aids weapon stability and is really usefull in CQC situations where you have a lot of situational- and tactics- generated weapon movement.

Mike/wulfie
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 01, 2005, 03:25:27 PM
Interesting, I had never seen that before.
-SW
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Post by: Raider179 on February 01, 2005, 03:52:16 PM
yep looks fake. look at the expression on the toy and the "picture". They are also now reporting that the "alledged shooting down of the c130" is also a fake video. The missile launched in the video does not seem to be an air to air missile.
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Post by: Lizking on February 01, 2005, 03:57:28 PM
No oil for Dolls!

I DEMAND that we bring our dolls home TODAY!


The head of one of our dolls is worth more than a 100 of the terrorists!


It is just too easy.  I think Leno faked it just so he could use it in his monologue.
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Post by: Charon on February 01, 2005, 04:04:41 PM
LOL!  Local news just reported on the "story"  with no mention of the barbie angle.

Charon
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Post by: VOR on February 01, 2005, 04:19:56 PM
Nothing needs to be said about this one. :lol
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Post by: Sikboy on February 01, 2005, 04:26:09 PM
I told him: "Joe, don't go. This isn't your fight!" and Joe replied "I will fight for freedom where ever there's trouble, GI Joe is
there!
GI Joe, a real American hero, GI Joe is there!

And he left.

-Sik
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Post by: Golfer on February 01, 2005, 04:34:01 PM
Shouldn't they be using a 30 round mag?

I don't know for sure, but the 20 round mag pictured was used on the VN models of M-16 and all the images coming from Iraq I have only seen 30 round mags.

Just my little take.

The gun looks disporportional somehow...I hope these words don't bite me in the rear if thats one of our boys.
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Post by: Lizking on February 01, 2005, 04:38:21 PM
Take that gun and try and hold it out in that position.  If you dont have that gun, take a 10# sledgehammer and hold it horizontally by the last 4"'s of the handle.
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Post by: wulfie on February 01, 2005, 04:42:26 PM
Lizking,

If your signature is from a song - that's a great song. :)

Mike/wulfie
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Post by: Lizking on February 01, 2005, 04:47:33 PM
It is, and it is.
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Post by: midnight Target on February 01, 2005, 05:39:22 PM
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050201/D8800JRO0.html

Quote
Liam Cusack, of the toy manufacturer Dragon Models USA Inc., said the image bore a striking resemblance to the African-American version of its "Cody" action figure.

"It is our doll ... To me, it looks definitely like it is," Cusack told The Associated Press. "Everything the guy is wearing is exactly what comes with our figure. If you look at the two pictures side by side, it'd be a huge coincidence."


Free Cody!!!!
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Post by: Golfer on February 01, 2005, 05:41:33 PM
(http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRAQ_SOLDIER.sff_NY118_20050201161824.jpg)

(http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRAQ_SOLDIER.sff_LON128_20050201125054.jpg)
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Post by: Wolfala on February 01, 2005, 07:03:55 PM
Oh my god it is GI JOE. How sad - Mattel should send a squad over in the Sky Strikers and wooop wooop!
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Post by: Gunslinger on February 01, 2005, 07:16:46 PM
I was gonna say his LBV (load bearing vest....the thingy that holds all his magazines Side-side note:  the thing normally holds 30 round mags not 20.)


anyhow looks totally faked to me.
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Post by: cpxxx on February 01, 2005, 08:21:54 PM
Wow 'cody' really looks pizzed.  I hope 'Mel, Richard, Stanley, Jon, Jennifer, Fernando and Alex' get there in time to save him.  Otherwise Osama will behead him.

http://www.voyagertoys.com/product_details.cfm?Product_ID=3391
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Post by: TweetyBird on February 01, 2005, 08:34:52 PM
Any guesses whether or not this is a western hoax planted on the web site?
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Post by: Lizking on February 01, 2005, 08:36:54 PM
I think any Le3t 13 year old from the US could have done a better job than that.
Title: Re: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: patrone on February 01, 2005, 08:39:14 PM
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Originally posted by Muckmaw1

Any thoughts?


Amazing trick, what will they come up with next?
I was totaly fooled by this picture until you posted about it, thank you Muckmaw1.
I was so fearing for his life and he turned out to be a doll..........
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Post by: Charon on February 01, 2005, 08:53:18 PM
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Otherwise Osama will behead him


I can remember beheading a few GI Joes in my day :) De arming and delegging, followed by the firecracker blast or lighter burn.

Charon
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: stiehl on February 01, 2005, 09:23:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Why does that M16(or AR15) to the right have a stick like handle coming down from the handguard?
-SW


The A4 has the handgrip. My cousin's unit were issued those before shipping to Afghanistan last fall.
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Post by: anton on February 02, 2005, 12:15:09 AM
I am impressed with Joe's facial expression, It is extremely universal. He is obviously molded for many situations.  Since these dolls were made to inspire creative immagination;
 
I imagine the pictured "Joe" somehow releases himself from his current bound position, then silenty kills alls detainers in his immediate proximity. He then orchestrates, co-ordinates and initiates, the release of his 3 S.O. buddies; Foley, Connor, & Bradley. The 4 S.O. "Joes" then proceed to overthrow the entire enemy compound, while in the process, they gather various weaponery, gain acces to radio communication and gain contact with H.Q.  to set up a rendevous for extraction. On the way to the extraction point, they take out multiple infantry forces, and several armored vehicles.

Ahhhh, Good Times!

Anton
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Post by: Nash on February 02, 2005, 12:17:52 AM
:aok
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Post by: NUKE on February 02, 2005, 12:27:00 AM
Nash...god, I hate you! I wish you would never post here again, because I hate you so much. I shall like to drown your arse!

Any good new bands you recommend?
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Post by: Nash on February 02, 2005, 12:32:10 AM
Uhm... dunno if it'd be your thing, but I got Dios: Dios on right now.
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: NUKE on February 02, 2005, 12:36:00 AM
well, I stopped ripping off songs about 2 years ago and I never heard of them......... :(
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Post by: patrone on February 02, 2005, 12:38:54 AM
Good, Nuke, thats real courage
Title: Did the Insurgents Capture GI JOE?
Post by: NUKE on February 02, 2005, 12:41:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by patrone
Good, Nuke, thats real courage


courage?

Just honest.
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Post by: patrone on February 02, 2005, 12:44:05 AM
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Originally posted by NUKE
courage?

Just honest.


Yes, a great thing in my opinion, people ripping of songs dont know what harm they actully do to the music industry.
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Post by: Nash on February 02, 2005, 12:58:00 AM
iMusic (http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/listen/0,,,00.html)

Type in the name of the band that you're curious about, and listen. Sounds like crap, but it's enough to give ya an idea.

Personally, it doesn't me quite enough of an idea... It just lets me know if the band is worth checking out. Then I download off of Kazzaa and give them a real listen. If I'm gonna listen to it more than a couple of times, I buy the CD. If not, nobody loses.

This system causes me to dish out more on CDs than I usually did. Probably 4-6 a month.
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Post by: NUKE on February 02, 2005, 01:02:21 AM
Am I doing something wrong Nash? I went to the sight and typed Dios.....got about a 15 second clip of one song.
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Post by: NUKE on February 02, 2005, 01:05:31 AM
I just found how to get to more of their music.....kinda Beatlistic.....my kinda music
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Post by: Nash on February 02, 2005, 01:08:29 AM
Figured. ;)

Kinda Beatles meets Pavement.
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Post by: patrone on February 02, 2005, 01:08:49 AM
Dios sounds a little like Beatles.
Thanks Nash for the tip of both Dios and Imusic
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Post by: NUKE on February 02, 2005, 01:23:39 AM
well, I'd buy a cd.  I like it.
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Post by: WilldCrd on February 02, 2005, 08:33:30 AM
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This combination shows an image, left, posted on an Iraqi militant Web site on Tuesday Feb. 1, 2005 and an image provided by toy manufacturer Dragon Models USA of an action figure named " Cody" in a box. The Web site posted the photograph of what it claimed was a kidnapped U.S. soldier, but doubts were quickly raised about its authenticity and the U.S. military said no soldiers were missing. Dragon Models USA, said the figure in the photo resembled one of its military action figures originally produced for sale at U.S. bases in Kuwait. (AP Photo/Dragon Models USA, HO)


Well gee sold in kuwait....hmmm i think the media might just figure this one out...maybe
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Post by: Yeager on February 02, 2005, 08:51:44 AM
I have captured and tortured several GI Joes dolls over the years.  If you light them on fire the plastic burns with an unusual ferocity (at least the mid 1970s type plastic) and as the little flaming droplets fall free (supposing GIJoe is in a freefall or similar altitude) they sound really cool.  Sort of a crackling wizzing sound.
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Post by: JBA on February 02, 2005, 08:55:37 AM
They must have the same producers as Dan Rather.  

Was Dan "my source is impeccable, and want the story to be true therefore it is true" Rather consulted on this one?
:lol
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Post by: Rasker on February 02, 2005, 09:29:44 AM
I'm waiting for a pic showing "Mr. Bill" being menaced by "Mr. Hands" from Saturday Night Live as Hands announces his alignment with Zarqawi and Al-Qaida [mebbe Hands can wear a kaffiyeh on his wrist]. or... Barbie posed as Patty Hurst posing as "Tania" announcing the same with AK-47 brandished.  I'm happy I'm not on the same side of history as these pathetic, vicious losers.
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Post by: eagl on February 02, 2005, 09:38:35 AM
Wow Rasker,

People are pretty mad at the media nowadays but don't you think "pathetic, vicious losers" is a bit strong even if you're referring to Fox news?
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Post by: Rasker on February 02, 2005, 09:45:18 AM
I meant the terrorists, not CBS, but I can see how the that term "pathetic, vicious losers" could be read to apply to either.