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Title: dwarf joke
Post by: bigsky on February 13, 2005, 05:14:18 PM

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are THE seven
dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son", says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.  

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting..........

"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: Regular on February 13, 2005, 05:17:25 PM

:)

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: JoOwEn on February 13, 2005, 10:27:55 PM

LOL!

:lol

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: bigsky on February 15, 2005, 08:00:43 PM

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: vorticon on February 15, 2005, 08:26:29 PM

:lol :lol :lol

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: JB88 on February 15, 2005, 11:12:09 PM

:rofl

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: Suave on February 16, 2005, 08:26:06 AM

We prefer to be called little people.

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: JB88 on February 16, 2005, 12:54:57 PM

oh, and btw....my mother is a dwarf you bastard.

:cool:

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: slimm50 on February 16, 2005, 12:59:52 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
oh, and btw....my mother is a dwarf you bastard.

:cool:

Was she ever a nun?:p

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: JB88 on February 16, 2005, 01:02:16 PM

:rofl

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: Shamus on February 16, 2005, 01:51:26 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Suave
We prefer to be called little people.

You a dwarf or a penguin? :)

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: AWMac on February 16, 2005, 04:29:27 PM

Once you go penguin, you nevar go back!

:D

Title: dwarf joke
Post by: JB88 on February 16, 2005, 04:33:08 PM

fornicate the penguin!

:aok














(5 bonus points for anyone who knows that reference.)