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Title: Skuzz-ku
Post by: haiku on February 17, 2005, 03:43:20 PM: 5 7 5 rule.
But can you follow it now?
The subject: skuzzy.
Title: skuzz-ku
Post by: -dead- on February 17, 2005, 03:49:43 PM: INconceivable!
Poetry about Skuzzy:
in before the lock.
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Post by: haiku on February 17, 2005, 03:51:23 PM: INciteful? not so.
One speaks of homage to skuzz.
If one knows what's good.
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Post by: JB88 on February 17, 2005, 04:03:23 PM: long time no locked threads.
skuzzy gone on vacation?
has o-club gone soft?

:)
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Post by: Russian on February 17, 2005, 04:08:51 PM: Japanese poetry….in English………about skuzzy-some…....nice
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Post by: AWMac on February 17, 2005, 04:12:14 PM: IN case you seek the Lock,
You can count me IN.
But if it's Skuzz you want to knock,
Then let the sININg begIN.

5 IN's...now 6.

:aok
Title: skuzz-ku
Post by: JB88 on February 17, 2005, 04:16:28 PM: skuzzy answers phone.
answer comes to him quickly.
"turning it on helps."
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Post by: Russian on February 17, 2005, 04:16:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
an "r" for effort,
russian tries to write haiku.
made by committee?

Russian and poetry do not mix together….Why don’t you explain to everyone here what haiku is? :aok
Title: skuzz-ku
Post by: JB88 on February 17, 2005, 04:19:27 PM: according to haiku it is:

five
seven
five.

(i think)

though i believe that there are other formats that can be followed as well.

it denotes the amount of syllables.

skuzz - y = 2 syllables.

ergo. skuzz-y ans-wers phone = five syllables.

then second line would be seven syllables.

then five again.

i was just kidding btw russian. post deleted.

peace.

:)
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Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2005, 05:04:59 PM: Skuzzy is not here?
Woot! Let the party begIN!
Skuzzy is not here!
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Post by: john9001 on February 17, 2005, 05:14:10 PM: i want write haiku
but i no speak japanese
what do i do now
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Post by: Lizking on February 17, 2005, 05:22:09 PM: Curse moan whine attack

Children idiots
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Post by: storch on February 17, 2005, 05:27:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by john9001
i want write haiku
but i no speak japanese
what do i do now

ask karnak for help
he will if he is able
but don't expect much.
:D
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Post by: Swager on February 17, 2005, 06:28:48 PM: Maybe he will INtercept this threat elsewhere.
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Post by: SOB on February 17, 2005, 06:36:09 PM: Skuzzy kicks out cord
all goes quiet in o'club
many jonesing geeks
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Post by: NUKE on February 17, 2005, 06:57:01 PM: now I fling my poo
like a monkey at the zoo
i want out of here
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Post by: bigsky on February 17, 2005, 07:07:09 PM: haikus
r
ghey
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Post by: SOB on February 17, 2005, 07:21:07 PM: real men like haikus
Bigsky is a meatgazer
don't pee next to him
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Post by: Glasses on February 17, 2005, 07:50:33 PM: Sorani Subieru Kurogane no shiro
Suppa Robotto Majinga Zetto!
Muteki no chikara wa bokura no tame ni
Seigi Kokoromo Bairuda On!
Tobase Tekken Roketto panchii
Ima da dasun da burestto firaaa.
Majingo Majingo Majingo Skuzzyeto!
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Post by: Darkish on February 17, 2005, 08:29:56 PM: The sheep, aaaah the sheep,
Why do you take them from me?
I miss them a lot.
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Post by: rpm on February 17, 2005, 08:48:38 PM: There was a young man named Skuzzy,

Oh wait, wrong format.
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Post by: bigsky on February 17, 2005, 09:41:02 PM: SOB
is
so
mommytrained
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Post by: Masherbrum on February 17, 2005, 11:01:34 PM: There is only one SkuzzINator
He will sometimes feed the server hamster
until he locks the thread

Karaya
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Post by: Nash on February 17, 2005, 11:17:05 PM: one o'clock two o'
clock three o'clock rock, four o'
clock five o'clock six
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Post by: NUKE on February 17, 2005, 11:26:04 PM: lol nash....it fits sorta...but kinda not.
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Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2005, 11:28:09 PM: Hey Nash play the game.
Take your shot and fire away
Otherwise you're lame
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Post by: NUKE on February 17, 2005, 11:29:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Hey Nash play the game.
Take your shot and fire away
Otherwise you're lame

cheat!

you're is two words..........god I hate you!
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Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2005, 11:32:40 PM: Nuke please understand
It is not the words numbered
but the syllables

I think :)
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Post by: NUKE on February 17, 2005, 11:34:34 PM: you got me on a technical :)
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Post by: Nash on February 17, 2005, 11:37:55 PM: battling MCs
of Haiku; Ninja poets
just keeping it real
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 17, 2005, 11:48:14 PM: C'mon guys, this isn't a ****ing IQ test!

5 SYLLABLES
7 SYLLABLES
5 SYLLABLES

Christ, I'm surprised half of you can get food to your mouth.
Title: skuzz-ku
Post by: Masherbrum on February 17, 2005, 11:50:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
C'mon guys, this isn't a ****ing IQ test!

5 SYLLABLES
7 SYLLABLES
5 SYLLABLES

Christ, I'm surprised half of you can get food to your mouth.

Too "intelligent" to come up with your own, big mouth? :aok

Karaya
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Post by: NUKE on February 17, 2005, 11:52:26 PM: everyone suks
everyone wants to be fu**ed
everyone dies
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 17, 2005, 11:54:29 PM: HiTech is the man.
But there is a small problem,
He can't spell for ****.
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Post by: NUKE on February 17, 2005, 11:54:42 PM: hey, guess what dumb arse?
you are a total loser
and your dad suks d***
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Post by: JB88 on February 17, 2005, 11:58:46 PM: O-club goes crazy.
nuke wears pantyhose and types.
skuzzy reads and laughs.
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Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2005, 11:59:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
everyone suks
everyone wants to be fu**ed
everyone dies

First line numbers four
Second makes the right number
Third is wrong again
Title: skuzz-ku
Post by: lasersailor184 on February 18, 2005, 12:00:47 AM: eh ver ree one sucks
eh vree one wants to be ****ed
eh ver ree one dies.

Real tough one there sandman...
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Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2005, 12:01:20 AM: e-ver-y-one. four.
the panties are right this time.
much as it pains me.
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Post by: Sandman on February 18, 2005, 12:05:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
eh ver ree one sucks
eh vree one wants to be ****ed
eh ver ree one dies.

Real tough one there sandman...

Evidently...

Quote

Main Entry: ev·ery (http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=every&x=0&y=0)
Pronunciation: 'ev-rE

:p
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Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2005, 12:07:03 AM: the sandman proves it.
digression follows closely.
nuke is retarded.
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Post by: Nash on February 18, 2005, 12:10:16 AM: The Ninja MCs
Give no ground, say 'yo, whasup?'
A Haiku rumble
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Post by: NUKE on February 18, 2005, 12:13:40 AM: A tree is a life
Life is a very dumb tree
A life is joke
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Post by: Sandman on February 18, 2005, 12:13:49 AM: Don't shreck with Sandman
The dictionary is near
So back to the game
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Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2005, 12:16:20 AM: a story is tree?
nuke pontificating life.
skuzzy holds barfbag.
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Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2005, 12:18:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nash
one o'clock two o'
clock three o'clock rock, four o'
clock five o'clock six

o'clock rock, nine, ten,
eleven, o-clock rock. were
gonna rock around...
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Post by: Sandman on February 18, 2005, 12:19:08 AM: Nuke is a talent
His plane models show detail
Search the board for pics
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Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2005, 12:22:00 AM: sandman shows respect,
has he lost the winning edge?
sandman shows kindness.
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Post by: Sandman on February 18, 2005, 12:24:08 AM: sandman feels fatigue
his day has been long and hard
time to call a night
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Post by: -dead- on February 18, 2005, 12:27:03 AM: [personal attack]
[off topic] [personal attack]
[personal attack]

Here in the O' Club,
Even haikus get nasty.
Skuzzy hates us all.
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Post by: lada on February 18, 2005, 12:59:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
long time no locked threads.
skuzzy gone on vacation?
has o-club gone soft?

:)

dont worry since i did hear Rumsfeld speach last week im about to fix it :D
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Post by: SOB on February 18, 2005, 01:13:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by NUKE
A tree is a life
Life is a very dumb tree
A life is joke

that's twice now you gimp
third line needs five syllables
your third line has four
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 18, 2005, 07:13:07 AM: Every can go either way...
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on February 18, 2005, 08:27:10 AM: Dorks.
-SW
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Post by: NUKE on February 18, 2005, 09:13:12 AM: tellling the truth can be
dangerous business
honest and popular don't go hand in hand
If you admit that you play the accordion,
No one will hire you in a rock 'n' roll band
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Post by: JB88 on February 18, 2005, 09:53:40 AM: alas nuke it's true.
grandpa played the accordian.
in a polka band.