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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: kaos1 on February 17, 2005, 07:25:25 PM
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Here is a thought, what would be the best Aprils fools joke for Hitech to incorporate into AHII for just that one day. Any and all ideas welcome. With anyluck, HiTech may just do something.
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I'd make a PT fly. But thats just me.
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I think flying PT boats would be enough, dont need kids asking for lasers and nukes.
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I would make everyones airplane look like a stick figure from the early days with AW. Or make a map that looks like the original small europe complete with the abbrviated names and land names changed to A, B, C.
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lol bustr, that'd be great.
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make all the inputs from your controls perform in the opposite
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he did flying pt boats at the last Con. unless you do a high cv group steamin up at 10k, haven't seen that yet.
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Would laugh my arse off if HTC made aircraft invulnerable but still secretly registered hits; so instead of "so & so landed 5 kills" it would read "so & so was killed 25 times".
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Originally posted by Darkish
Would laugh my arse off if HTC made aircraft invulnerable but still secretly registered hits; so instead of "so & so landed 5 kills" it would read "so & so was killed 25 times".
Thats an awesome suggestion!!! Would be friggin hilarious!
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Everybody could only up la7's no matter what you choose.:D
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TOD was released
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On April 1, for each player, the first 60 seconds the following actions are attempted, the results will be:
parachute will not open and voice will say "Quit yanking on me!"
ack guns will sound in tiny little voice "ooh ah ooh ah"
engine starts will burst into flames as European crash truck sirens sound ("eee ah eee ah eee ah")
base icons flashing will have woman's voice warning "Base out of whack, base out of whack"
pt boat engine start will initiate severe flooding sound and anxious voice "Sir, permission to abandom ship!"
... enough ... the mind boggles ....
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Originally posted by wojo71
Everybody could only up la7's no matter what you choose.:D
Screw that. Everyone could only up p-40's.
Everyone already ups la7's anyway.
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explosions look like the little POW/ZAP/KAZOOIE thingies in old cartoons
add complete nudist beaches that you can almost, but not quite, make out anything more than the general outline
change the PT boat into a small canoe, armed to the teeth with BB guns...
any collisions will be reported by a high pitch yowl of "DOWDED!"
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or when you get shot down by a N1k you get
JAPWNED!
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Originally posted by kaos1
Here is a thought, what would be the best Aprils fools joke for Hitech to incorporate into AHII for just that one day. Any and all ideas welcome. With anyluck, HiTech may just do something.
I would make Dowding gay.
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Remodel the SpitV as "Woodstock" (peanuts cartoon) would be kinda funny - we'd see a lot of them too :D
asw
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make straiga tell the truth...
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Sharks with frikkin lasers on their frikkin heads.
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Korean arena:rolleyes:
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Well an Aprils fools joke has to fool us like :
When login online to MA 1.4.2005 you get a message :
"There is a new patch of size 14GB, do you want to down load it now?"
Or in textbuffer
"Lost UDP switching to TCP"
"Note your internet is very slow, please upgrade to RFC1149 for a faster connection."
http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/ (http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/)
Or perk some popular rides like LA7, P51, P38 with 50 points or so?
For the joke to be good one has to first go :eek: and then :rofl
Right?
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Originally posted by NUKE
make all the inputs from your controls perform in the opposite
thats true april fools if ever ive seen it.
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Too bad they can't make the little enemy P51s you see in offline mode engage you instead of just flying in a circle. Say when you reached 1K, they turn and start coming after you. I know that would freak me out. :D
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Dragons. Flying wingflapping firebreathing Dragons.
Orr put all the HQs in other peoples countries
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262's are free and la7's cost 500 perks.
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turn the HO off.
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Make .303's do the damage of 37mm's, and 37mm's do the damage of .303's. Everything is reversed in damage.
I.E. Most powerful on down would be .303, .50, jap 20, german 20, hispano...
I'm talking about huge explosions!
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Well hell. for that matter why not just turn everything upside down. And make everyone fly inverted
the ony people that wouldnt notice the change would be the aussies. their toilets run backwards anyway lmao
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make the sky blood red, and the ground neon yellow.
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add an invisible wall at 8k, anyone that hits it dies.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
...the aussies. their toilets run backwards anyway lmao
lol
but, seriously... that's a myth.
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Turn off killshooter for friendly targets.
And turn it ON for enemy targets. :) First guy that lines up behind a seemingly unaware afk plane and lets loose at d200 ends up cussing in his own tower and wondering how that G'D' so and so managed to kill him .......................
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I think announcing HTC was sold to IEN would be a pretty good april fools joke huh? :D
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Too scary, siaf.
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
I think announcing HTC was sold to IEN would be a pretty good april fools joke huh? :D
You think?
Most of the vets around here would go instant basket case.
:P
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I think the coolest april fools thing HTC could do is make a special arena for that one day.
A simple, HUGE map filled with 10k mountain valleys, HUGE cities (aka a city could cover 1 sector), littered with V-bases all over around the cities...
and the only 'airfields' would be 5 flying aircraft carriers per country that hover at 25k alt and can launch all airplane types and travel around at 120mph.
THAT would be a hoot :D
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every airbase, instead of the normal takeoff points have 15k air starts.
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Cvs that can traveres land...
LAND SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
LArge Flying Bunnies floating thru the air..you cant fly thru them...
or guess you could make them, ,.,LArge Floating Sheep..
bahhhhhhhhhhhh
..Or..Put Kill Shooter on the nme: )
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flying sheep that have hispanos.
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LAND SHARK!