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Title: Some nut
Post by: SunTracker on February 26, 2005, 01:43:48 PM

...is circling my house in one of those fan powered parachute units.  I will go take a picture.  I think he wants to land in my yard since I have 6 acres.

Title: Some nut
Post by: Nilsen on February 26, 2005, 01:50:13 PM

Call lazs... im sure he has som AAA that you can borrow. :)

Title: Some nut
Post by: SunTracker on February 26, 2005, 02:00:57 PM

http://home.insightbb.com/~k4emq/fan.AVI

Title: Some nut
Post by: Heater on February 26, 2005, 02:28:14 PM

shoot him down, the noise would drive me nuts!

Title: Some nut
Post by: Nilsen on February 26, 2005, 02:32:14 PM

damn that must be annoying.

Title: Some nut
Post by: Dago on February 26, 2005, 02:34:35 PM

Its the super secret National Security Agency, they have you under survelliance, unfortunately due to recent budget cuts, they lack the equipment to do it as covertly as in the past.  

Do you own a paintball gun?  This would be a good time to try wing shooting with it.

dago:D

Title: Some nut
Post by: Martlet on February 26, 2005, 02:38:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dago
Its the super secret National Security Agency, they have you under survelliance, unfortunately due to recent budget cuts, they lack the equipment to do it as covertly as in the past.  

Do you own a paintball gun?  This would be a good time to try wing shooting with it.

dago:D

hmmmm.   Good idea.  Maybe I'll go do some paintball tonight.

Title: Some nut
Post by: eagl on February 26, 2005, 04:25:45 PM

Suntracker,

Let him land and then tell him you charge a $20 landing fee for airport terminal expenses.  If he asks "what terminal", point at your house or toolshed and offer to let him use the toilet if he coughs up the landing fee.

Offer lunch for $10.  Pilots usually have money.

Title: Re: Some nut
Post by: Gh0stFT on February 26, 2005, 04:36:45 PM

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Originally posted by SunTracker
...one of those fan powered parachute units.

its called a "fan powered Paraglider"! ;)
and those things are FUN! to fly.

Title: Some nut
Post by: Dago on February 26, 2005, 04:43:22 PM

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Originally posted by eagl
Suntracker,

Offer lunch for $10.  Pilots usually have money.

Geez, I always thought flying out for a hamburger costs $50, $100 when I used a twin.  Oh wait, that includes the gas to get the hamburger, never mind.  ;)

dago

Title: Some nut
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 26, 2005, 06:38:06 PM

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Originally posted by eagl
Suntracker,

Let him land and then tell him you charge a $20 landing fee for airport terminal expenses.  If he asks "what terminal", point at your house or toolshed and offer to let him use the toilet if he coughs up the landing fee.

Offer lunch for $10.  Pilots usually have money.

Screw that. Shoot him down
Or better yet. Go get a bow and arrow dress up like an indian and run around outside shooting arrows at him yelling

"IT ISS BALOOON"

Yea I know its not a balloon but sometimes ya gotta make due with what you have:)

Title: Some nut
Post by: lazs2 on February 27, 2005, 10:33:51 AM

goodnes!  this is sure a violent crowd.

lazs

Title: Some nut
Post by: Zulu7 on February 27, 2005, 10:42:21 AM

I used to get the USAf doing that to my house in A10s F4s F111s and starlifters when I was younger. Should I have bought some surface to air missiles and used the same approach?

Lol:lol

Lazs he's probably a spy. Be carefull they are on to you?

:lol

Title: Some nut
Post by: NUKE on February 27, 2005, 10:44:25 AM

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Originally posted by Zulu7
I Should I have bought some surface to air missiles and used the same approach?

 

you can't even buy a pea-shooter over there to protect yourself, how are you going to buy a SAM to protect your house against the USAF?

Title: Some nut
Post by: lazs2 on February 27, 2005, 10:50:20 AM

everyone is "on to" me.  I am an open book.

lazs