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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GreenEgg on February 27, 2005, 09:01:01 PM
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This place promises to be fun.
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"Fun" as in porking your sister, maybe.
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
This place promises to be fun.
Its all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.
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Originally posted by Lizking
"Fun" as in porking your sister, maybe.
Not sure what to make of that remark....
My sister could be old and ugly, thus making it sarcastic. She could also be young and hot, making it sarcastic, but only if I'm the one doing the "porking". There's also the possibility that I have no sister, thus making this entire BBS nothing but a big circle-jerk.
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Bring ham.
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Looks like this troll allready has egg on his face. :rolleyes:
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"There's also the possibility that I have no sister, thus making this entire BBS nothing but a big circle-jerk."
Bingo.
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YES it is CUTE and FUND! ;)
EDIT:
Beware
IP:logged
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Personal attack
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Boy, Skuzzy's bound to just LOVE this clown.:rolleyes:
Can you say "whack the mole"?
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Personal attack
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Smells like Airhead to me.
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So are you going to post nudes of your wife/girlfriend or not?
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
You know what I love about these 'family-friendly' boards? It's
Bravo... Bravo
Obviously, you are too stupid to see the difference between mutual respect and fear. I have no fear of Skuzzy. And no fear of being banned. Oh, and I bow to no one.
As to you, I've said all I'll bother to say, I'll not enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed fool.
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I've noticed that the board seems to be manifesting the evidence of a big solar putzonium storm.
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Originally posted by Lizking
Smells like Airhead to me.
Nah bud, it's not me. Nice troll tho.:aok not you, Green Egg I meant-
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HallucINate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate
Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
FascINate
Deviate
ReINstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate
Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At nINety-eight we all rotate
HallucINate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate
Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animals we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
FascINate
Deviate
ReINstate
Liberate
Liberate
Liberate
Liberate
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Personal attack
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
Hi.
Hi.
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Originally posted by Nash
Hi.
How's it going, nash.
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shades=ghey
...why not just stay gone?
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Hold On I'm gonna say this all in one breath now yall see this....
GreenEggcameinsayinghitoevery onebasicallyanoobtotheboardsa ndsaying"thisispromisingtobefun"andthenmouthsoffatthefirstsar casticremarktohim,lolnotgonalastlongatallwithasmartassalltoseriousgung-hoattitudelikethat!lol.......
WWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW.... Damn, thought I'd lose my breath,
Oh, almost forgot, Welcome to the Boards, I'm AceWölf:aok
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Jeeze. Try to take one day off, one stinkin day, and some noob drops trow and bends over right in the middle of everything.
Listen GreenEgg..........can I call you Green? Ok, listen Green, some of these guys are a little testy aight? I mean like, are you the type that would poke a wounded skunk with a short stick and expect it not to spray you? Cause if you are, stop reading now and move on. K? Otherwise, let me give you a clear picture of the board here. Because obviously some of us find it amusing. Sort of.
The way we post has very little to do with Skuzzy's reaction, or HiTech's, or Pyro's. We do tend to try to respect them in our posts, to a certain extent, since.............well, since HTC owns the board. :) But if you look around a bit you'll find enough locked threads to show you we screw up. Farily often actually lol. Most of the guys (and gals) who post here are of a very ................... individualist bent. Some are even downright rude. Expect that as a new guy you are going to be tested, and have a few of them poke at you to see your reactions. If you take it in good humor and show some wit rather than responding with total drivel and accusations, they'll take you right in. Act like a spoiled brat in public, and they'll spank you. Nuff said.
Btw, welcome. :)
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My above statments are not intended to infer that I or anyone else posting on this board do not respect HiTech, Pyro or Skuzzy for reasons beyond owning and/or operating HTC. We do. You'd be hard pressed to believe it sometimes from the comments that fly around, but it's there. Sort of. Sometimes. :D
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Hi GreenEgg
Its a
(http://website.lineone.net/~dave.cushman/wasptrap1.jpg)
In here.
If you're not from USA, Conservative, A gun owner/member of the NRA, In love with Bush and his foreign policy, a full on supporter of the War in Iraq, able to quote detailed text to bolster your closed minded arguments ad infinitum, and Currently serving or ex military or wannabe military, then yOur in for a pretty rough ride.
Welcome to this BBs from one of" the few". Who do not fit the above description .Have fun:aok
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You could be all of that which you posted, wouldn't matter. You're just boring Zulu. Never clever, and with 15 posts a day, you'd think you'd get it that most people ignore, or laugh at you. I honestly don't get your motivation to continue to post here.
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Because places like this need a voice of reason and It'd be bloody boreing with you all sitting around fawning over your President and your guns etc whilst ranting on about amerihaters and such like!
:aok
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See?
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
This place promises to be fun.
Welcome in free land, where most people are unable to read some diferent opinions, so they usualy call for censorship.
You will love it. Dont get pissed of if you will lose some accounts.... later on you will find way how to iritate them w/o getting banned :rofl
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:rofl Lada well put:aok
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get it over with early.
its easier that way...then you can then figure out who ran and cried about you and then laugh quietly at them when they act all tough.
because you know better.
:)
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Originally posted by Zulu7
Hi GreenEgg
If you're not from USA, Conservative, A gun owner/member of the NRA, In love with Bush and his foreign policy, a full on supporter of the War in Iraq, able to quote detailed text to bolster your closed minded arguments ad infinitum, and Currently serving or ex military or wannabe military, then yOur in for a pretty rough ride.
Welcome to this BBs from one of" the few". Who do not fit the above description .Have fun:aok
Zulu, quit farting. Or is there another name for what happens when you talk out of your prettythang? You are as much of a stirrer and disturber as anyone on this BBS, and more than most. Its just a pity that your delusions dont keep you from finding the "submit" button.
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Originally posted by Krusher
Its all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.
then its pure comedy
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
Not sure what to make of that remark....
There's also the possibility that I have no sister,\
That you know of :D
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
As for wits, you wouldn't a wit if you woke up to the sound if it doing it to your wife.
How do you know? You ever seen his wife?:lol
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lada and zulu are the voice of reason on this board?
rehashing tired liberal phrases spoon fed you by your girlfriends and union leaders is not the "voice of reason" in my opinion.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
lada and zulu are the voice of reason on this board?
rehashing tired liberal phrases spoon fed you by your girlfriends and union leaders is not the "voice of reason" in my opinion.
lazs
Zulu and "voice of reason"
in the same sentace???:rofl :rofl :rofl
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he is the self anointed "voice of reason".
lazs
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
You know what I love about these 'family-friendly' boards? It's the fact that some of the members, especially the guys that claim to be big, tough and manly in real life, have this psuedo Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton relationship with the administrator, all born of the fear that he might ban them or flex his authority in some other way. Grown men, who, given their supposed backgrounds, probably curse and toss out more racial epiphets than your average joe, all just crawling in the dirt, armed only with their well-worn kneepads, before the administrator, whose only power in life are the control of these discussion boards.
Bravo... Bravo
Sigh........
when are we gonna get a decent mystery troller again?
This guy blew his wad before he even got close to the sweet spot.
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Originally posted by Zulu7
Hi GreenEgg
If you're not from USA, Conservative, A gun owner/member of the NRA, In love with Bush and his foreign policy, a full on supporter of the War in Iraq, able to quote detailed text to bolster your closed minded arguments ad infinitum, and Currently serving or ex military or wannabe military, then yOur in for a pretty rough ride.
Welcome to this BBs from one of" the few". Who do not fit the above description .Have fun:aok
Zulu, I'm about as liberal as it gets without participating in the local candlelight vigil for peace, and I've gone round with some of the more right wing posters here, but tell me...Why are you predijuced against former military personnel? Aren't you the guy who, just the other day, implied military service was a prerequisite for civilian leadership? And the Repugs weren't qualified as leaders cause many of them didn't serve?
I disagree with Lazs, Yeager, Grunherz and the entire 13th TAS on lots of issues, but these are honorable men, some I consider friends, and they have no "hidden agenda", nor is there an agenda on Skuzzy's part to mold these discussions towards a certain ideologue.
Really, if you wish to discuss issues then discuss them-but if all you're going to do is whine and cry about the "other side" picking on you, or mean ol' Skuzzy picking on you, then all you'll get is laughed at.
I hope you stick around, but I also hope you start making posts that support your POV rather than the mostly whines you've presented so far. Otherwise all you do is make the rest of us Libs look bad. ;)
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You know just when I feel like I have accomplished absolutely nothing in my life I realize that everytime some new nick appears (who is obviously a current member, previous member or banned member coming back to stir the pot a bit) no one ever thinks the jerk is me.
So at least I have that going for me.
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Originally posted by Habu
You know just when I feel like I have accomplished absolutely nothing in my life I realize that everytime some new nick appears (who is obviously a current member, previous member or banned member coming back to stir the pot a bit) no one ever thinks the jerk is me.
So at least I have that going for me.
LOL Thanks Habu, now I feel like crap cause every time a new troll comes aboard there's speculation it's me. Thanks for reminding me I'm a loser. :confused:
I was going to go to work- think I'll call in sick and go back to bed.
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Never knw it but now I do, Zulu your a moron. A thread here was started and had NOTHING, to do with any sort of thing about Bush or the Gov't, and you have to bring something up about it, Man you are one %^&*$#@ idiot that. You really do look for trouble. Friggin moron.
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I feel so good now that I have decided to dust off the Resume and go out and try to get a job. Enough of this living in the basement eating Kraft dinner and looking at internet porn all day.
I have ammended my resume as follows, please just skip to the bottom:
Name: Habu
Address: Available upon request.
Objective Find a job where the people I work with aren't all against me. Also, I'd like to find a job where the boss doesn't pick on me. I'm thinking of someday being my own boss. I want to make a lot of money. I need some creative space so I can make things. I want to have the extra time to enjoy the things I'm interested in, like partying and seeing some bands. I'm a people watcher, and I'm thinking about learning to play guitar. I just read a book that describes how men can have multiple orgasms without ejaculation. I'd like some time to practice this.
Employment
a) Astro Gas , intersection of Greely and Portland Blvd.
Employed: December 2 to December 22 2004
Responsibilities: I pumped gas, checked oil, and sold cigarettes to motorists and the high school students that waited for the bus there.
Reason for leaving: The boss and everyone had it out for me. The bastards I worked with told my boss that I was stealing money from the till, then they framed me for it.The boss was picking on me for being late a few times, and got pretty uptight about me showing up with booze on my breath. (It was a good damned thing that I'd drank that whiskey right before I got to work; otherwise he would have smelled the weed on my breath too. Hey, I wasn't kidding when I said I liked to party, man.) He got mad because I sold cigarettes to minors. I think that law is bull ****. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's an idiot. He wouldn't let me have time off for Christmas so I can visit my brother. No one treats me that way. He'll get whats coming to him. I'm telling you; that bastard is going to pay.
b) Parr Lumber, Martin Luther King Blvd, Portland.
Employed: November 6 to November 22 2004.
Responsibilities: Take the broken pallets and make them into good, usable ones. Got the door for the contractors. Swept the parking lot and yard to keep it free of dangerous debris, like wet cardboard, sawdust, and wood chips.
Reason for leaving: The boss would ride me about smoking and talking to people walking by. I was doing Parr a customer service deed by establishing good relations with the public. If you call them they will tell you I made a lewd comment to a customer. That ho is fulla ****. She flirted with me. She started it. My boss was a dork from Vancouver. His daughter was foxy and he would get uptight when I'd talk to her. He was infringing upon my constitutional rights be telling me I couldn't smoke in the warehouse because of "fire codes." Thats a bunch of crap. Everyone knows that a cigarette couldn't burn down a whole warehouse. It was just too big. He was an insensitive bellybutton for not letting me have Thanksgiving off to visit my brother. He also claims that he caught me jerking off in the warehouse. I wasn't jerking off. I got a sliver down there and was trying to get it out.
c) Burger King, Barbur Blvd, Portland.
Employed: October 20 to November 1 2004
Responsibilities: Cook and janitorial work. I took the 40 pound frozen hamburger patty box out of the freezer, broke them apart with a screwdriver and a 5 pound ball peen hammer and put them in the cooker conveyor belt. Took the cooked patties and buns (there are two sizes, whopper and regular,) and put them into the appropriate sized bun. Put the assembled burgers into the steamer. It was also my responsibility to clean the tiles on the floor underneath the tables where the cleaners couldn't reach with their machines.
Reason for leaving: I came into work the day after Halloween and a couple pigs were there and they told me I wasn't allowed to go in. The manager came out and gave me my last check and told me I was fired. I asked him what it was all about and he said I came in on Halloween and started screaming and throwing things around and shoved a lady up against the salad bar. That's a lie. I was drinking with Ciccione in N.E. Portland. I was riding my brother's Huffy (because my car was impounded for a bull **** DWI charge I was framed on.) I don't think there is any way I could have got from N.E. Portland to S.W. Portland on that bike in one night, especially since I was so drunk. He hated me anyhow. I got more dignity than that. So I punched the son of a ***** and the pigs arrested me. That bald headed do gooder punk deserved it. He had to have been lying. He said I was on a blackout. That's a lie. I don't remember ever having a blackout. He got mad at me for spitting on the paddies with with my buddy Rob. He said that that was discusting and that he was really dissapointed. What a geek. He didn't even see the humor in a harmless game of "burger roulette."
Education: High School Graduate (Almost, 6 courses short) July 1999.
Memberships:
The O Club: A top ranked member of this non demoninational debateing society.
References: Airhead, Nash and mosgood
Can someone help me integrate the follwing phrases into the resume?
Solutions-oriented
Results-driven
Well organized
Highly motivated
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl 1/2
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
You know what I love about these 'family-friendly' boards? It's the fact that some of the members, especially the guys that claim to be big, tough and manly in real life, have this psuedo Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton relationship with the administrator, all born of the fear that he might ban them or flex his authority in some other way. Grown men, who, given their supposed backgrounds, probably curse and toss out more racial epiphets than your average joe, all just crawling in the dirt, armed only with their well-worn kneepads, before the administrator, whose only power in life are the control of these discussion boards.
Bravo... Bravo
^^^
Victim. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Victim_mentality)
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My brother, the Yosef, he tell me he not finished with the lot of you yet!!!!
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
Hi
hello
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Originally posted by Nilsen
hello
Nilsen, you're a good, decent, benign scandinavian. I like you. May there be fairly little lutefisk in your future.
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Let's play game called "grab ass"
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thanks
if the little lutefisk comes my way ill gladly donate it to you
have a nice day
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Circumvention of language filter/Personal attack.
One more and you are gone. Just FYI.
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Personal attack
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Circumvetion of language filter
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Originally posted by Zulu7
What?!
:confused:
:rofl :rofl :rofl
And you love it!!!!!!
Down with Mark Jones!!!
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I have a Cousin called Mark Jones! You know him?
:confused:
This getting
(http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/bb/berman/images/surrealism%20dali.jpg)
Surreal!:rofl :aok
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Go easier on the emoticons.
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Originally posted by Creamo
So are you going to post nudes of your wife/girlfriend or not?
Is she nice enough for Cream-o ? :D
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This is funny:
Lets recap shall we?
Originally posted by GreenEgg
thus making this entire BBS nothing but a big circle-jerk.
You must be the administrator's sycophant. Greetings. I expect I will meet your owner/husband tomorrow.
especially the guys that claim to be big, tough and manly in real life, have this psuedo Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton relationship with the administrator
simple-minded, humorless computer geek and the denisons of his vast kingdom. The kinds of conversations I've seen on these boards, this place sometimes resembles special-ed at recess, with your almighty Skuzzy being the guy stuck with the task of sending the kids to the bathroom whenever they **** themselves during a temper tantrum.
and the all announcing virtual "blowing of your troll load"
My brother, the Yosef, he tell me he not finished with the lot of you yet!!!!
Man I thaught I pushed the boundries sometimes but Geesh :p
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All of this 'couse of simple "hi"
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Personal attack
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Originally posted by GreenEgg
Gunslinger, let's get put this one important fact out there.... You're an idiot. In fact, applying the most basic rules of arithmatic to genetics, I'd venture to say that if you and Nuke had a kid, he'd likely turn out to be a genius.
Said pot to kettle
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Said pot to kettle
Hey, at least I have a basic mastery of punctuation.
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This has been done (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93266)
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And here I thought it was the jocks in high school that knew it all. :rolleyes: Egotism rocks, man.
Hello, GreenEgg. Nice to meet you.