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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: JB88 on February 27, 2005, 11:40:47 PM

Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: JB88 on February 27, 2005, 11:40:47 PM: now accepting nominees for the best "i got shot down but it wasnt my fault because... (enter lame excuse here) awards.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Manedew on February 28, 2005, 02:27:34 AM: "my cat chewed my stick cord up!"

it happend ....

twice.....
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Post by: Grits on February 28, 2005, 02:30:27 AM: "I clipped a tree and the bullet riddled, flaming, wingless enemy plane got a proxy even though I never got pinged."
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Post by: Trippy on February 28, 2005, 06:25:06 AM: I WAS AFK, yes i once saw someone whine about being shot down because they were afk.

also the other day i saw a whine about how this game is stupid because everyone is flying on the deck -i just never heard anyone complain about it before, thought i heard em all.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: MadBirdCZ on February 28, 2005, 07:00:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Trippy
also the other day i saw a whine about how this game is stupid because everyone is flying on the deck -i just never heard anyone complain about it before, thought i heard em all.

Well... when thinking about it... Therte are not many High Altitude monkeys around anymore... Which is a shame actually... There is nothing like a good 2 vs. 2 or 2 vs. many fight at 20k+ :D
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: mechanic on February 28, 2005, 07:33:28 AM: spent 5 mins working a niki, finally ripping his wing off only to be hit by un-manned 5" ack from a CV 10k away a second later and falling faster (???) than the niki and giving him the kill.
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Post by: Reschke on February 28, 2005, 11:29:15 AM: Well lets see...."My stick programming got srewed up because the throttle and stick pots were spiking and dying!"
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Post by: vorticon on February 28, 2005, 11:46:15 AM: accidently left MSN running, someone started messaging me and the game minimized...
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Post by: Trippy on February 28, 2005, 11:47:54 AM: good one voritcon, what about auto updates that pop up as well:)
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Post by: rshubert on February 28, 2005, 11:50:22 AM: Wife Ack.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Raider179 on February 28, 2005, 11:57:33 AM: I spilled my beer
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 28, 2005, 12:09:58 PM: Here's a good one I tried to explain to someone.

I once left an Il2 on auto Climb. I stepped away from the computer and went to sharpen my swiss army knife. Just as I finish getting it brutally sharp, I saw a plane in the window coming at my il2. In the process of getting up to save my plane, I gashed my pinky finger really bad.

So after I was shot down I yelled out, "Not fair! I'm bleeding to death IRL!"

The guy didn't believe me.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: 68DevilM on February 28, 2005, 12:19:49 PM: fighting a 110 in my dora and crashed into deck because i was too busy looking behind me
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Post by: DamnedRen on February 28, 2005, 01:08:17 PM: "You only got me because I yanked so hard I did a back flip outa my rocker and by the time I sat back down I had a blue screen of death. But, I think that wouldn'ta happened if I hadn't ripped the stick outa the computer when the chair went over."

"Otherwse I had you cold!" "Now I gotta send my stick in for repairs and buy a new motherboard but when I get back yer 6 is mine!"
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Heretik on February 28, 2005, 02:00:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by 68DevilM
fighting a 110 in my dora and crashed into deck because i was too busy looking behind me

Heh. That one comes up at least a dozen times a night on squad vox. Always the same guy too.
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Post by: Furball on February 28, 2005, 02:02:01 PM: "lucky" is always the best one for me, you absolutely nail someone and its "lucky"
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Post by: BlueJ1 on February 28, 2005, 02:09:17 PM: Bout time.

I use this one myself sometimes :D
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Shane on February 28, 2005, 02:48:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
[B [/B]

and you're lucky it isn't!! :mad:

:aok
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Redd on February 28, 2005, 04:55:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
"lucky" is always the best one for me, you absolutely nail someone and its "lucky"

You only get lucky, I get lucky and laggy.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Heretic on February 28, 2005, 05:31:01 PM: dweeb,noob,cherry picker,lucky shot dweeb,your an idiot.......and the list goes on and on. We all know who I am referring to.

Got into a little dispute with said fellow and his squadmates. Nothing constructive came out of it except his futile name calling.
Makes me wonder why grown men act like children?
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Post by: Redd on February 28, 2005, 08:41:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SEgunner
dweeb,noob,cherry picker,lucky shot dweeb,your an idiot.......and the list goes on and on. We all know who I am referring to.

Got into a little dispute with said fellow and his squadmates. Nothing constructive came out of it except his futile name calling.
Makes me wonder why grown men act like children?

You are assuming they are grown men . Not always the case
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Post by: Drunky on February 28, 2005, 08:50:52 PM: because I have no life and therefore I have to post on the BBS in a lame attempt to have some validation.
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Post by: BigB717 on February 28, 2005, 10:03:28 PM: 88 great post btw, i love it when somone post somthing original on bbs. Sick of same ol stuff...

"My dog knocked my whole danged pc 2 ft and ripped every cord out, except the power", i witness my death first hand, LMAO

:rofl
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: BigB717 on February 28, 2005, 10:04:18 PM
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Post by: Heretic on February 28, 2005, 10:04:35 PM: Redd,

Assumption. You got that correct. Leave it to me start thinking!
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Post by: Slash27 on February 28, 2005, 10:28:52 PM: Got into a little dispute with said fellow and his squadmates. Nothing constructive came out of it except his futile name calling.

Sounds like my first experience with SEJohnny:p
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Heretic on February 28, 2005, 10:38:38 PM: Hey Slash. Jonny has his days. No doubt about that. If it means anything to you I will apologize for any comments that have been said. I really can't say much to him because he is my CO.

Remember that fight we had? You were in a F4U and I was in my N1K? That was a great fight. You really know how to fly that beast.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Ratnick on March 01, 2005, 12:36:27 AM: not my fault because ... vampires stole my lunch money.

not my fault because ... elvis 'n bigfoot crashed their ufo into my house.
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Post by: Slash27 on March 01, 2005, 01:03:12 AM: Hey Slash. Jonny has his days. No doubt about that. If it means anything to you I will apologize for any comments that have been said. I really can't say much to him because he is my CO.

No worries, we worked it out at the time. He thought I was someone else. I actually do remember that fight, it was fun till I died:D
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Post by: JB73 on March 01, 2005, 01:43:22 AM: WoW by ripsnort was banned or told to "not do it" by HTC a long while ago

former candiates or supporters shoudl know what im talking about ; )
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: JB82 on March 01, 2005, 07:54:23 AM: "You only won because I got bored!"

You do know that they make medication for people with Adult ADD?

P.S. I bet the person that said that will reply to this post. :rofl
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Post by: FuBaR on March 01, 2005, 09:47:09 AM: Ever had someone engage you then lose horribly? AND THEN CLAIM WHAT???? I WAS AFK
:lol :lol :lol
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: RTSigma on March 01, 2005, 11:53:20 AM: I was on this Niki's tail and then my girlfriend came by to make love to me and by the time I was able to punch her in the chest to get her off, the Niki was behind me and shot my wing off and then I hit a B-17.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Shamus on March 01, 2005, 01:13:02 PM: Friggin cat.

shamus
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Post by: Furball on March 01, 2005, 02:03:09 PM: i dont know whats more shocking...

the terrible, disgraceful abuse that SEGunner received...

or the fact that an SE actually killed anyone?! ;) :D
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: SlapShot on March 01, 2005, 03:23:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
WoW by ripsnort was banned or told to "not do it" by HTC a long while ago

former candiates or supporters shoudl know what im talking about ; )

WoW was not a Ripsnort deal ... it belonged to Rude ... I thought that it was amusing to say the least.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: Horn on March 01, 2005, 06:33:34 PM: "I had Levi's Spit V in my sights and almost had him but then I rolled my tank."
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Post by: BigR on March 01, 2005, 06:41:16 PM: im surprised no one has mentioned the dreaded "OBSERVATION RERQUEST"....man that happend to me once ....i was 400 out from someone just about ready to pull my trigger when it said "2323829282 wishes to observe you" blah blah blah and i just about had a heart attack...i was so freakin pissed...that was before i knew about the command to shut that stupid thing off. ....Still makes me mad thinkin about it LOL :D
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Post by: BigR on March 01, 2005, 06:45:44 PM: After reading my last post, I have realized that the Internet has destroyed what little grammar and spelling skills I have ever possessed.
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Post by: Heretic on March 01, 2005, 10:12:48 PM: Furby,

Did I by chance happen to pee in your Cheerios?

I admit I am a noob dweeb but I have alot of fun being one.
This coming May will be one full year for me in the game so maybe after I get my one year in I won't be so cherry and easy to kill.

I get kills. I'm just not at the caliber you are Obi-Wan.

:D :lol :aok

All said with tounge in cheek.
Title: the fermented grape awards
Post by: FuBaR on March 02, 2005, 12:11:26 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl