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Title: Thank you, USAF...
Post by: Sandman on February 28, 2005, 01:05:11 PM: ...for explaining the importance of Gold Bond Powder (http://www.razzorr.com/post/14jan05/GoldBondPowder.wmv).

:D
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Post by: LePaul on February 28, 2005, 01:11:32 PM: Wow....LOL
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Post by: Elfie on February 28, 2005, 01:22:39 PM: :rofl
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Post by: GtoRA2 on February 28, 2005, 01:27:19 PM: LOL
Was eagl one?
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Post by: Siaf__csf on February 28, 2005, 01:34:31 PM: An englishman would say BOLLOCKS!
Title: Thank you, USAF...
Post by: Furball on February 28, 2005, 01:55:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Siaf__csf
An englishman would say BOLLOCKS!

click here first (http://wilstar.net/midi/sailpipe.mid)

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?

CHORUS:
Ting-a-ling, Golly-geen,
Find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman,
Find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar,
Take a flying **** at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
*Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
*Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

*Additional verses for lines marked '*':

When your bollocks hang right down,
Do they drag along the ground?

Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?

Can you bounce 'em off the wall,
Like an Indian rubber ball?

Do your dingly-dangly gonads,
Roam about like desert nomads?

Do they ever start to hurt,
Cos they're dragging in the dirt?

Do they have a hollow sound,
When you drop 'em on the ground?

Do they have a mellow tingle,
When you hit 'em with a shingle?

Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap 'em 'round your waist?

Do they chime just like a gong,
When you pull upon your dong?

Do they dangle in the dust,
When you're overcome with lust?

Does the long drop of your bollocks,
Interfere with sexual frolics?
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Post by: AirWölf on February 28, 2005, 02:35:59 PM: LMFAO...:rofl
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Post by: eagl on February 28, 2005, 03:55:34 PM: I've made it a rule to not get caught on camera... I'm one of those guys who may or may not get in his graduation yearbook. Just try to PROVE I was there! Yea. Sorta like that vOsS guy I guess. Anyhow, people sure do odd things on weather days and during deployments.
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Post by: Octavius on February 28, 2005, 05:29:35 PM: testes and my balls! nuts! testes and my balls nuts!

hahahahhahaaha
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Post by: Tarmac on February 28, 2005, 06:36:59 PM: I want to know how they got that much gold bond to shoot out of the guy's ass. Is it their giant special effects budget, or a highly skilled stuntman?

Research may be required.
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Post by: Gunslinger on February 28, 2005, 06:42:11 PM: Officers :rolleyes:

;)
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Post by: Mini D on February 28, 2005, 06:49:07 PM: What was the girl doing singing in the chorus as they went down the hall?
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Post by: Sandman on February 28, 2005, 08:20:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
What was the girl doing singing in the chorus as they went down the hall?

Attempting to avoid the eventual ridicule and rape by trying to be "one of the guys"?

Oops... er... wrong service... ;)
Title: Thank you, USAF...
Post by: Mini D on February 28, 2005, 08:51:22 PM: Yeah... wrong service. If it's the air force, she probably has a set.
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Post by: Sandman on February 28, 2005, 08:57:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
Yeah... wrong service. If it's the air force, she probably has a set.

LMAO.
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Post by: eagl on March 01, 2005, 01:29:47 PM: Some of our ladies in the F-15E community are as tough as they get. We even have one who has been contributing the occasional new verse to traditional fighter pilot bar songs, and they're not bad at all :eek: